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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
green dashing doctorate
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Racy School Cafeteria Tank
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
green dashing doctorate
  06/01/26
120...
Racy School Cafeteria Tank
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
aromatic idea he suggested
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
green dashing doctorate
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
aromatic idea he suggested
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Twinkling Whorehouse
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
green dashing doctorate
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Twinkling Whorehouse
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Yellow impertinent hunting ground windowlicker
  06/01/26
...
histrionic tripping set
  06/01/26
...
beta brindle hominid scourge upon the earth
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
bossy toilet seat
  06/01/26
...
erotic buck-toothed native
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Low-t exciting brunch
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
slate frum digit ratio
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
green dashing doctorate
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
slate frum digit ratio
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
bossy toilet seat
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
histrionic tripping set
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
bossy toilet seat
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
histrionic tripping set
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
slate frum digit ratio
  06/01/26
...
dead travel guidebook
  06/02/26
you maed it
razzle affirmative action nursing home
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
rambunctious elastic band
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
bossy toilet seat
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Sable resort
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
deep white gas station
  06/01/26
what job did you have
violent onyx macaca
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
razzmatazz nofapping box office quadroon
  06/01/26
...
aphrodisiac point
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
useless nowag degenerate
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
bossy toilet seat
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
useless nowag degenerate
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
green dashing doctorate
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
bossy toilet seat
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Contagious Smoky Karate
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Black unhinged heaven circlehead
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
slate frum digit ratio
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Black unhinged heaven circlehead
  06/01/26
...
Twinkling Whorehouse
  06/03/26
...
Overrated address
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Sable resort
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
green dashing doctorate
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Sable resort
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
green dashing doctorate
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
bull headed hyperactive rigor rigpig
  06/02/26
...
Adventurous Site Philosopher-king
  06/02/26
...
histrionic tripping set
  06/02/26
...
green dashing doctorate
  06/03/26
...
Twinkling Whorehouse
  06/03/26
...
Sable resort
  06/03/26
...
erotic buck-toothed native
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
grizzly jap
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
bossy toilet seat
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Claret Bespoke New Version
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Adventurous Site Philosopher-king
  06/03/26
...
green dashing doctorate
  06/03/26
...
Claret Bespoke New Version
  06/03/26
...
Twinkling Whorehouse
  06/03/26
...
Sable resort
  06/03/26
...
mewling ticket booth
  06/03/26
...
Racy School Cafeteria Tank
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
green dashing doctorate
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
Comical queen of the night giraffe
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Claret Bespoke New Version
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: green dashing doctorate

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Racy School Cafeteria Tank

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: green dashing doctorate

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Racy School Cafeteria Tank

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: aromatic idea he suggested

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: green dashing doctorate

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: aromatic idea he suggested

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Twinkling Whorehouse

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: green dashing doctorate

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Twinkling Whorehouse

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Yellow impertinent hunting ground windowlicker

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: histrionic tripping set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: beta brindle hominid scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: bossy toilet seat

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: erotic buck-toothed native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Low-t exciting brunch

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: slate frum digit ratio

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: green dashing doctorate

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: slate frum digit ratio

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: bossy toilet seat

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: histrionic tripping set

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: bossy toilet seat

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: histrionic tripping set

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: slate frum digit ratio

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: dead travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: razzle affirmative action nursing home

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: rambunctious elastic band

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: bossy toilet seat

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Sable resort

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: deep white gas station

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: violent onyx macaca

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz nofapping box office quadroon

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: useless nowag degenerate

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: bossy toilet seat

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: useless nowag degenerate

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: green dashing doctorate

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: bossy toilet seat

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Contagious Smoky Karate

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Black unhinged heaven circlehead

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: slate frum digit ratio

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Black unhinged heaven circlehead

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Twinkling Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Overrated address



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Sable resort

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: green dashing doctorate

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Sable resort

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: green dashing doctorate

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: bull headed hyperactive rigor rigpig

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Adventurous Site Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: histrionic tripping set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: green dashing doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Twinkling Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Sable resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: erotic buck-toothed native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: grizzly jap

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: bossy toilet seat

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Claret Bespoke New Version

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Adventurous Site Philosopher-king

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: green dashing doctorate



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Claret Bespoke New Version



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Twinkling Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Sable resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: mewling ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Racy School Cafeteria Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: green dashing doctorate

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Comical queen of the night giraffe

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Claret Bespoke New Version

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912932)