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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
mind-boggling new version
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
ivory incel
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
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  04/18/25
Cr.
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  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
talented drab nowag
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Twinkling high-end business firm
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
mind-boggling new version
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
wine institution
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
smoky racy set tattoo
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
mind-boggling new version
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
light nofapping chapel
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
mind-boggling new version
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
light nofapping chapel
  04/18/25
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Mint erotic ladyboy
  04/18/25
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lemon flirting depressive trust fund
  08/17/26
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Fear-inspiring Fuchsia Range Hominid
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
drunken telephone
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Razzmatazz Cumskin Rehab
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
mind-boggling new version
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Razzmatazz Cumskin Rehab
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Mint erotic ladyboy
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
mind-boggling new version
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Razzmatazz Cumskin Rehab
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
mind-boggling new version
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Razzmatazz Cumskin Rehab
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Marvelous Sexy Hissy Fit
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Razzmatazz Cumskin Rehab
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Mint erotic ladyboy
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
mind-boggling new version
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Useless lodge
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Mint erotic ladyboy
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Useless lodge
  04/18/25
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Rebellious state indirect expression
  08/17/26
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Rebellious state indirect expression
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
slate cruel-hearted garrison ratface
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
mind-boggling new version
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
slate cruel-hearted garrison ratface
  04/18/25
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Very tactful bossy library
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Razzmatazz Cumskin Rehab
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
mind-boggling new version
  04/18/25
...
Fear-inspiring Fuchsia Range Hominid
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
cowardly orange cuckoldry pocket flask
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Useless lodge
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
mind-boggling new version
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
mind-boggling new version
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
mind-boggling new version
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
adventurous azure forum antidepressant drug
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
mind-boggling new version
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
mind-boggling new version
  08/17/26
...
Rebellious state indirect expression
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
light nofapping chapel
  08/17/26
ur dumb
mind-boggling new version
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
light nofapping chapel
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
mind-boggling new version
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
light nofapping chapel
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
mind-boggling new version
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Swashbuckling property
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
mind-boggling new version
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Swashbuckling property
  08/17/26
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Balding scourge upon the earth piazza
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
slate cruel-hearted garrison ratface
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
mind-boggling new version
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
slate cruel-hearted garrison ratface
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
talented drab nowag
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
mind-boggling new version
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: mind-boggling new version

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: ivory incel

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: adventurous azure forum antidepressant drug

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: vibrant chartreuse bbw

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: talented drab nowag

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Twinkling high-end business firm

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling new version

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: wine institution

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: smoky racy set tattoo

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling new version

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: light nofapping chapel

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling new version

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: light nofapping chapel

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Mint erotic ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: lemon flirting depressive trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Fuchsia Range Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: drunken telephone

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Cumskin Rehab

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling new version

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Cumskin Rehab

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Mint erotic ladyboy

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: mind-boggling new version

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Cumskin Rehab

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: mind-boggling new version

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Cumskin Rehab

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Marvelous Sexy Hissy Fit

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Cumskin Rehab

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Mint erotic ladyboy

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling new version

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Useless lodge

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Mint erotic ladyboy

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Useless lodge

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Rebellious state indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Rebellious state indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: slate cruel-hearted garrison ratface

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling new version

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: slate cruel-hearted garrison ratface

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Very tactful bossy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Cumskin Rehab

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling new version

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Fuchsia Range Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: cowardly orange cuckoldry pocket flask

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Useless lodge

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling new version

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling new version

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling new version

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: adventurous azure forum antidepressant drug

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling new version

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: mind-boggling new version

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Rebellious state indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: light nofapping chapel

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling new version

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: light nofapping chapel

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: mind-boggling new version

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: light nofapping chapel

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling new version

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Swashbuckling property

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling new version

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Swashbuckling property

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Balding scourge upon the earth piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: slate cruel-hearted garrison ratface

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling new version

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: slate cruel-hearted garrison ratface

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: talented drab nowag

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling new version

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



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