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my wife is pregnant

how over is it for me now?
Insanely creepy center police squad
  06/04/26
what's the dad's name
hot reading party theatre
  06/04/26
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Chrome Hall
  06/04/26
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Zippy national factory reset button
  06/04/26
La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell OP's wife's womb was ...
Tan parlor psychic
  06/04/26
Boiling soup of niggercum, tp
Zippy national factory reset button
  06/04/26
Mazel tov! 🎉
Light elastic band
  06/04/26
everyone told me id never sleep well again i never apprec...
bull headed electric furnace
  06/04/26
She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for...
Insanely creepy center police squad
  06/04/26
seems unnatural
bull headed electric furnace
  06/04/26
Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she'...
cracking stubborn foreskin codepig
  06/04/26
why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her...
Insanely creepy center police squad
  06/04/26
obvious flame is obvious
cracking stubborn foreskin codepig
  06/04/26
cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a &quo...
hot reading party theatre
  06/04/26
I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc
Insanely creepy center police squad
  06/04/26
Greetings, Grasshopper
sepia famous landscape painting ape
  06/04/26
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hot reading party theatre
  06/04/26
Cr
shivering smoky address
  06/04/26
Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sl...
Chartreuse Therapy
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bull headed electric furnace
  06/04/26
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shivering smoky address
  06/04/26
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hilarious parlour personal credit line
  06/05/26
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Yellow Underhanded Dopamine
  06/08/26
very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a se...
Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate
  06/04/26
Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?
shivering smoky address
  06/04/26
rofl and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit ag...
Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate
  06/04/26
how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-...
hilarious parlour personal credit line
  06/05/26
one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair...
Turquoise Pontificating Fanboi Meetinghouse
  06/04/26
i have 5
bull headed electric furnace
  06/04/26
Yeah, no idea how you manage.
Yellow Underhanded Dopamine
  06/04/26
you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies ...
Turquoise Pontificating Fanboi Meetinghouse
  06/04/26
her xo moniker?
infuriating sound barrier striped hyena
  06/04/26
I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weir...
Turquoise Pontificating Fanboi Meetinghouse
  06/04/26
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Sick step-uncle's house alpha
  06/08/26
Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went...
Yellow Underhanded Dopamine
  06/08/26
the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it...
Turquoise Pontificating Fanboi Meetinghouse
  06/08/26
jfc, learn to pull out, bro
gay marketing idea yarmulke
  06/04/26
i have one and i'm tired
Sick step-uncle's house alpha
  06/08/26
The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible ...
Zippy national factory reset button
  06/04/26
Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. ...
Yellow Underhanded Dopamine
  06/04/26
Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck th...
Zippy national factory reset button
  06/04/26
ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed...
Insanely creepy center police squad
  06/04/26
You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: htt...
Yellow Underhanded Dopamine
  06/04/26
sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice ...
Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate
  06/04/26
The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.
Khaki Tank
  06/04/26
agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelle...
Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate
  06/04/26
We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And n...
Yellow Underhanded Dopamine
  06/08/26
(beta male) we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a...
Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate
  06/04/26
are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?
Heady Public Bath Athletic Conference
  06/05/26
nipples with milk
Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate
  06/05/26
What are the father's thoughts on this topic
Chartreuse Therapy
  06/04/26
with a poster?
Up-to-no-good odious corn cake
  06/04/26
Congrats to the father
at-the-ready theater stage
  06/04/26
If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a pi...
infuriating sound barrier striped hyena
  06/04/26
that's a very Woman thing to say imo
hot reading party theatre
  06/04/26
gbti
Tan parlor psychic
  06/04/26
no u
infuriating sound barrier striped hyena
  06/04/26
...
Up-to-no-good odious corn cake
  06/04/26
(non-kidmo) If you ever want to forget about all the stup...
Yellow Underhanded Dopamine
  06/04/26
i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to h...
hot reading party theatre
  06/04/26
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Iridescent startled new version
  06/04/26
I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then...
Yellow Underhanded Dopamine
  06/04/26
wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is fl...
infuriating sound barrier striped hyena
  06/05/26
Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in l...
Yellow Underhanded Dopamine
  06/08/26
How is babby formed?
harsh offensive people who are hurt
  06/04/26
Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mo...
cracking stubborn foreskin codepig
  06/04/26
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gay marketing idea yarmulke
  06/04/26
One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you jus...
Yellow Underhanded Dopamine
  06/04/26
yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months
Insanely creepy center police squad
  06/04/26
We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at we...
Yellow Underhanded Dopamine
  06/04/26
judaism says wait until 16 weeks
Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate
  06/04/26
I only told people at my office at like 6 months.
Yellow Underhanded Dopamine
  06/04/26
good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregna...
Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate
  06/04/26
How often do your coworkers see your wife?
Yellow Underhanded Dopamine
  06/04/26
unfortunately, cr
gay marketing idea yarmulke
  06/04/26
For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid...
razzle-dazzle nursing home french chef
  06/04/26
almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.
Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate
  06/04/26
maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew...
Turquoise Pontificating Fanboi Meetinghouse
  06/04/26
poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont h...
Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate
  06/04/26
then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the j...
Turquoise Pontificating Fanboi Meetinghouse
  06/04/26
poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners wh...
Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate
  06/04/26
then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divor...
Turquoise Pontificating Fanboi Meetinghouse
  06/04/26
every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were sup...
Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate
  06/04/26
Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid...
Cyan school cafeteria
  06/04/26
Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.
chocolate bearded voyeur
  06/05/26
Nothing funny about it.
house-broken dilemma
  06/05/26
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house-broken dilemma
  06/07/26
Is the dad around?
flickering glittery state laser beams
  06/08/26


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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Insanely creepy center police squad

how over is it for me now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914478)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: hot reading party theatre

what's the dad's name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914482)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Chrome Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914527)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Zippy national factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914610)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Tan parlor psychic

La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell

OP's wife's womb was just a boiling soup of NIGGERCUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914616)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Zippy national factory reset button

Boiling soup of niggercum, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914630)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Light elastic band

Mazel tov! 🎉

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914486)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: bull headed electric furnace

everyone told me id never sleep well again

i never appreciated it until i had to deal w it irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Insanely creepy center police squad

She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for the first year so I can sleep better. Good or bad idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914495)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: bull headed electric furnace

seems unnatural



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914498)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: cracking stubborn foreskin codepig

Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she's even in the third trimester. Keep it up, and you may get a world record speedrun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914501)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Insanely creepy center police squad

why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her? I blast white noise and can sleep in peace, she deals with all the hard stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914504)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: cracking stubborn foreskin codepig

obvious flame is obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914516)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: hot reading party theatre

cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a "baby" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914517)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Insanely creepy center police squad

I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914520)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: sepia famous landscape painting ape

Greetings, Grasshopper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914959)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: hot reading party theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49915063)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: shivering smoky address

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914966)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Chartreuse Therapy

Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sleep with your wife and baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914542)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: bull headed electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914597)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: shivering smoky address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914967)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: hilarious parlour personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49916454)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Yellow Underhanded Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49924215)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate

very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a separate room w/ a baby monitor so she could hear the baby. she never slept with the baby -- that's bad for her too.

we fucked plenty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914724)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: shivering smoky address

Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914975)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate

rofl

and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit against mine and we came together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914990)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: hilarious parlour personal credit line

how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49916460)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Turquoise Pontificating Fanboi Meetinghouse

one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914585)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: bull headed electric furnace

i have 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914598)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Yellow Underhanded Dopamine

Yeah, no idea how you manage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914645)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Turquoise Pontificating Fanboi Meetinghouse

you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies obsess over.

most relaxing recent moment I can recall was playing 9 holes with just my non-verbal autistic daughter. besides remembering to remove the cart key when we parked so she didn't drive into a creek or some shit and not making a shitmess at dinner afterwards it was relaxing as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914663)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: infuriating sound barrier striped hyena

her xo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49915011)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Turquoise Pontificating Fanboi Meetinghouse

I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weirdos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49915457)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Sick step-uncle's house alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49924269)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: Yellow Underhanded Dopamine

Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went golfing with a child (granted, one with some issues - by the way, hopefully she'll become verbal a little later because that does happen) but could you really manage with 3-5 kids hanging around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49924218)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Turquoise Pontificating Fanboi Meetinghouse

the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it’s much more chaotic to bring multiple pretty much anywhere. Like I said one is a vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49924223)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: gay marketing idea yarmulke

jfc, learn to pull out, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914974)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Sick step-uncle's house alpha

i have one and i'm tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49924271)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Zippy national factory reset button

The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible by any stretch. Buy a Snoo and use it as soon as possible. The kid will outgrow it around six months in, and at that point you should invest in hiring a sleep coach and just getting a good game plan to help the kid sleep through the night. You can find one under $1,000, and it can be fully remote. We did this for the second kid, and it's a game changer. Don't sleep in separate rooms unless you want to guarantee a dead bedroom, it’s tough enough as it is. Be a part of the process. Help out as much as you can or your wife's gonna end up hating your guts even more than she already does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914608)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Yellow Underhanded Dopamine

Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. But there are a bunch of alternatives that don't and I got one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914631)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Zippy national factory reset button

Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck the kid in there on top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914649)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Insanely creepy center police squad

ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed for a 2k chinesium crib with an app

We had sex whenever I want, I have literally never had her turn me down a single time for anything. We're doing the separate bed thing, not all the time but she said she wants me to be rested and sleep well and she'll handle most of the night stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914656)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Yellow Underhanded Dopamine

You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: https://www.target.com/p/4moms-mamaroo-sleep-bassinet/-/A-79219342

This seems similar and just fine: https://www.amazon.com/UPPAbaby-Soma-Smart-Bassinet-MotionSync/dp/B0FPGR38RF/

The biggest issue with all of these is that there is nothing that's a transition for when they get bigger. Mine ended up commandeering the dog's bed and uses that to this day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914673)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate

sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice on the internet, and plenty of women on baby sites who will be helpful. all our kids slept though the night much earlier than most people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914730)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Khaki Tank

The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914822)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate

agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelled. most women are too emotional to let their babies cry it out. stupid birdbrains. a logical female can suck it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914855)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Yellow Underhanded Dopamine

We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And now if she wakes up and has a bad dream she can come into our bed. It is all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49924212)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate

(beta male)

we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a night of sleep. i dont have nipples. who do i need to get up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914718)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: Heady Public Bath Athletic Conference

are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49916458)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate

nipples with milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49916575)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Chartreuse Therapy

What are the father's thoughts on this topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914496)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good odious corn cake

with a poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914525)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: at-the-ready theater stage

Congrats to the father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914595)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: infuriating sound barrier striped hyena

If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a piece of Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914602)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: hot reading party theatre

that's a very Woman thing to say imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914620)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Tan parlor psychic

gbti

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: infuriating sound barrier striped hyena

no u

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good odious corn cake



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Yellow Underhanded Dopamine

(non-kidmo)

If you ever want to forget about all the stupid bs that occupies the "news" have a kid and make them happy. My daughter is one of the happiest kids around and it brightens my life, despite all the work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49914642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: hot reading party theatre

i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to hide it from literally everybody and act normally

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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Iridescent startled new version



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Yellow Underhanded Dopamine

I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then she is the best actress alive.

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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: infuriating sound barrier striped hyena

wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is flame and a death sentence, stop the presses

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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: Yellow Underhanded Dopamine

Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in life like hugging the dog or riding a horse or petting a cat. She'll throw or kick a ball and be thrilled. The reason you're miserable is that you let yourself get away from basic stuff that makes life awesome. Having a happy kid next to you is one of those things.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: harsh offensive people who are hurt

How is babby formed?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: cracking stubborn foreskin codepig

Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mommy and mommy's boyfriend order a new babby from the babby stork

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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: gay marketing idea yarmulke



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Yellow Underhanded Dopamine

One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you just found out definitely wait to tell people for a while. Miscarriages are way more common than people realize.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Insanely creepy center police squad

yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Yellow Underhanded Dopamine

We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at week 14.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate

judaism says wait until 16 weeks

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Yellow Underhanded Dopamine

I only told people at my office at like 6 months.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate

good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregnant at 16-20 weeks unless she's obese

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Yellow Underhanded Dopamine

How often do your coworkers see your wife?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: gay marketing idea yarmulke

unfortunately, cr

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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nursing home french chef

For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid is cool

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate

almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Turquoise Pontificating Fanboi Meetinghouse

maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew kosher shit and more on being a parent and husband it wouldn't be such a stress. the idea that having one baby strains a marriage is ridiculous. yea you have to get up in the middle of the night. fucking deal with it.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate

poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont have nipples.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Turquoise Pontificating Fanboi Meetinghouse

then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the jew bullshit. like don't bother cooking those stupid elaborate shabbos dinners and just take it easy on weekends.

also you should be less of a creep

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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate

poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners when she had a newborn?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Turquoise Pontificating Fanboi Meetinghouse

then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divorced over your fat wife not wanting to deal with one baby is not normal.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Crimson Preventive Strike Roommate

every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were super easy. #1 was a huge adjustment bc kid #1 was a nightmare baby and the other 2 were easy peasy and bc neither of us knew wtf we were doing w #1

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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Cyan school cafeteria

Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid is ^^^ are LJL. I didn't find it to be hard at all.

Just make sure you let them be who they were born to be.

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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: chocolate bearded voyeur

Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2�id.#49916453)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: house-broken dilemma

Nothing funny about it.

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Date: June 7th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: house-broken dilemma



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: flickering glittery state laser beams

Is the dad around?

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