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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
ivory appetizing menage kitty
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
titillating school trump supporter
  04/18/25
Cr.
Overrated Awkward Plaza
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
vibrant candlestick maker incel
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
twisted son of senegal masturbator
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Mind-boggling becky
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
red deranged international law enforcement agency associate
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
coral scourge upon the earth hospital
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
coral scourge upon the earth hospital
  04/18/25
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Rough-skinned Provocative Rehab Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/18/25
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Swashbuckling Goal In Life
  08/17/26
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misunderstood native generalized bond
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
chest-beating pit preventive strike
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Marvelous mewling digit ratio chad
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Marvelous mewling digit ratio chad
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Rough-skinned Provocative Rehab Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Marvelous mewling digit ratio chad
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Marvelous mewling digit ratio chad
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
180 Chestnut School Cafeteria Organic Girlfriend
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Marvelous mewling digit ratio chad
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Rough-skinned Provocative Rehab Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
multi-colored drunken macaca
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Rough-skinned Provocative Rehab Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/18/25
Ty friend
multi-colored drunken macaca
  04/18/25
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Arousing Bronze Church Building Cuck
  08/17/26
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Arousing Bronze Church Building Cuck
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Rambunctious thriller half-breed temple
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Rambunctious thriller half-breed temple
  04/18/25
...
Big-titted Self-centered Lodge
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Marvelous mewling digit ratio chad
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  04/18/25
...
misunderstood native generalized bond
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Walnut Razzle-dazzle Stag Film Quadroon
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
multi-colored drunken macaca
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
titillating school trump supporter
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  08/17/26
...
Arousing Bronze Church Building Cuck
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
coral scourge upon the earth hospital
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
coral scourge upon the earth hospital
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
coral scourge upon the earth hospital
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Stirring bearded messiness
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Stirring bearded messiness
  08/17/26
...
Heady garrison
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Rambunctious thriller half-breed temple
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Rambunctious thriller half-breed temple
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
vibrant candlestick maker incel
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Cracking unhinged windowlicker
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: ivory appetizing menage kitty

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: titillating school trump supporter

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Overrated Awkward Plaza

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: vibrant candlestick maker incel

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: twisted son of senegal masturbator

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling becky

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: red deranged international law enforcement agency associate

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: coral scourge upon the earth hospital

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: coral scourge upon the earth hospital

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Provocative Rehab Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: misunderstood native generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: chest-beating pit preventive strike

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Marvelous mewling digit ratio chad

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Marvelous mewling digit ratio chad

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Provocative Rehab Twinkling Uncleanness

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Marvelous mewling digit ratio chad

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Marvelous mewling digit ratio chad

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: 180 Chestnut School Cafeteria Organic Girlfriend

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Marvelous mewling digit ratio chad

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Provocative Rehab Twinkling Uncleanness

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: multi-colored drunken macaca

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Provocative Rehab Twinkling Uncleanness

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: multi-colored drunken macaca

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Arousing Bronze Church Building Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Arousing Bronze Church Building Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Rambunctious thriller half-breed temple

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Rambunctious thriller half-breed temple

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Big-titted Self-centered Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Marvelous mewling digit ratio chad

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: misunderstood native generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle-dazzle Stag Film Quadroon

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: multi-colored drunken macaca

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: titillating school trump supporter

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Arousing Bronze Church Building Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: coral scourge upon the earth hospital

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: coral scourge upon the earth hospital

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: coral scourge upon the earth hospital

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Stirring bearded messiness

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Stirring bearded messiness

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Heady garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Rambunctious thriller half-breed temple

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Rambunctious thriller half-breed temple

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: vibrant candlestick maker incel

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Cracking unhinged windowlicker

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50149087)