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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM Author: Grizzly locale internal respiration Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909894) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM Author: Grizzly locale internal respiration Not helpful. Blocked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909897) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM Author: High-end amber meetinghouse 120... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909899) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM Author: Emerald self-absorbed den Idk what’s your leverage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909898) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Grizzly locale internal respiration I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909900) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Emerald self-absorbed den Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909947) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Talented Circlehead So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912893) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Grizzly locale internal respiration Are you confused? Look up antifa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912915) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM Author: Talented Circlehead Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914622) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM Author: Mind-boggling stead Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909903) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM Author: Grizzly locale internal respiration You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909910) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM Author: glittery knife Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910287) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM Author: titillating deranged gunner same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is
don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM Author: glittery knife I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910311) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM Author: titillating deranged gunner I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910314) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM Author: rough-skinned alpha If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.
How many people got laid off? |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: glittery knife I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)
But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Sooty round eye It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910609) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM Author: glittery knife Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910306) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM Author: bull headed business firm Never too late to start! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910308) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM Author: Grizzly locale internal respiration Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910644) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM Author: Marvelous Jew This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910698) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM Author: brilliant harsh school cafeteria if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'
not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong. |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM Author: Sooty round eye Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910603) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM Author: Grizzly locale internal respiration I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911224) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM Author: Sooty round eye Another two weeks of pay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911399) |
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