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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Tantric Talking Station
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Stubborn Garrison Internal Respiration
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Bateful crackhouse
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Henna idiotic box office
  08/30/25
...
Galvanic Balding Tank
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Crawly Abode
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
boyish cream school cafeteria sweet tailpipe
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Tantric Talking Station
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
boyish cream school cafeteria sweet tailpipe
  08/31/25
...
cracking cumskin
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  08/31/25
delusional take
cracking cumskin
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Stimulating shrine
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
contagious chapel codepig
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Tantric Talking Station
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Tantric Talking Station
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
contagious chapel codepig
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
contagious chapel codepig
  09/05/25
...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Wine dilemma shitlib
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
contagious chapel codepig
  09/05/25
...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
contagious chapel codepig
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Tantric Talking Station
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
red alcoholic casino
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
red alcoholic casino
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  09/05/25
Kenny
contagious chapel codepig
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Tantric Talking Station
  09/06/25
...
ruddy odious hall elastic band
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  09/06/25
...
ruddy odious hall elastic band
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Tantric Talking Station
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
fear-inspiring stock car
  09/07/25
Explain
Tantric Talking Station
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
supple outnumbered principal's office
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Tantric Talking Station
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Tantric Talking Station
  09/07/25
...
Stimulating shrine
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
contagious chapel codepig
  01/18/26
...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Well-lubricated dun piazza
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Tantric Talking Station
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Tantric Talking Station
  02/01/26
🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Kink-friendly Hominid
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Duck-like peach national boistinker
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
contagious chapel codepig
  05/28/26
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Duck-like peach national boistinker
  05/28/26
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  06/07/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Tantric Talking Station

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Stubborn Garrison Internal Respiration

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Bateful crackhouse

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Henna idiotic box office

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Balding Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Crawly Abode

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: boyish cream school cafeteria sweet tailpipe

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Tantric Talking Station

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: boyish cream school cafeteria sweet tailpipe

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: cracking cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: cracking cumskin

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Stimulating shrine

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: contagious chapel codepig

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Tantric Talking Station

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Tantric Talking Station

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: contagious chapel codepig

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: contagious chapel codepig

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Wine dilemma shitlib

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: contagious chapel codepig

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: contagious chapel codepig

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Tantric Talking Station

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: red alcoholic casino

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: red alcoholic casino

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: contagious chapel codepig

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Tantric Talking Station

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: ruddy odious hall elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: ruddy odious hall elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Tantric Talking Station

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: fear-inspiring stock car

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Tantric Talking Station

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: supple outnumbered principal's office

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Tantric Talking Station

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Tantric Talking Station

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Stimulating shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: contagious chapel codepig

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Well-lubricated dun piazza

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Tantric Talking Station

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Tantric Talking Station

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last 𝟏𝟖 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 in which both were in the draw

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑀𝑎𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑑 2024, 𝑤𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑦 𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑦 𝑅𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑣

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Hominid

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: contagious chapel codepig

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Duck-like peach national boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Tantric Talking Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49919996)