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you can drink 1.3 LITERS of beer per day and it's not "Heavy" drinking

Adn this is the faggot benchod US govt guideliness which we ...
Charismatic Gunner
  08/19/26
You're going to blow your liver out, boy. Guarantee it.
180 pearly voyeur
  08/19/26
i furking hoap so, its 4am and finished abt 1.1 liters and t...
Charismatic Gunner
  08/19/26
Jfc
180 pearly voyeur
  08/20/26
does every foreigner do this weird shit u do and refer to od...
Dun floppy electric furnace church
  08/19/26
Beer ml conversions are like the signature reason why the me...
Lascivious stage potus
  08/19/26
Wine bottles are based in metric but nobody says "I'm d...
Dun floppy electric furnace church
  08/19/26
so is hard liquor where you drink either handles or fifths. ...
Lascivious stage potus
  08/19/26
Just made a white russian with 17.4 centiliters of vodka
Dun floppy electric furnace church
  08/19/26
how do u get jewd out of one full beer, i dont get it (im re...
Charismatic Gunner
  08/19/26
you lose .5 ounces and there are 24 beers in a case so you l...
Beady-eyed Resort
  08/19/26
wtf is an ounce, i only do ml now u benchod bastard bitch
Charismatic Gunner
  08/19/26
a case of 24 330ml beers is the fluid ounce equivalent of 23...
Lascivious stage potus
  08/19/26
my brain just exploded
Charismatic Gunner
  08/19/26
I figured this shit out during college when imports were all...
Lascivious stage potus
  08/19/26
did u have to translate it to chinese for her to understand
Charismatic Gunner
  08/19/26
nah, she's jewish. I had to lift the kegs and noticed they ...
Lascivious stage potus
  08/19/26
...
Tan indian lodge coldplay fan
  08/19/26
its weirder for amerishits to think a can means anything glo...
Charismatic Gunner
  08/19/26
can = 12 oz. pounder = 16 oz. tallboy = 24 oz. pony = whate...
Lascivious stage potus
  08/19/26
never knew this and im amerikkkan as apple shit
Charismatic Gunner
  08/19/26
tall boy/pint = 16oz
Ivory motley kitty cat garrison
  08/19/26
16 ounce cans are pounders. tallboys are the 24oz cans that...
Lascivious stage potus
  08/19/26
Uh, tallboy enjoyers are NECESSARILY alcoholics, haha...
Tan indian lodge coldplay fan
  08/19/26
wrong, Rajeet. ChatGPT says people who call 22-24oz beers &...
Ivory motley kitty cat garrison
  08/20/26
ppl who use. Chatgdp are predominantly indian
Lascivious stage potus
  08/20/26
Hey didn't say globally stupid. He's talking about in ordina...
Tan indian lodge coldplay fan
  08/19/26
we have 2L bottles of soda and do tons of other metric shit....
Lascivious stage potus
  08/19/26
I'm talking about Ohnoes and TTs interaction where Ohnoes ju...
Tan indian lodge coldplay fan
  08/19/26
i thought ohnoes still poasted on biglawboard.com
Lascivious stage potus
  08/19/26
Ohnoes sounds like a Japanese baseball player with a huge di...
Charismatic Gunner
  08/19/26
Seems like there's an internal contradiction there
Tan indian lodge coldplay fan
  08/19/26
*pounds 1.3L of 9% bitchtit IPA*
Tan indian lodge coldplay fan
  08/19/26
you really gave this some thought huh
vivacious chapel round eye
  08/19/26
alcoholic math
Ivory motley kitty cat garrison
  08/19/26
tp
Lascivious stage potus
  08/19/26
(Beer CEO)
hairraiser bright yarmulke kitty
  08/19/26
Beer is the worst way to get drunk, because it is massive ex...
Maroon Orchestra Pit
  08/20/26
it makes me eat less so it balances out, i walk 10km a day i...
Charismatic Gunner
  08/20/26
(guy with a fatty liver)
big-titted cyan business firm
  08/20/26
hoap eventually i dont have a funcitoning liver
Charismatic Gunner
  08/20/26
https://www.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism/comments/1vs0b3...
Ivory motley kitty cat garrison
  08/20/26
hmmmm
Charismatic Gunner
  08/20/26
cr im with you on this. when im drinking beer i wont feel li...
saffron embarrassed to the bone site coffee pot
  08/20/26
i think the three biggest scare tactic bullshit the kike hea...
Charismatic Gunner
  08/20/26
CR on all those. another one i think about sometimes is ...
saffron embarrassed to the bone site coffee pot
  08/20/26
yeah i remember that one, there were lots of other ones like...
Charismatic Gunner
  08/20/26
scholarship
odious forum weed whacker
  08/20/26
Just opened my first beer at 2:25am in honor of this Thread....
Charismatic Gunner
  08/20/26
180
saffron embarrassed to the bone site coffee pot
  08/20/26
...
big-titted cyan business firm
  08/20/26
thats not enough beer faggot
odious forum weed whacker
  08/20/26
i know im working on it but im a turd im a pussy here ok giv...
Charismatic Gunner
  08/20/26
Pretty sure the US government scrapped the recommendations b...
Beta Carnelian Halford Abode
  08/20/26
pretty sure the US govt doesnt care if ppl furk in facft doe...
Charismatic Gunner
  08/20/26


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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

Adn this is the faggot benchod US govt guideliness which we know are BS so in reality prob 2L is fine, and thats every single day i usually cant evne do that so ill take 1-2 days off a week inshallah

So if you're drinking 660 mL bottles, roughly:

1 bottle/day → ~2 drinks/day → around the moderate guideline

2 bottles/day → ~4 drinks/day → above moderate, but below NIAAA's "heavy" threshold unless frequent enough to exceed 15/week

3 bottles/day → ~5.7 drinks/day → heavy drinking

4 bottles/day → ~7.5 drinks/day → clearly heavy/high-risk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078684)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: 180 pearly voyeur

You're going to blow your liver out, boy. Guarantee it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078771)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

i furking hoap so, its 4am and finished abt 1.1 liters and tired but thinking opening another 500ml can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078785)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:39 AM
Author: 180 pearly voyeur

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50079950)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Dun floppy electric furnace church

does every foreigner do this weird shit u do and refer to oddly specific liter amounts of beer instead of just saying "a can"? or is it specifically a turd thing and not something classy euro cumskins would do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078686)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Lascivious stage potus

Beer ml conversions are like the signature reason why the metric system is fucking stupid.

also eurofag beers are always 11.5 ounces / 330ml so they jew you out of one full beer per case. Canada does that shit with Labatt and Moosehead too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078689)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Dun floppy electric furnace church

Wine bottles are based in metric but nobody says "I'm drinking 483mL of wine." you say "a glass" or "half a bottle" or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078696)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Lascivious stage potus

so is hard liquor where you drink either handles or fifths. beers you have bottles, cans, pounders, tallboys, 40s, ponys, etc and then eurofucks with their 330ml shit. no one once to use metric shit to keep track of all that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078716)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Dun floppy electric furnace church

Just made a white russian with 17.4 centiliters of vodka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078744)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

how do u get jewd out of one full beer, i dont get it (im retarded)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078707)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Resort

you lose .5 ounces and there are 24 beers in a case so you lose 12 ounces per case. 12 ounces equals one beer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078717)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

wtf is an ounce, i only do ml now u benchod bastard bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078725)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Lascivious stage potus

a case of 24 330ml beers is the fluid ounce equivalent of 23 normal 12 ounce beers, i.e. - you're getting screwed out of one full beer for every case you buy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078720)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

my brain just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Lascivious stage potus

I figured this shit out during college when imports were all the rage. eurofags also do this with kegs. my now wife when we were in college threw a sorority kegger and they decided to be fancy pants and get Amstel light. the euro kegs they use are like one full case of beer less and I told her she was getting jewed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078749)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

did u have to translate it to chinese for her to understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078753)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Lascivious stage potus

nah, she's jewish. I had to lift the kegs and noticed they were lighter than normal.

looked it up just now. euro kegs are 50L = 13.2 gallons. US kegs are 15.5 gallons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078755)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Tan indian lodge coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078758)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

its weirder for amerishits to think a can means anything globbally, it just shows what insular losers u are as if whatever is a can size in US shld be a can everywhere on this faggot earth

the hilarity is that for sizing and stuff the US is a retarded outlier, its not the regulator or the leader or the global norm, but amerishits are so dumb like u they dont even fathom this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078704)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Lascivious stage potus

can = 12 oz. pounder = 16 oz. tallboy = 24 oz. pony = whatever the fuck they are. 40 = 40z.

this shit isn't hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078726)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

never knew this and im amerikkkan as apple shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078728)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Ivory motley kitty cat garrison

tall boy/pint = 16oz



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078730)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Lascivious stage potus

16 ounce cans are pounders. tallboys are the 24oz cans that alcoholics buy at 7-11 and drink their car. don't argue with me on this topic, you're out of your element

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078763)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Tan indian lodge coldplay fan

Uh, tallboy enjoyers are NECESSARILY alcoholics, haha...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078765)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 7:59 AM
Author: Ivory motley kitty cat garrison

wrong, Rajeet.

ChatGPT says people who call 22-24oz beers "tall boys" are predominantly Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50079898)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: Lascivious stage potus

ppl who use. Chatgdp are predominantly indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50079985)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Tan indian lodge coldplay fan

Hey didn't say globally stupid. He's talking about in ordinary conversation whether two euros would talk about something informal like a can or glass rather a specific measurement.

It's hilarious how defensive foreigners are about metric. Ohnoes asked a pretty innocent question and TT goes on a rant about how arrogant Americans think our system is universal everywhere. You never see Americans do this. Americans never lecture foreigners about the benefits of imperial measurements out of nowhere but foreigners get so fucking defensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078764)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Lascivious stage potus

we have 2L bottles of soda and do tons of other metric shit. it's referring to ml into the hundreds and using it as a Rothschild tactic to jew you out of a full bottle of beer that's retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078769)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: Tan indian lodge coldplay fan

I'm talking about Ohnoes and TTs interaction where Ohnoes just asked about euros using informal descriptions like "a can" and TT launching into a tirade about how arrogant Americans thinking "a can" must mean the same as an American gan. But euros could still just say "a can" between themselves, Ohnoes wasn't suggesting that all cans, etc are American volumes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078783)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Lascivious stage potus

i thought ohnoes still poasted on biglawboard.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078786)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

Ohnoes sounds like a Japanese baseball player with a huge dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078789)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Tan indian lodge coldplay fan

Seems like there's an internal contradiction there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078885)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Tan indian lodge coldplay fan

*pounds 1.3L of 9% bitchtit IPA*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078692)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: vivacious chapel round eye

you really gave this some thought huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078756)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Ivory motley kitty cat garrison

alcoholic math

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078760)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Lascivious stage potus

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078811)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: hairraiser bright yarmulke kitty

(Beer CEO)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50078808)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Maroon Orchestra Pit

Beer is the worst way to get drunk, because it is massive extra calories and you will get fat. If you insist on abusing alcohol, learn to drink wine or consume hard liquor (either as shots or mixed with zero/low calorie mixers).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50080761)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

it makes me eat less so it balances out, i walk 10km a day im fit as furk for my age and turdskin dna

i didnt evne have dinner tonight just some CHEESE and ritz crackas so if i have 2 beers before sleep furk u benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50080767)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: big-titted cyan business firm

(guy with a fatty liver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50080772)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

hoap eventually i dont have a funcitoning liver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50080798)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Ivory motley kitty cat garrison

https://www.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism/comments/1vs0b32/time_to_dispose_of_my_three_fake_children/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50080820)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

hmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50080873)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone site coffee pot

cr im with you on this. when im drinking beer i wont feel like eating too much, never want anything sweet or too filling.

also regular 5% stuff keeps you pretty hydrated and feeling good in the morning. when i used to get drunk on vodka id wake up not only dehydrated as hell but also hungry and eat a ton of garbage the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50080852)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

i think the three biggest scare tactic bullshit the kike health industry ever did was AIDS and getting straight ppl to use condoms when only FAGGOTS get AIDS, COVID, and pretending drinking beer is the same as hard liq its fking 95% water and not the same shit at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50080872)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone site coffee pot

CR on all those.

another one i think about sometimes is the butter=bad, shitoil spread/margarine=good bs they got people to believe. probably a jewish idea considering their weirdness with mixing dairy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50080902)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

yeah i remember that one, there were lots of other ones like i think abt cooking oils too and they actually got goys to use the bad one (is it the corn one?)

jews are vile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50080927)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: odious forum weed whacker

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50080923)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

Just opened my first beer at 2:25am in honor of this Thread. FURK ALL U FAGGOTS SAYING DONT DRINK. DIE NIGGAS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50080916)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone site coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50080919)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: big-titted cyan business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50081024)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: odious forum weed whacker

thats not enough beer faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50080921)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

i know im working on it but im a turd im a pussy here ok give me a break its not my fault i was born with turd dna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50080932)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Beta Carnelian Halford Abode

Pretty sure the US government scrapped the recommendations because we need people to get drunk and fuck more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50081007)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

pretty sure the US govt doesnt care if ppl furk in facft doesnt like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2�id.#50081166)