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Will you watch my CA9 argument next week? "Swinging dicks" judge on panel (epah)

Next Tuesday at 9:00 PDT One of my judges is this fellow: h...
Insane national
  06/01/26
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Drunken Walnut Sanctuary
  06/01/26
what's it about, your fee award on trendsettah or some robin...
Drunken Walnut Sanctuary
  06/02/26
Whether the UK company that owns OnlyFans is subject to pers...
Insane national
  06/05/26
Lol jfc. Are there still open questions like *that* on inte...
hairless library place of business
  06/05/26
It's not *actually an open question, it's just a kindly elde...
Insane national
  06/05/26
Are you going after the "creators" individually?
Frozen swashbuckling point indirect expression
  06/09/26
The Creators did nothing wrong.
Insane national
  06/09/26
Might be the one time in history that class members would pr...
hairless library place of business
  06/09/26
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Drunken Walnut Sanctuary
  06/05/26
This is tomorrow guys FYI
Insane national
  06/08/26
I will jump on as soon as my property tax protest hearing is...
motley rusted church building
  06/08/26
Thanks man. First argument, and only 10 mins/side, so we'll...
Insane national
  06/08/26
Orrick v EPAH Get your bets in now
Lascivious hall stock car
  06/08/26
epah by a mile
Insane national
  06/08/26
you've been litigating this since 2022? i didn't even reali...
Drunken Walnut Sanctuary
  06/08/26
Lol, yeah. Our SOL goes back to summer 2018. By the time o...
Insane national
  06/08/26
...
Drunken Walnut Sanctuary
  06/08/26
Tremendous lawyering. I have not thought about such personal...
motley rusted church building
  06/09/26
Lol thanks man. I’m now a little embarrassed to have e...
Insane national
  06/09/26
You did good. You had the better argument. How long are you ...
motley rusted church building
  06/09/26
It’s beautiful and 66 here rn but I’m headed bac...
Insane national
  06/09/26
great report, sorry i missed it
Drunken Walnut Sanctuary
  06/09/26
What are damages like in Onlyfans-recurring-charges litigati...
Frozen swashbuckling point indirect expression
  06/09/26
On its face it's just restitution of the "unlawful"...
Insane national
  06/09/26
...
Drunken Walnut Sanctuary
  06/09/26
This isn't the most sympathetic class of plaintiffs though. ...
Frozen swashbuckling point indirect expression
  06/09/26
fraud is fraud
Drunken Walnut Sanctuary
  06/09/26
The money has to go somewhere. It’d be weird for a per...
Insane national
  06/09/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Insane national

Next Tuesday at 9:00 PDT

One of my judges is this fellow: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845118&mc=6&forum_id=2#top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49910818)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Drunken Walnut Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49910820)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Drunken Walnut Sanctuary

what's it about, your fee award on trendsettah or some robinson patman act stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49911719)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Insane national

Whether the UK company that owns OnlyFans is subject to personal jurisdiction in CA.

(We've sued them under CA's Automatic Renewal Law for automatically renewing "Fans'" subscriptions to "Creators" without disclosing that it'll be a recurring charge. Our kindly elderly judge determined that they're not subject to Jx in CA because they hadn't "specifically targeted" California consumers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49917025)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: hairless library place of business

Lol jfc. Are there still open questions like *that* on internet minimum contacts? Just set up your site to not allow California IP addresses, like how when I take depos in red states now I have to use my imagination to jerk off because porn sites want my DL and birth certificate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49917027)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Insane national

It's not *actually an open question, it's just a kindly elderly judge who assumed that Orrick biglolyers probably know a lot about jurisdiction, so we should do what they say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49917032)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Frozen swashbuckling point indirect expression

Are you going after the "creators" individually?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49925493)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Insane national

The Creators did nothing wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49925689)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: hairless library place of business

Might be the one time in history that class members would prefer an in-kind suck-n-fuck coupon settlement over whatever nominal $$ they'd otherwise get.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49926483)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Drunken Walnut Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49917746)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Insane national

This is tomorrow guys FYI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49923044)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: motley rusted church building

I will jump on as soon as my property tax protest hearing is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49923058)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Insane national

Thanks man. First argument, and only 10 mins/side, so we'll be pau by 9:30 at the latest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49923061)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Lascivious hall stock car

Orrick v EPAH

Get your bets in now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49923048)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Insane national

epah by a mile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49923052)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Drunken Walnut Sanctuary

you've been litigating this since 2022? i didn't even realize onlyfans has been around that long - i guess it pays to be an early adopter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49924087)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Insane national

Lol, yeah. Our SOL goes back to summer 2018. By the time of judgment it's going to be 10 years of all auto-renewals in CA. It'll be well over $1B by then. Unfortunately our only claim is under the UCL so it'll be a judge deciding, and obv he'll think of some way to pare it down, like perhaps to only the first renewal, and then say, "the user should have reviewed his cc statement and known better."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49924117)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Drunken Walnut Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49924129)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: motley rusted church building

Tremendous lawyering. I have not thought about such personal jurisdiction issues in years and the deep analysis was both majestic and scholarly. I also thought that your short rebuttal that put the focus back on the subsequent conduct of the Defendant was superb. Laser focused. You came back into the ring like Mike Tyson and dropped the mic on that nerd lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49925237)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Insane national

Lol thanks man. I’m now a little embarrassed to have even posted it, it was so uneventful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49925288)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: motley rusted church building

You did good. You had the better argument. How long are you staying in SF for? I wish I was in SF today. It's hot as fuck here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49925300)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Insane national

It’s beautiful and 66 here rn but I’m headed back to the airport (after coming in at 6:00 on a redeye). Can’t stand to be away from HI even for a minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49925471)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Drunken Walnut Sanctuary

great report, sorry i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49926434)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Frozen swashbuckling point indirect expression

What are damages like in Onlyfans-recurring-charges litigation? Do plaintiffs have a duty to mitigate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49925494)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Insane national

On its face it's just restitution of the "unlawful" charges. We have Judge Breyer who is supposed to be unafraid of nuclear judgments, so we'll see what unfolds (there's surprisingly little caselaw as to whether at some point the consumer is required to review their charges and unsubscribe -- perhaps especially once they've first realized how it works)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49925699)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Drunken Walnut Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49926437)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Frozen swashbuckling point indirect expression

This isn't the most sympathetic class of plaintiffs though. What other remedies are available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49926443)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Drunken Walnut Sanctuary

fraud is fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49926552)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Insane national

The money has to go somewhere. It’d be weird for a person taking that moral view to conclude that it’s better for the pornographer to keep it than to give it back to the lonely masturbators and shut-ins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2…id#49926576)