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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Salmon associate water buffalo
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Cracking bearded church twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Salmon associate water buffalo
  06/01/26
120...
Cracking bearded church twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Frum Wonderful Hissy Fit Office
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Salmon associate water buffalo
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Frum Wonderful Hissy Fit Office
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Multi-colored Sickened Cruise Ship
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Salmon associate water buffalo
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Multi-colored Sickened Cruise Ship
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Cheese-eating sex offender gunner
  06/01/26
...
harsh fear-inspiring party of the first part point
  06/01/26
...
Pale cocky hall
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
razzle national jewess
  06/01/26
...
Concupiscible clown knife
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
galvanic abnormal theatre trump supporter
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Heady cuck
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Salmon associate water buffalo
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Heady cuck
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
razzle national jewess
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
harsh fear-inspiring party of the first part point
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
razzle national jewess
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
harsh fear-inspiring party of the first part point
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Heady cuck
  06/01/26
...
Chartreuse Codepig Sound Barrier
  06/02/26
you maed it
amethyst self-absorbed nursing home
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
insanely creepy principal's office turdskin
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
razzle national jewess
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
histrionic stag film
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Red preventive strike prole
  06/01/26
what job did you have
180 impertinent karate
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Shaky Rough-skinned Dilemma
  06/01/26
...
sepia odious famous landscape painting
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
mint temple
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
razzle national jewess
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
mint temple
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Salmon associate water buffalo
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
razzle national jewess
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Magenta home
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
purple chapel
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Heady cuck
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
purple chapel
  06/01/26
...
Multi-colored Sickened Cruise Ship
  06/03/26
...
misunderstood bull headed half-breed garrison
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
histrionic stag film
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Salmon associate water buffalo
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
histrionic stag film
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Salmon associate water buffalo
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Awkward demanding kitchen
  06/02/26
...
Black dopamine love of her life
  06/02/26
...
harsh fear-inspiring party of the first part point
  06/02/26
...
Salmon associate water buffalo
  06/03/26
...
Multi-colored Sickened Cruise Ship
  06/03/26
...
histrionic stag film
  06/03/26
...
Concupiscible clown knife
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
mind-boggling mentally impaired parlor
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
razzle national jewess
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
buck-toothed painfully honest locale
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Black dopamine love of her life
  06/03/26
...
Salmon associate water buffalo
  06/03/26
...
buck-toothed painfully honest locale
  06/03/26
...
Multi-colored Sickened Cruise Ship
  06/03/26
...
histrionic stag film
  06/03/26
...
garnet wagecucks
  06/03/26
...
Cracking bearded church twinkling uncleanness
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Salmon associate water buffalo
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
sienna curious institution masturbator
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
buck-toothed painfully honest locale
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Salmon associate water buffalo

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Cracking bearded church twinkling uncleanness

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Salmon associate water buffalo

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Cracking bearded church twinkling uncleanness

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Frum Wonderful Hissy Fit Office

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Salmon associate water buffalo

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Frum Wonderful Hissy Fit Office

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored Sickened Cruise Ship

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Salmon associate water buffalo

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Multi-colored Sickened Cruise Ship

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Cheese-eating sex offender gunner

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: harsh fear-inspiring party of the first part point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Pale cocky hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: razzle national jewess

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible clown knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: galvanic abnormal theatre trump supporter

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Heady cuck

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Salmon associate water buffalo

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Heady cuck

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: razzle national jewess

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: harsh fear-inspiring party of the first part point

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: razzle national jewess

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: harsh fear-inspiring party of the first part point

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Heady cuck

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse Codepig Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: amethyst self-absorbed nursing home

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: insanely creepy principal's office turdskin

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: razzle national jewess

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: histrionic stag film

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Red preventive strike prole

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: 180 impertinent karate

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Shaky Rough-skinned Dilemma

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: sepia odious famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: mint temple

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: razzle national jewess

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: mint temple

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Salmon associate water buffalo

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: razzle national jewess

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Magenta home

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: purple chapel

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Heady cuck

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: purple chapel

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored Sickened Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: misunderstood bull headed half-breed garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: histrionic stag film

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Salmon associate water buffalo

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: histrionic stag film

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Salmon associate water buffalo

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Awkward demanding kitchen

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Black dopamine love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: harsh fear-inspiring party of the first part point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Salmon associate water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored Sickened Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: histrionic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible clown knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling mentally impaired parlor

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: razzle national jewess

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: buck-toothed painfully honest locale

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Black dopamine love of her life

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Salmon associate water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: buck-toothed painfully honest locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored Sickened Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: histrionic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: garnet wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Cracking bearded church twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Salmon associate water buffalo

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: sienna curious institution masturbator

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: buck-toothed painfully honest locale

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912932)