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What the fuck happened to Magic: The Gathering?
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:31 PM Author: bat shit crazy aquamarine liquid oxygen Haven't played since jr high, but this seems pretty disgraceful to the lore:
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:37 PM Author: cerise gas station dragon I assume it got taken over by purple haired millennial queers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50014422) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:39 PM Author: crystalline meetinghouse volcanic crater you are correct, zir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50014432) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:25 PM Author: deep excitant state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50014525) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM Author: crystalline meetinghouse volcanic crater Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got super super gay. Lots of licensed sets not like TMNT, Lord of the Rings, Final Fantasy, etc. Trannies took over all the nerd hobbies like DnD and Magic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50014431) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:33 PM Author: Scarlet flirting nowag >Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got super super gay.
LOL’d, ty |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:34 PM Author: Scarlet flirting nowag Modernity: The Gathering (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50014991) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:37 PM Author: Floppy theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50015001) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:39 PM Author: Scarlet flirting nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50015011) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:00 PM Author: Wonderful Whorehouse tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50015336) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:32 AM Author: Scarlet flirting nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50016029) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:40 PM Author: Floppy theater stage "nerd clique" went from 'overly brainy white and asian guys' to 'people with shitty phenotypes.' people who have shitty phenotypes are overwhelmingly lib and so everything about nerd clique became shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50014650) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:50 PM Author: chocolate cerebral people who are hurt Where are the brainy white and asian guys now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50014668) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:52 PM Author: Floppy theater stage being racist and misogynistic online and doing AI stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50014679) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Shimmering Boltzmann Location in the brain chamber (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50014974) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:59 PM Author: Bossy laser beams mood Incredible read of the situation and explains SO MUCH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50015332) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:28 PM Author: bat shit crazy aquamarine liquid oxygen Imagine rolling into a MTG tournament with a crew of your bros, all perfect phenotypes with hitler youth haircuts, and just ethnically cleansing all of the shitlibs out in the first round with your decks full of Black Lotuses, Moxes, and Dual Lands. Every round from the second all the way through the finals is just clean cut alpha white bros with maybe a token azn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50024001) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:03 AM Author: nubile nofapping school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50026235) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:04 AM Author: Floppy theater stage token azn mascot at the MTG tournament rocking a white weenie deck tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50026238) |
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Date: July 28th, 2026 4:35 AM Author: bat shit crazy aquamarine liquid oxygen semen-stained serra angels (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50028931) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:29 AM Author: bright violent step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50024771) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:32 AM Author: bright violent step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50024776) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:52 PM Author: spectacular fanboi (JD Vance) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50014676) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:24 PM Author: stirring menage EDH became a popular casual format and then WotC began supporting it ("Commander"); this is now the dominant form, and the four person nature of the game means that it has all sorts of dumb shitty "Rule 0" "let people enjoy things" energy coming in.
At the same time, Hasbro realized that it could print money by doing licensing deals with other IP. The LotR set was actually 180 (because it's in keeping with the fantasy setting) but now we have Fallout and Marvel and so on.
Premodern offers something of a Reprieve but it's a little too sweaty. |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Floppy theater stage just googled "Rule 0" and burst out laughing irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50014977) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:26 AM Author: stirring menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50024767) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:41 PM Author: Vibrant base karate had to do a lot of research to parse this post but cr cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50015027) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:31 AM Author: bright violent step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50024775) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:39 PM Author: bat shit crazy aquamarine liquid oxygen "MTG Commander is a casual multiplayer format of the Magic: The Gathering card game where each player builds a 100-card deck around a chosen legendary creature or Planeswalker called a "Commander." In this format, players can only include one copy of each card (except basic lands) and start with 40 life points."
Wow I just threw up in my mouth a little. 100 cards no dupes...that isn't even a "deck." |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:42 PM Author: Floppy theater stage it's just as gay and retarded as it seems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50025850) |
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Date: July 28th, 2026 8:10 AM Author: stirring menage It started out as a homebrew format where the idea was to use all the janky rares and dumb combos that weren't viable anywhere else and it was fun
But now it's all streamlined and optimized and stupid as hell
And lots of players now act like having "four of the same card" is "stupid and uncreative" when it comes to 60 card MtG
Imagine the game being overrun by turo redditors and you're on the right track |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:00 PM Author: Wonderful Whorehouse blown | out | tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50015335) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Impressive Piazza https://tcgplayer-cdn.tcgplayer.com/product/279269_in_1000x1000.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50024002) |
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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:42 PM Author: Floppy theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50024039) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:43 AM Author: stirring menage That's honestly not as offensive to me as having New York City represented in the game.
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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:43 PM Author: nudist racy wrinkle The original game’s players were unable to reproduce, and the game disappeared with them; the vacant niche was then occupied by a grotesque Ninja Turtles–themed offshoot bearing little resemblance to its ancestor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50024042) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:31 AM Author: stirring menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50024774) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:09 AM Author: Useless parlor WTF are the nerds ITT even talking about? Is this a card game, or something like "Dungeons & Dragons"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50026251) |
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Date: July 28th, 2026 6:02 AM Author: crystalline meetinghouse volcanic crater Wow u totally convinced us you're a studly jock not a geek with a $1,000 Nekusar, the Mindrazer commander deck 🙄 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50028941) |
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Date: July 28th, 2026 8:11 AM Author: stirring menage EPAH is 10000% the sort of Reddit soyboy dweeb who plays MtG now
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Date: July 28th, 2026 6:30 AM Author: gay haunted graveyard Queered successfully (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2�id.#50028955) |