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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Crimson bearded resort wrinkle
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Startled Big Mental Disorder
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Startled Big Mental Disorder
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Startled Big Mental Disorder
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Startled Big Mental Disorder
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Startled Big Mental Disorder
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Startled Big Mental Disorder
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Startled Big Mental Disorder
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Startled Big Mental Disorder
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Startled Big Mental Disorder
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Crimson bearded resort wrinkle
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Crimson bearded resort wrinkle
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
stimulating senate preventive strike
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Crimson bearded resort wrinkle
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Adventurous garnet business firm idiot
  05/22/26
His moniker?
henna hilarious idea he suggested twinkling uncleanness
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Colt
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Red Disturbing Shrine Kitty
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Disco Fries
Violet theatre
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Zippy multi-colored candlestick maker
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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slap-happy den
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But she was old enough in dog years!
electric khaki church building
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Adventurous garnet business firm idiot
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
electric khaki church building
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
abnormal passionate nursing home
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Crimson bearded resort wrinkle
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Orange fluffy field
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man's BEST friend
Bearded box office
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
spectacular talking doctorate
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Crimson bearded resort wrinkle
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Violet theatre
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
mentally impaired wine step-uncle's house
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Crimson bearded resort wrinkle
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
spectacular talking doctorate
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Zippy multi-colored candlestick maker
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Crimson bearded resort wrinkle
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Crimson bearded resort wrinkle
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Crimson bearded resort wrinkle
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Federal Arousing Boiling Water Mood
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Adventurous garnet business firm idiot
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Walnut ladyboy place of business
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Appetizing spot
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Crimson bearded resort wrinkle
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lol
stimulating senate preventive strike
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
fuchsia university stock car
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
high-end incel
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Crimson bearded resort wrinkle
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
high-end incel
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Crimson bearded resort wrinkle
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Crimson bearded resort wrinkle
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
high-end incel
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Chest-beating Amber Location
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Killself seems appropriate
Crawly rough-skinned degenerate temple
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Sable Beady-eyed Crotch
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Shipley was asking for it.
Crimson bearded resort wrinkle
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AI
Violet theatre
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Adventurous garnet business firm idiot
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Stirring poppy center
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Startled Big Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: stimulating senate preventive strike

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Adventurous garnet business firm idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: henna hilarious idea he suggested twinkling uncleanness

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: electric khaki church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: bateful olive reading party associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: spectacular talking doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Red Disturbing Shrine Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Violet theatre

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Zippy multi-colored candlestick maker

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: electric khaki church building

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: slap-happy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: electric khaki church building

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Adventurous garnet business firm idiot

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: electric khaki church building

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: abnormal passionate nursing home

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Orange fluffy field

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Bearded box office

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: spectacular talking doctorate

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Violet theatre

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: mentally impaired wine step-uncle's house

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: spectacular talking doctorate

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Zippy multi-colored candlestick maker

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: stimulating senate preventive strike

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: fuchsia university stock car

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Federal Arousing Boiling Water Mood

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Adventurous garnet business firm idiot

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Walnut ladyboy place of business

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: disrespectful concupiscible stage toilet seat

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Swollen misunderstood new version international law enforcement agency

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: disrespectful concupiscible stage toilet seat

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Swollen misunderstood new version international law enforcement agency

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Supple Vengeful Hell

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: disrespectful concupiscible stage toilet seat

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Appetizing spot

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: stimulating senate preventive strike

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: fuchsia university stock car

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: high-end incel

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: high-end incel

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: high-end incel

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Dashing brilliant deer antler son of senegal

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Smoky Volcanic Crater Double Fault

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: high-end incel

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Chest-beating Amber Location

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Crawly rough-skinned degenerate temple

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Sable Beady-eyed Crotch

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Crimson bearded resort wrinkle

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Violet theatre

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Adventurous garnet business firm idiot

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Stirring poppy center

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899877)