Hypo: $8M to drive 200 pounds of cocaine to 48 states
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:15 AM Author: Duck-like Field Electric Furnace
A genie makes you the following offer:
200 pounds of high qulaity, uncut cocaine will magically appear at any location you choose. You must then drive that cocaine to 48 US states. After you reach your 48th state, you will get $8M tax free.
The genie is neutral on police, cartel, and activity insofar as none will know of the cocaine or be looking for it or you (in relation to the hypo, at least) at the beginning of the hypo. But, the genie offers no protection from law enforcement, cartels, or gangs if you get on any radars once the hypo begins.
Do you accept? What's your strategy?
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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:24 PM Author: Twisted ungodly tanning salon
The only way this is really difficult is if FLOCK cameras have nationalized to the point that police would be alerted to you driving a zany zig-zag route across the country. The risk/reward seems fine otherwise.
I’ve road tripped all over the country and have been pulled over zero times. The only real risk is from a traffic accident. Getting pwned because of some fender bender with a lunatic Baltimore driver on I-95 would be an infuriating way to end this challenge.
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:19 PM Author: Duck-like Field Electric Furnace
This is way, way more likely to cause problems.
Smoked out luxury SUV is instantly on cops' radars
A copy walking up and seeing it's actually a dude is going to raise even more questions.
TCR is drive a 2024 Ford Escape or Rav 4, wearing a polo
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:31 PM Author: big henna skinny woman
sure. I'd bring my whole family as cover, load the car with a bunch of extra crap, drive the speed limit and make a summer tour out of it. even I got pulled over or some spic rear ended me, they wouldn't search shit.
Prob try to play pebble beach and banedon dunes while I was at it.
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:09 PM Author: Seedy puppy tank
This is fucking retarded
If you take a route that has any sort of checkpoint, you already fucked up
Also, if they happen to scan your van, sure, they're not going to immediately see your packages of drugs. But they are going to see that your Sprinter van has some weird lead-lined false floor...
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 5:43 PM Author: marvelous impertinent elastic band
Easy. I'd do it for like $2 million. Not to "self out" but I'm a white chad.
I'd cop a new Explorer, put on a state police license plate holder, cop some aviators, drive the speed limit during daylight hours, and PROFIT. 0.00 chance of getting pulled over.
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:28 PM Author: Wonderful flushed kitty
Lol, this is less than 8,500 miles and can be covered in less than 6 continuous days of driving. (https://www.smartertravel.com/shortest-road-trip-route-through-the-states/)
If you're caught, yes you're going federal and yes it's (A)-level, but everyone here but benzo is criminal history category I and safety-valve eligible. Your inability to proffer will hurt you, so you might want to consider thinking of a local biggie you can credibly but non-dangerously finger if you're caught. (This isn't that hard. For the most part they just catch that person with new drugs; they won't actually prosecute them for your drugs, and thus you're never outted.) Do it right and you're likely looking at something south of 3 years. Obviously do not bring a gun.
Obviously the goal is to not get pulled over, but mostly to not get pulled over by a K-9 unit (largely random, although there are some "drug corridors" that get funding for this type of interdiction stop) or, if you're pulled over, not get searched or have a K-9 unit called in. Drive during the day only, drive 4-5 over the speed limit, be White, stay in decent hotels, and don't pick something stupid as your vehicle. I would go with a single owned vehicle rather than trying to rent in different states to avoid the OOS tags.
I would load everything (I'm assuming the genie gives this shit to us in the standard airtight kilo packaging) totally separate from your car into rubbermaid containers and keep the packages fully submerged in shampoo. Obviously no guarantees, but that at least gives you a chance if they happen to run a dog around the outside.
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:17 PM Author: Wonderful flushed kitty
Yeah I assume there's a better way to do it. I saw this work small-scale once (beat the K-9; case was a setup so dude went down anyway), basically using successive wrapping with a layer of shampoo in between one set of wrappings.
I obviously assume that it would be very hard to successfully mask the amount we're talking about, but I think it'd be irresponsible not to give it a try, and K-9 scent masking is >> more important than not having something modestly visually suspicious.
And of course acting chill when pulled over is important. Crimdefs bitch about it always being fake when the report talks about sweatiness and stammering, but clearly cops do key off of nervous behavior. And stupid as fuck travel plans (that aren't consistent with your traveling buddy's, although I would do this solo).
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 10:30 PM Author: Smoky weed whacker
this looks like it - never seen it
The Mule (2018)
A ninety-year-old horticulturist and Korean War veteran turns drug mule for a Mexican cartel.
Director
Clint Eastwood
Writers
Nick Schenk Sam Dolnick
Stars
Clint Eastwood Bradley Cooper Laurence Fishburne
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7959026/
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Walnut motley main people fat ankles
Great hypo OP.
In my 20s and early 30s I would’ve 100% did this. Being older now and with kids, I wouldn’t take the risk. Also, prison really sucks I’ve heard. A 2% or whatever chance of spending rest of my life there is too much to take.
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