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Shitlaw mastermen, pls weigh in on Tiger’s DUI plea deal

Five year license suspension seems like a lot. Maybe they we...
Disgusting hilarious reading party set
  09/02/26
Tiger did nothing wrong
ruddy pistol
  09/02/26
there is zero reason he should ever drive a car for any reas...
contagious sanctuary boltzmann
  09/02/26
he's asian
ruddy pistol
  09/02/26
blasian, actually
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bat shit crazy racy half-breed market
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Should have gotten jail time. This wasn't getting pulled ove...
Coiffed Aromatic Space Sex Offender
  09/02/26
>while hopped up on goofballs and tutu Sounds like a d...
bat shit crazy racy half-breed market
  09/02/26
Plus mixed race AZN. FATCEPs covered a lot of those bases as...
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bat shit crazy racy half-breed market
  09/02/26
South Asians pretending to be African American is one of the...
bat shit crazy racy half-breed market
  09/02/26
He has no prior DUI convictions. I agree that he "shoul...
razzle round eye
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bat shit crazy racy half-breed market
  09/02/26
lol, no Prosecutor wants to stand in front of a jury with Ti...
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bat shit crazy racy half-breed market
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Tons of judges take duis super seriously and would love to d...
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bat shit crazy racy half-breed market
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Then why did this Judge accept this bullshit plea deal? T...
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Great deal for a repeat offender
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Disgusting hilarious reading party set

Five year license suspension seems like a lot. Maybe they were really gonna nail him. Obviously he can afford drivers but riding in the backseat like a child for 5 years is pretty humiliating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50110786)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: ruddy pistol

Tiger did nothing wrong

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: contagious sanctuary boltzmann

there is zero reason he should ever drive a car for any reason ever again. he's a billionaire - hire a fucking driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50110805)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: ruddy pistol

he's asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50110806)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: contagious sanctuary boltzmann

blasian, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50110822)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: bat shit crazy racy half-breed market



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: Spruce Vigorous Rehab



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: bat shit crazy racy half-breed market



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Coiffed Aromatic Space Sex Offender

Should have gotten jail time. This wasn't getting pulled over for going 70 in a 60 then being a little wobbly in a field sobriety test. He was driving recklessly while hopped up on goofballs and tutu and flipped his car. And this isn't his first DUI or inebriated wreck. He's going to kill someone eventually.

Presumably, the prosecutors were afraid to try the case and possibly lose, so they agreed to a weak plea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50110844)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: bat shit crazy racy half-breed market

>while hopped up on goofballs and tutu

Sounds like a description of many megapoasters over the years, too 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50111078)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: fear-inspiring personal credit line

Plus mixed race AZN. FATCEPs covered a lot of those bases as a dark skinned Indian from Kolkata who pretended to be black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50111420)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: bat shit crazy racy half-breed market



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: bat shit crazy racy half-breed market

South Asians pretending to be African American is one of the most hilariously bizarre modern cultural occurrences (and modernity is full of MANY 180 phenomena!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50111424)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: razzle round eye

He has no prior DUI convictions. I agree that he "should" go to jail if we consider what we know about him, but it wouldn't be fair to treat him more harshly than others just because he's famous and we know he's a lush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50111127)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy racy half-breed market



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Spruce Vigorous Rehab

lol, no Prosecutor wants to stand in front of a jury with Tiger Fucking Woods.

Even if they did get a guilty verdict, no judge would actually put Tiger in jail for a fucking non-injury DUI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50110903)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: bat shit crazy racy half-breed market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50111074)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: spectacular electric furnace

Tons of judges take duis super seriously and would love to do this. Plus another group of judges love locking up rich and/or white people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50111404)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: bat shit crazy racy half-breed market



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Date: September 7th, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: Spruce Vigorous Rehab

Then why did this Judge accept this bullshit plea deal?

The Judge was well within their power to say that they didn't think this sufficiently penalized the Defendant nor serve as a deterrent.

The Prosucutor pussed out and the Judge let him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50120198)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: jet-lagged opaque abode



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: bat shit crazy racy half-breed market



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: bat shit crazy racy half-breed market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50111254)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: spectacular electric furnace

Great deal for a repeat offender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50111397)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: bat shit crazy racy half-breed market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50111400)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: Spruce Vigorous Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2…id#50120199)