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Is it really squanching if Spaceporn’s micropeen is too small for penetration?

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charismatic toaster cuckoldry
  08/25/26
(Public Defender furiously prepping for trial, grasping at s...
Primrose wild brunch
  08/25/26
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charismatic toaster cuckoldry
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arousing lodge hominid
  08/25/26
I always figured squanching was a hand thing. Get a fistful ...
disrespectful cuck jewess
  08/25/26
yeah iirc squanching was what he claimed he wants to do when...
multi-colored ruddy associate
  08/25/26
I assumed it involves contorting your hand into a deformed p...
jet-lagged library
  08/25/26
jfc
opaque marketing idea newt
  08/25/26
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opaque marketing idea newt
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Date: August 25th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: charismatic toaster cuckoldry



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Primrose wild brunch

(Public Defender furiously prepping for trial, grasping at straws)

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Date: August 25th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: charismatic toaster cuckoldry



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Date: August 25th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: arousing lodge hominid



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Date: August 25th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: disrespectful cuck jewess

I always figured squanching was a hand thing. Get a fistful and just squanch it up. Use your middle finger in the back to create a fulcrum

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Date: August 25th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: multi-colored ruddy associate

yeah iirc squanching was what he claimed he wants to do when he sees "a naked lady's crotch." i also figured that was a hand thing

but when poasters talk about it in the context of stuff like the "playroom hotdog" and "stinky red baboon bottoms" situations i interpret it differently

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Date: August 25th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: jet-lagged library

I assumed it involves contorting your hand into a deformed pincer claw, and just...squanching.

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Date: August 25th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: opaque marketing idea newt

jfc

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Date: August 25th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: opaque marketing idea newt



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