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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Amber zombie-like home hairy legs
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
excitant stage
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Amber zombie-like home hairy legs
  06/01/26
120...
excitant stage
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Spectacular marketing idea
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Amber zombie-like home hairy legs
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Spectacular marketing idea
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
wild exciting weed whacker
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Amber zombie-like home hairy legs
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
wild exciting weed whacker
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Mischievous frum shrine
  06/01/26
...
Odious self-absorbed potus tattoo
  06/01/26
...
very tactful hyperventilating crackhouse
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Soul-stirring Parlor Pozpig
  06/01/26
...
high-end confused main people
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
cracking garrison haunted graveyard
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Frozen public bath striped hyena
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Amber zombie-like home hairy legs
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Frozen public bath striped hyena
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Soul-stirring Parlor Pozpig
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Odious self-absorbed potus tattoo
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Soul-stirring Parlor Pozpig
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Odious self-absorbed potus tattoo
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Frozen public bath striped hyena
  06/01/26
...
medicated thirsty fanboi hissy fit
  06/02/26
you maed it
painfully honest den
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
diverse cumskin house
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Soul-stirring Parlor Pozpig
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Talking Peach Half-breed
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
laughsome boiling water
  06/01/26
what job did you have
hairraiser lemon site therapy
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
razzle yarmulke hell
  06/01/26
...
alcoholic space
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Submissive Coffee Pot
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Soul-stirring Parlor Pozpig
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Submissive Coffee Pot
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Amber zombie-like home hairy legs
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Soul-stirring Parlor Pozpig
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Disgusting godawful ticket booth macaca
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Swollen Church Building
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Frozen public bath striped hyena
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Swollen Church Building
  06/01/26
...
wild exciting weed whacker
  06/03/26
...
Insane trump supporter
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Talking Peach Half-breed
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Amber zombie-like home hairy legs
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Talking Peach Half-breed
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Amber zombie-like home hairy legs
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Amethyst patrolman native
  06/02/26
...
beady-eyed personal credit line
  06/02/26
...
Odious self-absorbed potus tattoo
  06/02/26
...
Amber zombie-like home hairy legs
  06/03/26
...
wild exciting weed whacker
  06/03/26
...
Talking Peach Half-breed
  06/03/26
...
high-end confused main people
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
exhilarant startled old irish cottage indirect expression
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Soul-stirring Parlor Pozpig
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Mustard vengeful goyim
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
beady-eyed personal credit line
  06/03/26
...
Amber zombie-like home hairy legs
  06/03/26
...
Mustard vengeful goyim
  06/03/26
...
wild exciting weed whacker
  06/03/26
...
Talking Peach Half-breed
  06/03/26
...
judgmental candlestick maker field
  06/03/26
...
excitant stage
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Amber zombie-like home hairy legs
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
Ultramarine reading party point
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Mustard vengeful goyim
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Amber zombie-like home hairy legs

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: excitant stage

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Amber zombie-like home hairy legs

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: excitant stage

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Spectacular marketing idea

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Amber zombie-like home hairy legs

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Spectacular marketing idea

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: wild exciting weed whacker

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Amber zombie-like home hairy legs

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: wild exciting weed whacker

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Mischievous frum shrine

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Odious self-absorbed potus tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: very tactful hyperventilating crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Parlor Pozpig

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: high-end confused main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: cracking garrison haunted graveyard

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Frozen public bath striped hyena

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Amber zombie-like home hairy legs

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Frozen public bath striped hyena

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Parlor Pozpig

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Odious self-absorbed potus tattoo

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Parlor Pozpig

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Odious self-absorbed potus tattoo

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Frozen public bath striped hyena

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: medicated thirsty fanboi hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: painfully honest den

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: diverse cumskin house

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Parlor Pozpig

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Talking Peach Half-breed

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: laughsome boiling water

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: hairraiser lemon site therapy

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: razzle yarmulke hell

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: alcoholic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Submissive Coffee Pot

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Parlor Pozpig

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Submissive Coffee Pot

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Amber zombie-like home hairy legs

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Parlor Pozpig

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Disgusting godawful ticket booth macaca

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Swollen Church Building

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Frozen public bath striped hyena

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Swollen Church Building

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: wild exciting weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Insane trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Talking Peach Half-breed

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Amber zombie-like home hairy legs

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Talking Peach Half-breed

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Amber zombie-like home hairy legs

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Amethyst patrolman native

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Odious self-absorbed potus tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Amber zombie-like home hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: wild exciting weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Talking Peach Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: high-end confused main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: exhilarant startled old irish cottage indirect expression

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Parlor Pozpig

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Mustard vengeful goyim

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed personal credit line

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Amber zombie-like home hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Mustard vengeful goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: wild exciting weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Talking Peach Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: judgmental candlestick maker field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: excitant stage



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Amber zombie-like home hairy legs

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine reading party point

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Mustard vengeful goyim

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�id.#49912932)