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with soccer offsides rule, why doesn't defender hang out at 50yd line whole game

just have all the defensive players hang out around the 40-5...
Curious house-broken reading party
  07/20/26
soccer is eurofag socialism/loserdom manifested in the form ...
Lilac indecent corn cake
  07/20/26
they should also introduce tackling
dun senate
  07/20/26
they should have automated sprinklers that go off once or tw...
Lilac indecent corn cake
  07/20/26
I would enjoy this
dun senate
  07/20/26
it would also solve the "hydration break" situatio...
Lilac indecent corn cake
  07/20/26
The best teams typically do have defenders pretty far up whe...
Cracking unholy azn
  07/20/26
lol they wouldnt be taking long shots they just cant pass an...
Swashbuckling halford
  07/20/26
They should just change the rule so that you have to be comp...
ungodly exciting casino
  07/20/26
What?
Mahogany know-it-all crotch native
  07/20/26
because if the opposing team is on par/evenly matched with y...
adventurous institution goyim
  07/20/26
...
at-the-ready ticket booth
  07/20/26
Because the attack can just play an easy through ball into t...
at-the-ready ticket booth
  07/20/26
didn't you watch the end of any game where a team is trying ...
Marvelous canary digit ratio plaza
  07/20/26
or, better yet ... https://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/2...
Brilliant kitty messiness
  07/20/26
no one can watch these twitter videos anymore you dumbass
Lilac indecent corn cake
  07/20/26
I played pickup games full 11 on 11 with no offside rule and...
ultramarine wrinkle range
  07/20/26
That's how it almost always works when there's no offside ru...
bateful chad hairy legs
  07/20/26
cr sometimes sucks seeing it get called to take away a score...
Swashbuckling halford
  07/20/26
...
at-the-ready ticket booth
  07/20/26
Hockey teams could theoretically have a guy hang out at thei...
ungodly exciting casino
  07/21/26
has doodikoff poasted since this? pretty funny thread but he...
Swashbuckling halford
  07/21/26


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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Curious house-broken reading party

just have all the defensive players hang out around the 40-50yd line, then no offensive players can take any close shots due to the "off sides" rule and the goalie can easily pick off any super long goal attempts. Why don't these idiotic euro and south american teams figure this out

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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Lilac indecent corn cake

soccer is eurofag socialism/loserdom manifested in the form of a sport so they play according to decorum standards instead of actually trying to win. they could just make the game 8 on 8 and put in a shot clock and all of a sudden it would be not gay

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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: dun senate

they should also introduce tackling

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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Lilac indecent corn cake

they should have automated sprinklers that go off once or twice per half during play to mix things up. problem is these third world shitholes are too poor for that type of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2�id.#50011878)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: dun senate

I would enjoy this

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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Lilac indecent corn cake

it would also solve the "hydration break" situation

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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Cracking unholy azn

The best teams typically do have defenders pretty far up when they have the ball, they just retreat immediately upon possession changes because one fast striker behind the line would be a horrific mistake

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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling halford

lol they wouldnt be taking long shots they just cant pass and would run right up near the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2�id.#50011572)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: ungodly exciting casino

They should just change the rule so that you have to be completely behind the second-last defender to be offside. Seems like this would allow the vast majority of overturned goals to stand

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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Mahogany know-it-all crotch native

What?

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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: adventurous institution goyim

because if the opposing team is on par/evenly matched with you, your defenders will constantly be in foot races/breakaways where the chance of fouls and goals greatly increases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2�id.#50011930)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: at-the-ready ticket booth



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready ticket booth

Because the attack can just play an easy through ball into the huge gap behind the defense and run onto it. So long as the attacker starts his run in an on side position he can run behind.

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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Marvelous canary digit ratio plaza

didn't you watch the end of any game where a team is trying to desperately score? they'll throw all their players way up the field making them very susceptible to counterattacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2�id.#50012032)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Brilliant kitty messiness

or, better yet ...

https://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/2079179046382920103

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2�id.#50012085)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Lilac indecent corn cake

no one can watch these twitter videos anymore you dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2�id.#50012141)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: ultramarine wrinkle range

I played pickup games full 11 on 11 with no offside rule and it ends up being boring af, defenders have to sit way back and neither side can get any attack going at all

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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: bateful chad hairy legs

That's how it almost always works when there's no offside rule.

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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling halford

cr sometimes sucks seeing it get called to take away a score like holding or PI in football but its a rule for a reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2�id.#50012136)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: at-the-ready ticket booth



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Date: July 21st, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: ungodly exciting casino

Hockey teams could theoretically have a guy hang out at their opponent's blue line all the time but they never do this

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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling halford

has doodikoff poasted since this? pretty funny thread but he never responded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2�id.#50014740)