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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
bistre locale dragon
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Demanding Supple Organic Girlfriend Goal In Life
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motley twisted site
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Jfc
chrome irradiated wagecucks coldplay fan
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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translucent swashbuckling party of the first part
  04/09/23
sure bud
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glittery area
  04/08/23
This is so fucked up.
Mind-boggling abnormal forum gaping
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Honey-headed stimulating property
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Histrionic Indecent Theater Faggotry
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
Useless red weed whacker
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
canary vibrant market
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translucent swashbuckling party of the first part
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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Sienna nursing home
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Rebellious Garrison
  04/08/23
Big if true
Shimmering round eye roast beef
  04/08/23
So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
Sienna nursing home
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
bistre locale dragon
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Honey-headed stimulating property
  04/09/23
Tick tock spaceporn
mewling sanctuary preventive strike
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
zombie-like obsidian pozpig
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
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I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
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translucent swashbuckling party of the first part
  04/09/23
Jesus.
glassy beady-eyed corner hairy legs
  04/09/23
Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Razzmatazz lay giraffe
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
bistre locale dragon
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
zombie-like obsidian pozpig
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
bistre locale dragon
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Mind-boggling abnormal forum gaping
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
harsh stage blood rage
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new here?
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motley twisted site
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
embarrassed to the bone range
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
zombie-like obsidian pozpig
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
Mind-boggling abnormal forum gaping
  05/10/23
throwaway?
embarrassed to the bone range
  05/10/23
I can't say more.
Mind-boggling abnormal forum gaping
  05/10/23
i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
embarrassed to the bone range
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Mind-boggling abnormal forum gaping
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
harsh stage blood rage
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new poaster, first day?
chrome irradiated wagecucks coldplay fan
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like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
harsh stage blood rage
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This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
Frisky exhilarant kitty
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
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imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
embarrassed to the bone range
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this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: bistre locale dragon

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Demanding Supple Organic Girlfriend Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: motley twisted site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: chrome irradiated wagecucks coldplay fan

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: aquamarine internet-worthy locus feces

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: translucent swashbuckling party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Dashing Candlestick Maker Point

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: motley twisted site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: hideous vivacious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: translucent swashbuckling party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: jade bateful native legend

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: glittery area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling abnormal forum gaping

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Honey-headed stimulating property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Theater Faggotry

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Useless red weed whacker

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: canary vibrant market

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: translucent swashbuckling party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: learning disabled geriatric gas station

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Sienna nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz lay giraffe

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Rebellious Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Shimmering round eye roast beef

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Sienna nursing home

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: bistre locale dragon

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Honey-headed stimulating property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: mewling sanctuary preventive strike

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: zombie-like obsidian pozpig

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: mewling sanctuary preventive strike

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: zombie-like obsidian pozpig

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: translucent swashbuckling party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed corner hairy legs

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: electric hilarious theatre

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Sapphire seedy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz lay giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: bistre locale dragon

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: zombie-like obsidian pozpig

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: bistre locale dragon

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: bistre locale dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Mind-boggling abnormal forum gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: harsh stage blood rage

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: sooty aggressive cruise ship

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: motley twisted site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone range

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: zombie-like obsidian pozpig

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling abnormal forum gaping

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone range

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Mind-boggling abnormal forum gaping

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone range

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling abnormal forum gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: harsh stage blood rage

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: chrome irradiated wagecucks coldplay fan

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: harsh stage blood rage

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Frisky exhilarant kitty

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Useless red weed whacker

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone range

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Frisky exhilarant kitty

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Sapphire seedy plaza

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Laughsome stage masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Sapphire seedy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Thriller gay wizard

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: twinkling hot partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Pink Chad Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Useless red weed whacker

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Laughsome stage masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: razzle burgundy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: glittery area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Nofapping hall ladyboy

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored Copper Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2…id#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
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