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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
Razzmatazz burgundy site
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
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  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Razzle-dazzle Yellow Yarmulke
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
ivory office
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Chocolate Hairraiser Public Bath
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Ulysses
beta institution gunner
  08/27/26
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
beta institution gunner
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Heady maize boiling water
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
dashing milky set indirect expression
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
dashing milky set indirect expression
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
beta institution gunner
  08/27/26
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
diverse primrose center foreskin
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
diverse primrose center foreskin
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...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
...
diverse primrose center foreskin
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In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Catch-22
diverse primrose center foreskin
  08/27/26
edit ❌
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
diverse primrose center foreskin
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
diverse primrose center foreskin
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Dickens
diverse primrose center foreskin
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Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Chocolate Hairraiser Public Bath
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Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
The English Patient
diverse primrose center foreskin
  08/27/26
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
wtf
dashing milky set indirect expression
  08/27/26
Catch 22
beta institution gunner
  08/27/26
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
sick national security agency water buffalo
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Orwell
diverse primrose center foreskin
  08/27/26
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
diverse primrose center foreskin
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...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
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...
Trip Puce Digit Ratio
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Infuriating box office sandwich
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Heady maize boiling water
  08/28/26
...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
diverse primrose center foreskin
  08/27/26
I really can't
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
diverse primrose center foreskin
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yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Triste!
diverse primrose center foreskin
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I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
diverse primrose center foreskin
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
diverse primrose center foreskin
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
diverse primrose center foreskin
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
diverse primrose center foreskin
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
diverse primrose center foreskin
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
diverse primrose center foreskin
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
sick national security agency water buffalo
  08/27/26
don't know :(
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
sick national security agency water buffalo
  08/27/26
oh good one
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Trip Puce Digit Ratio
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
cream irradiated gas station reading party
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
diverse primrose center foreskin
  08/27/26
No.
cream irradiated gas station reading party
  08/27/26
Dracula
Vibrant Idiotic Pistol
  08/28/26
Im gay
Misunderstood Passionate Toaster Roommate
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
doobsian theater macaca
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A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Infuriating box office sandwich
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Orange Principal's Office
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
magenta hospital
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
doobsian theater macaca
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Judgmental avocado address ceo
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
diverse primrose center foreskin
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Judgmental avocado address ceo
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
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  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz burgundy site

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

Mother died today.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Yellow Yarmulke

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: ivory office

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Chocolate Hairraiser Public Bath

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: beta institution gunner

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: beta institution gunner

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Heady maize boiling water

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: dashing milky set indirect expression

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: dashing milky set indirect expression

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: beta institution gunner

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

Dickens

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Chocolate Hairraiser Public Bath

anna karenina

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: dashing milky set indirect expression

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: beta institution gunner

Catch 22

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: sick national security agency water buffalo

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�id.#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

🧐🤔

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Trip Puce Digit Ratio



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Infuriating box office sandwich



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Heady maize boiling water

the spaceporn story

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

I really can't

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

Triste!

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: sick national security agency water buffalo

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

don't know :(

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: sick national security agency water buffalo

Sound and Fury

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

oh good one

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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Trip Puce Digit Ratio

Great thread. These were difficult.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: cream irradiated gas station reading party

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

Mein Kampf?

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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: cream irradiated gas station reading party

No.

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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Vibrant Idiotic Pistol

Dracula

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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Misunderstood Passionate Toaster Roommate

Im gay

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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: doobsian theater macaca

A Confederacy of Dunces

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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Infuriating box office sandwich

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Orange Principal's Office

God Emperor of Dune

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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: magenta hospital

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: doobsian theater macaca

raisin in the sun

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Judgmental avocado address ceo

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: diverse primrose center foreskin

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Judgmental avocado address ceo

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

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