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Date: July 19th, 2026 2:48 PM Author: mentally impaired box office I was chilling in our campsite with my Asian wife and some friends of ours when we heard a rustling noise in the bushes behind us. I didn't really think anything of it and turned around to look after like 10 seconds and was really shocked to see a black bear slowly plodding toward us in our direction. We hadn't put our food away so he was probably attracted to the smell like any bear would be. They warn you about bears on the campground info board but people don't take it seriously enough and this time we were lazy
I remembered that if you meet a black bear you're supposed to "fight back" so I made myself big by raising my arms up and started making a bunch of noise. The bear kept coming towards me and I was starting to get really scared, maybe the most scared I've been in my entire life. I had a feeling that this might be the end of my life and I really did feel my life flashing before my eyes. All of a sudden the bear stood up on his hind legs and said "Lol at chaebong hyung! Asian pussy was made for White cock! Bangarang!" Then he walked over to me and I gave him some dap. One of my buddies tossed him a couple of those Nature Valley granola bars with 20 grams of protein. The bear got back down on all fours and slowly wandered off. We all had a good laugh. Adrenaline was still really high so I went back in my tent and had sex with my Asian wife in the missionary position |
Date: July 19th, 2026 2:53 PM Author: mentally impaired box office One of my buddies got a picture of the bear before it left:
https://i.imgur.com/fCJYUY8.jpeg |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:36 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Flesh Twinkling Uncleanness I love that it’s got more of a Sun Bear’s chest blaze than a black bear’s.
Very curious about the prompt engineering here. Did you just say to make the bear asian and it did the work for you? Or was it more specific? Or did it read into the instruction to make the women asian? |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: mentally impaired box office My wife did comment on how the bear “seemed a little Asian” but I chalked it up to me misunderstanding her heavy accent because it didn’t seem to make any sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2�id.#50012120) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: curious house-broken pit crotch Now that's a handsome bear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2�id.#50011862) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: pontificating national You overdid the flame:
"a couple of those Nature Valley granola bars with 20 grams of protein"
No way those bars got 20 fuckin grams of protein |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: mentally impaired box office This isn’t flame, this story is real and happened. It says so in the thread title (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2�id.#50011947) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: pontificating national OP fucked up an otherwise believeable story with the protein oversell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2�id.#50011999) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: purple slap-happy church "One of my buddies tossed him a couple of those Nature Valley granola bars with 20 grams of protein. "
was this an underhand toss? |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: mentally impaired box office Yeah how did you know it was underhand? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2�id.#50012257) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: free-loading beady-eyed hairy legs why did you skip the part where the BLACK bear fucked your azn girlfriend's tiny yellow pussy while you watched from your camp-cuck chair? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2�id.#50012038) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 6:47 PM Author: mentally impaired box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884209&forum_id=2�id.#50012988) |