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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Fragrant hominid theatre
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Yapping codepig
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Mentally Impaired Duck-like Foreskin Affirmative Action
  08/30/25
...
Infuriating Olive Wagecucks Locale
  09/05/25
, he lisped
submissive bawdyhouse
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
bespoke ruddy round eye forum
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
bespoke ruddy round eye forum
  08/31/25
...
Wonderful karate
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  08/31/25
delusional take
Wonderful karate
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
onyx thriller temple haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Talking razzmatazz background story
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
rough-skinned vivacious senate jew
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Talking razzmatazz background story
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Talking razzmatazz background story
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
rough-skinned vivacious senate jew
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
rough-skinned vivacious senate jew
  09/05/25
...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
glassy greedy clown
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
rough-skinned vivacious senate jew
  09/05/25
...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
rough-skinned vivacious senate jew
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Salmon Indian Lodge
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Salmon Indian Lodge
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  09/05/25
Kenny
rough-skinned vivacious senate jew
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt
  09/06/25
...
Federal space preventive strike
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  09/06/25
...
Federal space preventive strike
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
magical school idea he suggested
  09/07/25
Explain
Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Laughsome set half-breed
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt
  09/07/25
...
onyx thriller temple haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
rough-skinned vivacious senate jew
  01/18/26
...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Stirring insanely creepy doctorate kitchen
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Talking razzmatazz background story
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt
  02/01/26
🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
appetizing opaque ladyboy field
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
rough-skinned vivacious senate jew
  05/28/26
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Talking razzmatazz background story
  05/28/26
...
Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
rough-skinned vivacious senate jew
  07/12/26
...
Talking razzmatazz background story
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Arousing Naked Mood Sanctuary
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
rough-skinned vivacious senate jew
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
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  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Fragrant hominid theatre

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Yapping codepig

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Duck-like Foreskin Affirmative Action

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Infuriating Olive Wagecucks Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: submissive bawdyhouse

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: bespoke ruddy round eye forum

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: bespoke ruddy round eye forum

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Wonderful karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Wonderful karate

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: onyx thriller temple haunted graveyard

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: rough-skinned vivacious senate jew

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: rough-skinned vivacious senate jew

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: rough-skinned vivacious senate jew

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: glassy greedy clown

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: rough-skinned vivacious senate jew

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: rough-skinned vivacious senate jew

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Salmon Indian Lodge

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Salmon Indian Lodge

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: rough-skinned vivacious senate jew

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Federal space preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Federal space preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: magical school idea he suggested

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Laughsome set half-breed

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: onyx thriller temple haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: rough-skinned vivacious senate jew

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Stirring insanely creepy doctorate kitchen

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last 𝟏𝟖 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 in which both were in the draw

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑀𝑎𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑑 2024, 𝑤𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑦 𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑦 𝑅𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑣

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: appetizing opaque ladyboy field

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: rough-skinned vivacious senate jew

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Costumed exhilarant people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: rough-skinned vivacious senate jew

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Talking razzmatazz background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Arousing Naked Mood Sanctuary

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: rough-skinned vivacious senate jew

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#50124663)