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Kicked out of a bar for the stupidest reason yet
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:19 PM Author: dashing thirsty psychic Me and a couple guys went out to a bar last night. Fancy cocktail place named after a Finnish architect but has a sick little outdoor patio full of art student girls with those ugly bangs they all have. We are just firing away pounding negronis and other faggy drinks and these girls are hanging off us as we tell old HS football stories and stuff. These girls are smoking black & milds and pounding beers and they're all like 95 pounds. Told one if she had an identical twin their combined bodyweight would be less than my wife's. We were having a killer night.
Our waiter was this Portuguese guy. He's working his ass off keeping us served and one dude asked his name, "Esposito" he tells us. So we started singing his name to the tune of that "despacito" song every time he came out, eventually the whole patio was joining in. After about a dozen times of this the manager came out, said we were all being too loud and had to leave. |
Date: July 21st, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Confused Supple Keepsake Machete these girls are hanging off us as we tell old HS football stories and stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2…id#50014389) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:24 PM Author: dashing thirsty psychic We took the place over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2…id#50014393) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Confused Supple Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2…id#50014396) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:54 PM Author: Autistic buff dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2…id#50014458) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:21 PM Author: Adulterous Flirting Business Firm Cumskin Gorgeous guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2…id#50014390) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM Author: saffron narrow-minded doctorate What was the best HS football story out of all the ones that were told? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2…id#50014428) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:49 PM Author: chest-beating center cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2…id#50014451) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:19 PM Author: dashing thirsty psychic Kid on the other team had to get an emergency tracheotomy cause my friend punched him in the throat during a play. Was a big scandal at the time & made the regional news (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2…id#50014746) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: saffron narrow-minded doctorate Did the coach stab in the neck with a pen? How did he live long enough before the emergency trach? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2…id#50015262) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:17 PM Author: dashing thirsty psychic Did you know about this? Wtf. They did stab him with a bic pen. There was an ambulance already on site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2…id#50015267) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:20 PM Author: saffron narrow-minded doctorate lol no I just guessed and was kind of being sarcastic. I was trying to think how he would live unless you stabbed him with something sharp and a pen was what I came up with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2…id#50015271) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:22 PM Author: Marvelous piazza regional news as in like NECN or News 12? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2…id#50015274) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM Author: racy chrome church expected TSINAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2…id#50014430) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Hyperactive walnut stain eero's tavern? they kicked me out after i drunkenly choked a guy with their novelty gateway arch stool backs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2…id#50014481) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Twinkling Gay Wizard Base cr thing to do in that situation is to demand brunch and get up on the bar and start dancing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2…id#50014505) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:15 PM Author: Hairraiser plaza round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2…id#50015373) |