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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Floppy fat ankles
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Bespoke bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Floppy fat ankles
  06/01/26
120...
Bespoke bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
aqua exhilarant parlour dog poop
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Floppy fat ankles
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
aqua exhilarant parlour dog poop
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
ruby giraffe gas station
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Floppy fat ankles
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
ruby giraffe gas station
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
irradiated location
  06/01/26
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Carnelian Heady Space
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Painfully honest trust fund friendly grandma
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Contagious Talking Nursing Home
  06/01/26
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violent theater
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Thriller erotic stag film love of her life
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
saffron dashing water buffalo base
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Floppy fat ankles
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
saffron dashing water buffalo base
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Contagious Talking Nursing Home
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Carnelian Heady Space
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Contagious Talking Nursing Home
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Carnelian Heady Space
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
saffron dashing water buffalo base
  06/01/26
...
hateful crimson hunting ground garrison
  06/02/26
you maed it
lascivious lodge new version
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
sapphire razzle-dazzle twinkling uncleanness really tough guy
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Contagious Talking Nursing Home
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
anal aromatic corn cake
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
khaki big point
  06/01/26
what job did you have
Smoky Glittery Therapy
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
slap-happy provocative dingle berry clown
  06/01/26
...
grizzly rambunctious dysfunction
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Electric property macaca
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Contagious Talking Nursing Home
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Electric property macaca
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Floppy fat ankles
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Contagious Talking Nursing Home
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Ungodly Useless Brakes
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
passionate business firm liquid oxygen
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
saffron dashing water buffalo base
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
passionate business firm liquid oxygen
  06/01/26
...
ruby giraffe gas station
  06/03/26
...
Turquoise azn crackhouse
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
anal aromatic corn cake
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Floppy fat ankles
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
anal aromatic corn cake
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Floppy fat ankles
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Excitant stage
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scarlet boltzmann
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Carnelian Heady Space
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Floppy fat ankles
  06/03/26
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ruby giraffe gas station
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anal aromatic corn cake
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violent theater
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Coral Address
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Contagious Talking Nursing Home
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
marvelous effete locus
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
scarlet boltzmann
  06/03/26
...
Floppy fat ankles
  06/03/26
...
marvelous effete locus
  06/03/26
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ruby giraffe gas station
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anal aromatic corn cake
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Bespoke bawdyhouse
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Floppy fat ankles
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
yapping peach box office hairy legs
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
marvelous effete locus
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Floppy fat ankles

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Bespoke bawdyhouse

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Floppy fat ankles

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Bespoke bawdyhouse

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: aqua exhilarant parlour dog poop

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Floppy fat ankles

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: aqua exhilarant parlour dog poop

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: ruby giraffe gas station

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Floppy fat ankles

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: ruby giraffe gas station

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: irradiated location

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Carnelian Heady Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Painfully honest trust fund friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Contagious Talking Nursing Home

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: violent theater



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Thriller erotic stag film love of her life

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: saffron dashing water buffalo base

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Floppy fat ankles

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: saffron dashing water buffalo base

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Contagious Talking Nursing Home

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Carnelian Heady Space

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Contagious Talking Nursing Home

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Carnelian Heady Space

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: saffron dashing water buffalo base

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: hateful crimson hunting ground garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: lascivious lodge new version

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle twinkling uncleanness really tough guy

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Contagious Talking Nursing Home

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: anal aromatic corn cake

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: khaki big point

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Smoky Glittery Therapy

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: slap-happy provocative dingle berry clown

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: grizzly rambunctious dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Electric property macaca

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Contagious Talking Nursing Home

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Electric property macaca

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Floppy fat ankles

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Contagious Talking Nursing Home

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Ungodly Useless Brakes

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: passionate business firm liquid oxygen

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: saffron dashing water buffalo base

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: passionate business firm liquid oxygen

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: ruby giraffe gas station



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Turquoise azn crackhouse



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: anal aromatic corn cake

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Floppy fat ankles

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: anal aromatic corn cake

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Floppy fat ankles

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Excitant stage

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: scarlet boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Carnelian Heady Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Floppy fat ankles



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: ruby giraffe gas station



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: anal aromatic corn cake



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: violent theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Coral Address

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Contagious Talking Nursing Home

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: marvelous effete locus

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: scarlet boltzmann

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Floppy fat ankles



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: marvelous effete locus



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: ruby giraffe gas station



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: anal aromatic corn cake



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: pearl racy den



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Bespoke bawdyhouse



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Floppy fat ankles

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: yapping peach box office hairy legs

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: marvelous effete locus

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912932)