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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Cream volcanic crater
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Splenetic base
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Cream volcanic crater
  06/01/26
120...
Splenetic base
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Titillating Pocket Flask Juggernaut
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Cream volcanic crater
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Titillating Pocket Flask Juggernaut
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Thirsty dragon
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Cream volcanic crater
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Thirsty dragon
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
vigorous navy faggot firefighter mad cow disease
  06/01/26
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Mildly Autistic Parlour
  06/01/26
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mustard yarmulke hospital
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Vivacious genital piercing wrinkle
  06/01/26
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aggressive locale
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
green kitchen
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
out-of-control excitant halford range
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Cream volcanic crater
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
out-of-control excitant halford range
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Vivacious genital piercing wrinkle
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Mildly Autistic Parlour
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Vivacious genital piercing wrinkle
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Mildly Autistic Parlour
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
out-of-control excitant halford range
  06/01/26
...
Orchid zippy legend
  06/02/26
you maed it
Vibrant Idea He Suggested
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Judgmental histrionic stage
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Vivacious genital piercing wrinkle
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
amethyst cuckold
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Lascivious becky ratface
  06/01/26
what job did you have
appetizing roommate trump supporter
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
exhilarant shimmering den faggotry
  06/01/26
...
Opaque National
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
brindle gaping
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Vivacious genital piercing wrinkle
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
brindle gaping
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Cream volcanic crater
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Vivacious genital piercing wrinkle
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Awkward institution round eye
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
mind-boggling fishy orchestra pit pervert
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
out-of-control excitant halford range
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
mind-boggling fishy orchestra pit pervert
  06/01/26
...
Thirsty dragon
  06/03/26
...
stubborn ticket booth
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
amethyst cuckold
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Cream volcanic crater
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
amethyst cuckold
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Cream volcanic crater
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Pearl sound barrier internal respiration
  06/02/26
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Chartreuse indian lodge jew
  06/02/26
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Mildly Autistic Parlour
  06/02/26
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Cream volcanic crater
  06/03/26
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Thirsty dragon
  06/03/26
...
amethyst cuckold
  06/03/26
...
aggressive locale
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Soggy Alcoholic Piazza
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Vivacious genital piercing wrinkle
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
up-to-no-good curious regret
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Chartreuse indian lodge jew
  06/03/26
...
Cream volcanic crater
  06/03/26
...
up-to-no-good curious regret
  06/03/26
...
Thirsty dragon
  06/03/26
...
amethyst cuckold
  06/03/26
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aqua place of business
  06/03/26
...
Splenetic base
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Cream volcanic crater
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
laughsome garrison national security agency
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
up-to-no-good curious regret
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Cream volcanic crater

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Splenetic base

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Cream volcanic crater

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Splenetic base

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Titillating Pocket Flask Juggernaut

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Cream volcanic crater

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Titillating Pocket Flask Juggernaut

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Thirsty dragon

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Cream volcanic crater

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Thirsty dragon

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: vigorous navy faggot firefighter mad cow disease

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: mustard yarmulke hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Vivacious genital piercing wrinkle

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: aggressive locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: green kitchen

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: out-of-control excitant halford range

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Cream volcanic crater

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: out-of-control excitant halford range

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Vivacious genital piercing wrinkle

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Parlour

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Vivacious genital piercing wrinkle

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Parlour

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: out-of-control excitant halford range

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Orchid zippy legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Vibrant Idea He Suggested

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Judgmental histrionic stage

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Vivacious genital piercing wrinkle

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: amethyst cuckold

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Lascivious becky ratface

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: appetizing roommate trump supporter

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: exhilarant shimmering den faggotry

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Opaque National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: brindle gaping

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Vivacious genital piercing wrinkle

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: brindle gaping

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Cream volcanic crater

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Vivacious genital piercing wrinkle

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Awkward institution round eye

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling fishy orchestra pit pervert

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: out-of-control excitant halford range

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling fishy orchestra pit pervert

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Thirsty dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: stubborn ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: amethyst cuckold

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Cream volcanic crater

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: amethyst cuckold

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Cream volcanic crater

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Pearl sound barrier internal respiration

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Chartreuse indian lodge jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Cream volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Thirsty dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: amethyst cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: aggressive locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Soggy Alcoholic Piazza

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Vivacious genital piercing wrinkle

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: up-to-no-good curious regret

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse indian lodge jew

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Cream volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: up-to-no-good curious regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Thirsty dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: amethyst cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: aqua place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Splenetic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Cream volcanic crater

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: laughsome garrison national security agency

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: up-to-no-good curious regret

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912932)