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Would you rather be Apple CEO @ 58m / year or Bills QB Josh Allen @55m per year

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twisted theater dog poop
  09/01/26
Holy fuck Jocks win again. The Apple CEO’s life sucks ...
Slap-happy rose tank main people
  09/01/26
I'd rather have free Ipads. I was a jock growing up
twisted theater dog poop
  09/01/26
QB have to do fake shit all the time. Play action, hard coun...
Cream Chad
  09/02/26
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Adulterous Fishy Personal Credit Line Regret
  09/02/26
nfl salaries arent guaranteed. one hard hit and ur done here...
Spectacular Pozpig
  09/01/26
And the iPad is so nice to use
twisted theater dog poop
  09/01/26
Most of his contract is guaranteed. Biggest downside is unk...
contagious ocher persian state
  09/02/26
meaning just what you do for work or would you also be old i...
out-of-control maroon legend
  09/01/26
also don't forget Josh Allen is married to Jerry Seinfeld's ...
cyan domesticated hall
  09/01/26
And he loses in the playoffs every year and probably only ha...
twisted theater dog poop
  09/01/26
at least 2. one for home to watch film on and one for the lo...
cyan domesticated hall
  09/01/26
Hailee Steingeld is not Jerry Seinfeld’s daughter lol
Slap-happy rose tank main people
  09/02/26
Why do goyim get so tripped up by this? She’s the niec...
Spectacular Pozpig
  09/02/26
i had no idea the Body by Jake guy and Jerry Seinfeld were b...
cyan domesticated hall
  09/02/26
What’s the deal with lifting with tomato sauce cans?
Spectacular Pozpig
  09/02/26
You transfer into their bodies. And if you're the apple ceo ...
twisted theater dog poop
  09/01/26
It’s really a question of whether you want to cover yo...
Lascivious fighting kitchen dopamine
  09/02/26
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twisted theater dog poop
  09/02/26
high-level nfl qb is the most prestigious job there is now
Jet-lagged puppy
  09/02/26
I think I would enjoy being QB a lot more.
contagious ocher persian state
  09/02/26
I love my iPad
twisted theater dog poop
  09/02/26
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salmon lodge boiling water
  09/02/26


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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: twisted theater dog poop



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Slap-happy rose tank main people

Holy fuck Jocks win again. The Apple CEO’s life sucks cock by comparison lol. He has to say and do fake shit constantly.

Also Gen X CEOs are usually watched very carefully by their board and Tim is right there to swoop in like Bob Iger if need be

Source: MBA

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Date: September 1st, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: twisted theater dog poop

I'd rather have free Ipads. I was a jock growing up

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: Cream Chad

QB have to do fake shit all the time. Play action, hard counts, pump fakes

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Adulterous Fishy Personal Credit Line Regret

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Date: September 1st, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Spectacular Pozpig

nfl salaries arent guaranteed. one hard hit and ur done here. if mlb, no question mlb

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Date: September 1st, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: twisted theater dog poop

And the iPad is so nice to use

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: contagious ocher persian state

Most of his contract is guaranteed. Biggest downside is unknown CTE risk.

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Date: September 1st, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: out-of-control maroon legend

meaning just what you do for work or would you also be old if youre the apple guy, 6'5" if youre allen etc

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Date: September 1st, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: cyan domesticated hall

also don't forget Josh Allen is married to Jerry Seinfeld's daughter. so he inherits that mega fortune and gets to chill with Larry David

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Date: September 1st, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: twisted theater dog poop

And he loses in the playoffs every year and probably only has 1 or 2 iPads

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Date: September 1st, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: cyan domesticated hall

at least 2. one for home to watch film on and one for the locker room to watch film on. although, the locker room one may belong to the bills. but in any case, his Thanksgivings and shit have to be hilarious

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 7:35 AM
Author: Slap-happy rose tank main people

Hailee Steingeld is not Jerry Seinfeld’s daughter lol

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:25 AM
Author: Spectacular Pozpig

Why do goyim get so tripped up by this? She’s the niece of the body by Jake guy.

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: cyan domesticated hall

i had no idea the Body by Jake guy and Jerry Seinfeld were brothers. I used to lift with cans of tomato sauce all the time when I was like 9

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: Spectacular Pozpig

What’s the deal with lifting with tomato sauce cans?

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Date: September 1st, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: twisted theater dog poop

You transfer into their bodies. And if you're the apple ceo you basically can have unlimited iPads

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:21 AM
Author: Lascivious fighting kitchen dopamine

It’s really a question of whether you want to cover yourself in pads or iPads. Either way it’s a lot of padding.

I choose iPads.

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: twisted theater dog poop



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Jet-lagged puppy

high-level nfl qb is the most prestigious job there is now

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: contagious ocher persian state

I think I would enjoy being QB a lot more.

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: twisted theater dog poop

I love my iPad

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: salmon lodge boiling water



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