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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Mewling theater
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Obsidian Swashbuckling Goal In Life Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Mewling theater
  06/01/26
120...
Obsidian Swashbuckling Goal In Life Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Blue Tank
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Mewling theater
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Blue Tank
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Low-t sneaky criminal
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Mewling theater
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Low-t sneaky criminal
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Judgmental Marvelous Marketing Idea Immigrant
  06/01/26
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amethyst brunch athletic conference
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ebony tripping toaster
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Splenetic address
  06/01/26
...
mischievous violet idea he suggested coldplay fan
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Topaz Fighting Institution
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Aphrodisiac Station Reading Party
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Mewling theater
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Aphrodisiac Station Reading Party
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Splenetic address
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
amethyst brunch athletic conference
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Splenetic address
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
amethyst brunch athletic conference
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Aphrodisiac Station Reading Party
  06/01/26
...
snowy lay
  06/02/26
you maed it
Bat-shit-crazy Trailer Park Boiling Water
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
crimson nubile resort
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Splenetic address
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Boyish Silver Indian Lodge
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Slimy supple gaming laptop
  06/01/26
what job did you have
Olive Bossy State Depressive
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
vengeful double fault
  06/01/26
...
provocative pontificating space
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Coiffed karate
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Splenetic address
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Coiffed karate
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Mewling theater
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Splenetic address
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Disturbing high-end parlor
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Concupiscible federal pervert native
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Aphrodisiac Station Reading Party
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Concupiscible federal pervert native
  06/01/26
...
Low-t sneaky criminal
  06/03/26
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filthy impressive pozpig
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Boyish Silver Indian Lodge
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Mewling theater
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Boyish Silver Indian Lodge
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Mewling theater
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Racy mother
  06/02/26
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deep mad cow disease hell
  06/02/26
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amethyst brunch athletic conference
  06/02/26
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Mewling theater
  06/03/26
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Low-t sneaky criminal
  06/03/26
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Boyish Silver Indian Lodge
  06/03/26
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mischievous violet idea he suggested coldplay fan
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
learning disabled twisted french chef location
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Splenetic address
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Passionate slap-happy stag film trust fund
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
deep mad cow disease hell
  06/03/26
...
Mewling theater
  06/03/26
...
Passionate slap-happy stag film trust fund
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Low-t sneaky criminal
  06/03/26
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Boyish Silver Indian Lodge
  06/03/26
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canary dead heaven patrolman
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Obsidian Swashbuckling Goal In Life Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Mewling theater
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
Impertinent abode
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Passionate slap-happy stag film trust fund
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Mewling theater

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Obsidian Swashbuckling Goal In Life Mad-dog Skullcap

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Mewling theater

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Obsidian Swashbuckling Goal In Life Mad-dog Skullcap

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Blue Tank

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Mewling theater

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Blue Tank

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Low-t sneaky criminal

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Mewling theater

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Low-t sneaky criminal

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Judgmental Marvelous Marketing Idea Immigrant

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: amethyst brunch athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: ebony tripping toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Splenetic address

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: mischievous violet idea he suggested coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Topaz Fighting Institution

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Station Reading Party

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Mewling theater

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Station Reading Party

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Splenetic address

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: amethyst brunch athletic conference

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Splenetic address

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: amethyst brunch athletic conference

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Station Reading Party

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: snowy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Trailer Park Boiling Water

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: crimson nubile resort

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Splenetic address

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Boyish Silver Indian Lodge

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Slimy supple gaming laptop

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Olive Bossy State Depressive

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: vengeful double fault

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: provocative pontificating space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Coiffed karate

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Splenetic address

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Coiffed karate

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Mewling theater

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Splenetic address

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Disturbing high-end parlor

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible federal pervert native

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Station Reading Party

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible federal pervert native

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Low-t sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: filthy impressive pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Boyish Silver Indian Lodge

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Mewling theater

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Boyish Silver Indian Lodge

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Mewling theater

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Racy mother

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: deep mad cow disease hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: amethyst brunch athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Mewling theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Low-t sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Boyish Silver Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: mischievous violet idea he suggested coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: learning disabled twisted french chef location

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Splenetic address

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Passionate slap-happy stag film trust fund

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: deep mad cow disease hell

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Mewling theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Passionate slap-happy stag film trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Low-t sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Boyish Silver Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: canary dead heaven patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Obsidian Swashbuckling Goal In Life Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Mewling theater

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Impertinent abode

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Passionate slap-happy stag film trust fund

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912932)