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Rate my new house, brothers! (CSLG)

Wife bought me out of the old house for 2 million. I bought ...
ivory deep filthpig
  07/03/26
Out the map
Sickened Pearl Famous Landscape Painting
  07/04/26
Those low ceilings are trashy for such an expensive house
transparent forum
  07/06/26
you got a place for me to crash c h a m p
rose range puppy
  07/10/26
How many sq ft?
Sick slimy juggernaut address
  07/03/26
4K
ivory deep filthpig
  07/03/26
soulless McMansion tp
Duck-like Violent Boistinker Area
  07/03/26
I'm assuming he plans to decorate it
onyx well-lubricated macaca
  07/03/26
With Scarface posters and paintings of money.
soul-stirring abusive menage corn cake
  07/04/26
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Galvanic twisted genital piercing
  07/04/26
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cracking plum community account dingle berry
  07/04/26
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onyx well-lubricated macaca
  07/04/26
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Impressive Dashing Cruise Ship Preventive Strike
  07/06/26
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Crusty dun orchestra pit laser beams
  07/06/26
After 3 months?
Hot Hospital
  07/04/26
Not even a McMansion - soulless suburban tract home
Galvanic twisted genital piercing
  07/04/26
ya i give it a solid 130
godawful zombie-like principal's office volcanic crater
  07/04/26
cookie cutter, bland, and soulless, looks like cheap materia...
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  07/03/26
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Duck-like Violent Boistinker Area
  07/03/26
The unused playground and toy less kids room made me feel es...
Galvanic twisted genital piercing
  07/04/26
100% looks like a D.R. Horton or Lennar builder grade goyslo...
Razzle-dazzle temple travel guidebook
  07/04/26
look at some of this shit nearby him which is for sale which...
avocado house-broken locale karate
  07/04/26
That first one is fucking DOPE, that's what I imagine a 5MM+...
Razzle-dazzle temple travel guidebook
  07/04/26
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  07/04/26
Cr. He is shopping in shithole neighborhoods, he should be ...
Galvanic twisted genital piercing
  07/10/26
If I was rich like CSLG I’d get that second house.
fragrant dark spot nowag
  07/04/26
I love #1 but it needs a pool.
vengeful anal meetinghouse mood
  07/06/26
Those look like pretty good options to me.
Honey-headed offensive pit
  07/06/26
Those both look like the house of the guy who employs the du...
startling bateful stage boltzmann
  07/06/26
nice view
sooty internet-worthy pisswyrm
  07/03/26
i need to buy that huge gun safe you had, thing was 180
Mischievous Excitant Liquid Oxygen
  07/03/26
I have a new huge gun safe, brother!
ivory deep filthpig
  07/03/26
a garage sauna - san frenando valley luxury at its finest
swashbuckling voyeur
  07/03/26
The guys from Costco even wheeled it directly into place in ...
Floppy Amethyst Legal Warrant Dopamine
  07/04/26
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swashbuckling voyeur
  07/04/26
House next door to me just went on the market for 2.7 millio...
ivory deep filthpig
  07/03/26
goddamn ive seen this too many times. guy makes a bunch of m...
Mint fighting fanboi
  07/03/26
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onyx well-lubricated macaca
  07/03/26
I just moved in, brother. I still need to decorate!
ivory deep filthpig
  07/03/26
its not even nice. can't the nigger spend 6 mil of his 50-1...
avocado house-broken locale karate
  07/03/26
right. if the house was being honest about what it is -- an ...
Mint fighting fanboi
  07/03/26
...
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onyx well-lubricated macaca
  07/03/26
Cr. He should have spent $12 million on a literal castle
Galvanic twisted genital piercing
  07/04/26
the angular walls everywhere and cookie cutter builder shit ...
Jet Electric Furnace
  07/03/26
...
Galvanic twisted genital piercing
  07/04/26
i'll withhold my thoughts on the general aesthetic, about wh...
mentally impaired heaven candlestick maker
  07/03/26
everything he does is Just For Show
onyx well-lubricated macaca
  07/03/26
Ya that one is a pos
Vibrant Wine Piazza Psychic
  07/03/26
if his records are of any value they could get damaged
mentally impaired heaven candlestick maker
  07/03/26
Was it built and designed by Walmart.
sinister cobalt kitchen
  07/03/26
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Mint fighting fanboi
  07/03/26
Yes
ivory deep filthpig
  07/03/26
The House That Burned Penis Built
exhilarant bearded quadroon
  07/03/26
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startling bateful stage boltzmann
  07/06/26
Smaller and uglier than mine
impertinent roommate
  07/03/26
180, friend! Though I’m a bit concerned about how clo...
Adventurous charcoal hunting ground
  07/03/26
It's 180, but LJL at buying a "pool table" at Cost...
ruddy slap-happy toaster church
  07/03/26
my thought as well. i have a 9' diamond pro
vivacious stead
  07/04/26
My dad has a 9' Brunswick that his dad had bought in 1951. ...
ruddy slap-happy toaster church
  07/06/26
Really cool house! Please send me your new address so I can ...
erotic electric indian lodge
  07/03/26
180 brother. I loved the card if I hadn't said so before. Be...
ruddy slap-happy toaster church
  07/04/26
I didn't get a Christmas card from you.
Sickened Pearl Famous Landscape Painting
  07/04/26
Email me, brother!
erotic electric indian lodge
  07/04/26
is this a parody account poking fun at what a pretentious we...
Jet Electric Furnace
  07/03/26
crazy that this would be like 500k in suburban texas but i b...
clear whorehouse personal credit line
  07/03/26
it's comical but all things considered it's not that hard to...
mentally impaired heaven candlestick maker
  07/03/26
It’s 180. Would love to see how the homes of critics i...
Irradiated masturbator yarmulke
  07/03/26
it's totally fine for the average white collarmo but this gu...
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  07/04/26
Why would you think that people worth $100 million want to l...
Irradiated masturbator yarmulke
  07/04/26
that city is full of sick houses, why wouldn't a baller - es...
clear whorehouse personal credit line
  07/04/26
Just depends on what you personally value. Obviously someone...
Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction
  07/04/26
it's less about scale than taste. but we live in a nouveau r...
mentally impaired heaven candlestick maker
  07/04/26
Check out Michael Eisner's Malibu estate. More thought has b...
Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction
  07/04/26
impressive. some people have so much money that serious desi...
mentally impaired heaven candlestick maker
  07/04/26
I think people really overestimate how smart and creative an...
Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction
  07/04/26
all cr. but cheap DTC economics and the corporate-academic t...
mentally impaired heaven candlestick maker
  07/04/26
You can always look to the Past for inspiration. It's fun...
Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction
  07/04/26
it's funny the same thing is happening in audio which i ment...
mentally impaired heaven candlestick maker
  07/04/26
Mfcr Rich people don't even know or care about hi-fi. The...
Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction
  07/04/26
The view is nice.
vengeful anal meetinghouse mood
  07/04/26
Genuinely an ugly place. You should spend $100k and get a de...
salmon market
  07/04/26
You're big on this interior decoration thing, I could defini...
nubile trailer park codepig
  07/04/26
A good decorator and lighting specialist would serve him rea...
Honey-headed offensive pit
  07/06/26
Really ugly. Hard to believe those are post-renovation pictu...
Diverse milky main people house
  07/04/26
How does someone at your wealth level end up in this kind of...
titillating institution
  07/04/26
Would look bad in the divorce, brother.
Opaque stirring prole
  07/04/26
Does this kike not realize that he’s finished as a pos...
Talented sapphire degenerate
  07/04/26
Lol Im a legend brother. I could post a picture of my turds ...
ivory deep filthpig
  07/04/26
A pic of chandler wiping your ass would likely break 1,000. ...
Sickened Pearl Famous Landscape Painting
  07/04/26
Your ugly wife left you and you abandoned your kids like you...
Talented sapphire degenerate
  07/04/26
I can only imagine the emptiness one must feel in order to s...
soul-stirring abusive menage corn cake
  07/04/26
*picks up morning paper, waves to Chandler sitting on the to...
Disrespectful aromatic home really tough guy
  07/04/26
this place is a million dollar shitbox but after sleeping on...
clear whorehouse personal credit line
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...
Multi-colored Deer Antler Casino
  07/04/26
Nice Fuck Pad
Galvanic twisted genital piercing
  07/04/26
This looks nice but seems like a typical suburban home that ...
Sable Histrionic Halford
  07/04/26
More like $10 now
Talented sapphire degenerate
  07/04/26
...
Honey-headed offensive pit
  07/06/26
180, looks similar to some of the Airbnbs I stay in Africa. ...
Heady Sexy Kitty
  07/04/26
Starter home shitbox that looks identical to your other star...
Hot Hospital
  07/04/26
Disco Fries texted me he was buying this house weeks before ...
fragrant dark spot nowag
  07/04/26
Is it really the same one?
erotic electric indian lodge
  07/04/26
Yes
fragrant dark spot nowag
  07/04/26
Sad, pathetic McMansion. You have terrible taste, brother. Y...
cracking plum community account dingle berry
  07/04/26
Is that a saltwater fish tank? Edit: just read your op. Are...
Splenetic station love of her life
  07/04/26
Congrats. Does the tank have any inhabitants yet?
passionate gas station
  07/04/26
LJL at all the h8ters. almost all of you have worse houses t...
bearded base faggot firefighter
  07/04/26
CR. I have a 4k sq foot house with a sick view in a prime lo...
ivory deep filthpig
  07/06/26
Damn, I still got it. About to hit 100 motha fucking comment...
ivory deep filthpig
  07/06/26
...
clear whorehouse personal credit line
  07/06/26
Congrats, brother! 👏
erotic electric indian lodge
  07/06/26
still got what? Not a viable marriage or custody of your kid...
Talented sapphire degenerate
  07/06/26
I have custody of my kids, brother. And I have a girlfriend ...
ivory deep filthpig
  07/06/26
https://imgbox.com/g/RfKMCVnE2L
Honey-headed offensive pit
  07/06/26
So what did you think!?
ivory deep filthpig
  07/06/26
It's fine. I'd like to live there. But those are some things...
Honey-headed offensive pit
  07/06/26
Its the difference between spending 15K and 100K. And I don'...
ivory deep filthpig
  07/06/26
Low IQ prole: my home is a reflection of my character, I wil...
Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction
  07/06/26
Those numbers are too high. In any case, I assumed it was...
Honey-headed offensive pit
  07/06/26
he doesn't have hobbies or interests other than defrauding a...
Diverse milky main people house
  07/06/26
109 countries...
Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction
  07/06/26
what brand is that tank? it does look pretty cheap. mine is ...
Splenetic station love of her life
  07/10/26
Wait what's wrong with white vents? What color are they supp...
Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction
  07/06/26
Teal. Duh.
misunderstood mediation
  07/06/26
Those generic vents with no architectural value should be wa...
Honey-headed offensive pit
  07/06/26
Kirbymo, I am a huge fan of you and in an ideal world I woul...
Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction
  07/06/26
There are worse sins, friend. But if you're going to remodel...
Honey-headed offensive pit
  07/06/26
these criticisms are absolutely ridiculous lol the wire's...
Irradiated masturbator yarmulke
  07/10/26
why would you buy this with the kind of money you have?
Impressive Dashing Cruise Ship Preventive Strike
  07/06/26
It seems he's heavily prioritizing location, which could mak...
Honey-headed offensive pit
  07/06/26
yeah and that area is full of mcmansions. finding something...
Diverse milky main people house
  07/06/26
This guy is worth many tens of millions. I refuse to believe...
Impressive Dashing Cruise Ship Preventive Strike
  07/06/26
In California the land is worth 4.8 million. The house, 200 ...
Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction
  07/06/26
IDK where he lives but let's say Encino. He should have gott...
Impressive Dashing Cruise Ship Preventive Strike
  07/06/26
even if i had the money, i wouldn't want to live in that hou...
Yellow indecent therapy
  07/06/26
Me neither. I'm trying to find an 'elevated' version of CSLG...
Impressive Dashing Cruise Ship Preventive Strike
  07/06/26
You're looking for high prole/ascended scumbag
Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction
  07/06/26
He could also find a gf that was bigger than an A cup and wa...
Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction
  07/06/26
...
Impressive Dashing Cruise Ship Preventive Strike
  07/06/26
hate the farmhouse style. especially in southern california
Diverse milky main people house
  07/10/26
no taste. its the same reason why he works with 80 IQers an...
avocado house-broken locale karate
  07/06/26
-tasteless -nouveau riche -Jewish -scam artist/fraudster ...
Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction
  07/06/26
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Impressive Dashing Cruise Ship Preventive Strike
  07/06/26
He grew up in this neighborhood and has a nostalgic attachme...
fragrant dark spot nowag
  07/06/26
i was preparing to call perfectly executed flame until i saw...
irate wonderful shrine
  07/10/26
extremely weird thread. 99% of poster itt don't have as nice...
Irradiated masturbator yarmulke
  07/10/26
99% of poasters don't have $20+ million. this place is basic...
clear whorehouse personal credit line
  07/10/26
Its a very nice home. You don't need anything more than that...
Irradiated masturbator yarmulke
  07/10/26
he just renovated it and the finishes look like the cheapest...
Diverse milky main people house
  07/10/26
It just needs a paint job because there is too much white. B...
Irradiated masturbator yarmulke
  07/10/26
...
Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  07/22/26
Damn, over 150 now! The king has returned!
ivory deep filthpig
  07/13/26
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Adventurous charcoal hunting ground
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erotic electric indian lodge
  07/13/26
OH WHAT A CASTLE!
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: ivory deep filthpig

Wife bought me out of the old house for 2 million. I bought a new house a block away that was 1K sq/ft bigger for the same price and renovated it. Moved in three months ago. It has a sauna, hot tub, infinity pool, cold plunge, secret room with a movie theater, library, etc. I also put in a 300 gallon salt water fish tank! I actually live 3 doors down from Chandler now too. I can see his bathroom from my driveway!

https://imgur.com/a/LFmeUe2



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Sickened Pearl Famous Landscape Painting

Out the map

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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: transparent forum

Those low ceilings are trashy for such an expensive house

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Date: July 10th, 2026 5:02 AM
Author: rose range puppy

you got a place

for me to crash

c h a m p

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Sick slimy juggernaut address

How many sq ft?

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: ivory deep filthpig

4K

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Duck-like Violent Boistinker Area

soulless McMansion tp

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: onyx well-lubricated macaca

I'm assuming he plans to decorate it

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Date: July 4th, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: soul-stirring abusive menage corn cake

With Scarface posters and paintings of money.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Galvanic twisted genital piercing



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Date: July 4th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: cracking plum community account dingle berry



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Date: July 4th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: onyx well-lubricated macaca



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Impressive Dashing Cruise Ship Preventive Strike



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Crusty dun orchestra pit laser beams



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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Hot Hospital

After 3 months?

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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Galvanic twisted genital piercing

Not even a McMansion - soulless suburban tract home

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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: godawful zombie-like principal's office volcanic crater

ya i give it a solid 130

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: avocado house-broken locale karate

cookie cutter, bland, and soulless, looks like cheap material used too, 3/10

money can't buy taste

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Duck-like Violent Boistinker Area



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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Galvanic twisted genital piercing

The unused playground and toy less kids room made me feel especially sad

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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle temple travel guidebook

100% looks like a D.R. Horton or Lennar builder grade goyslop in every corner. Far from the worst kike home I've seen (they have absolutely repulsive taste in design) but it's violently bland.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: avocado house-broken locale karate

look at some of this shit nearby him which is for sale which isnt NIGGER GOYSLOP. 2 second search

https://www.redfin.com/CA/West-Hills/7210-Woodlake-Ave-91307/home/184542095

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Hidden-Hills/25217-Eldorado-Meadow-Rd-91302/home/3303209

even this goyslop cookie cutter shit is much better

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Calabasas/25532-Gaylord-Ct-91302/home/3304077

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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle temple travel guidebook

That first one is fucking DOPE, that's what I imagine a 5MM+ house ought to look like. CSLG's looks like it should have run him 1/10th that (ouside SoCal of course, I get that the land is crazy)

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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: avocado house-broken locale karate



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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: clear whorehouse personal credit line



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Date: July 10th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Galvanic twisted genital piercing

Cr. He is shopping in shithole neighborhoods, he should be in a castle.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: fragrant dark spot nowag

If I was rich like CSLG I’d get that second house.

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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: vengeful anal meetinghouse mood

I love #1 but it needs a pool.

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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed offensive pit

Those look like pretty good options to me.

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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: startling bateful stage boltzmann

Those both look like the house of the guy who employs the dude who bought cslg's house

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: sooty internet-worthy pisswyrm

nice view

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Mischievous Excitant Liquid Oxygen

i need to buy that huge gun safe you had, thing was 180

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: ivory deep filthpig

I have a new huge gun safe, brother!

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling voyeur

a garage sauna - san frenando valley luxury at its finest

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Date: July 4th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Floppy Amethyst Legal Warrant Dopamine

The guys from Costco even wheeled it directly into place in his garage and set it up for him!

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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling voyeur



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: ivory deep filthpig

House next door to me just went on the market for 2.7 million and it isn't as nice.

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Mint fighting fanboi

goddamn ive seen this too many times. guy makes a bunch of money to buy a big house and then has nothing and no one to fill it with lol

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: onyx well-lubricated macaca



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: ivory deep filthpig

I just moved in, brother. I still need to decorate!

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: avocado house-broken locale karate

its not even nice. can't the nigger spend 6 mil of his 50-100 mil fortune to buy something that doesn't look like a 750k chinese condo

christ

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Mint fighting fanboi

right. if the house was being honest about what it is -- an attempt at a king's palace for 1 -- it should be significantly more audacious, have more character, etc. right now its a sad in-between where it can't quite reckon with the fact that it will be empty -- if not physically, then emotionally, spiritually -- until it's sold

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: avocado house-broken locale karate



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: onyx well-lubricated macaca



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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Galvanic twisted genital piercing

Cr. He should have spent $12 million on a literal castle

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Jet Electric Furnace

the angular walls everywhere and cookie cutter builder shit is horrible but at least it has a nice pool area. I would just spend all my time out there.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Galvanic twisted genital piercing



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired heaven candlestick maker

i'll withhold my thoughts on the general aesthetic, about which you'll hear enough itt, just to say that, for a relatively modest investment by your standards, you could improve significantly on your turntable / audio setup, if it's not just for show

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: onyx well-lubricated macaca

everything he does is Just For Show

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Vibrant Wine Piazza Psychic

Ya that one is a pos

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: mentally impaired heaven candlestick maker

if his records are of any value they could get damaged

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: sinister cobalt kitchen

Was it built and designed by Walmart.

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Mint fighting fanboi



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: ivory deep filthpig

Yes

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: exhilarant bearded quadroon

The House That Burned Penis Built

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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: startling bateful stage boltzmann



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: impertinent roommate

Smaller and uglier than mine

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Adventurous charcoal hunting ground

180, friend! Though I’m a bit concerned about how close to the playset those concrete pavers are. make sure that there aren’t any corners sticking up!

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: ruddy slap-happy toaster church

It's 180, but LJL at buying a "pool table" at Costco. JFC man.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: vivacious stead

my thought as well. i have a 9' diamond pro

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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: ruddy slap-happy toaster church

My dad has a 9' Brunswick that his dad had bought in 1951. Visiting a couple weeks ago, I realized what a pain in the ass a big table is. A bar table is much more useful and fun IMHO. But not like CSLG's, not like that.

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: erotic electric indian lodge

Really cool house! Please send me your new address so I can update my Christmas card list!

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: ruddy slap-happy toaster church

180 brother. I loved the card if I hadn't said so before. Beautiful family who by appearances seemed grateful for all that you do to provide for them.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: Sickened Pearl Famous Landscape Painting

I didn't get a Christmas card from you.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: erotic electric indian lodge

Email me, brother!

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: Jet Electric Furnace

is this a parody account poking fun at what a pretentious weirdo would do right after a divorce?

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: clear whorehouse personal credit line

crazy that this would be like 500k in suburban texas but i bet it's closer to 5 million in la.

agree with the above poasters that for your kind of money you should be able to get a really killer unique place, but you have such terrible taste you end up with a mcmansion in a basic ass neighborhood. it's hard to comprehend.

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:48 PM
Author: mentally impaired heaven candlestick maker

it's comical but all things considered it's not that hard to comprehend

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Irradiated masturbator yarmulke

It’s 180. Would love to see how the homes of critics itt stack up. He’s clearly buying a home close to his wife/kids to make things easier post divorce. And I love that Chandler will have even greater constant work anxiety now that daddy boss man is living 200 yards away and can make sure he’s going into the office Ljl.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:00 AM
Author: clear whorehouse personal credit line

it's totally fine for the average white collarmo but this guy makes millions a year and this is his prize? what's the point?

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Irradiated masturbator yarmulke

Why would you think that people worth $100 million want to live in mansion estates costing $10 million. Maybe old money types like that but I think for the majority of people at that level who are new to the money they don’t really care about a real estate flex, it’s just a place to live with enough square footage and “nice” countertops and stuff

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: clear whorehouse personal credit line

that city is full of sick houses, why wouldn't a baller - especially a newly single baller - want to live in one of them? this place is completely cookie cutter.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction

Just depends on what you personally value. Obviously someone at that level has a choice. Ken Griffen is building an actual palace. CSLG lives in in a typical 850k prefab flyover McMansion that costs way more due to CA real estate insanity. But he could make different choices if he were a different person. He's not. This is the person that he is. Some rich people live in stunning homes with a lot of character. That's not who this guy is. He is living his rich guy fantasy which is tasteless and prole as fuck. Maybe if you were rich you would do the same. He seems to love travel and prole experiences. To each their own. It's not Balmoral. He's not that guy and he has never claimed to be. He's the millionaire we have, not the millionaire we want.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: mentally impaired heaven candlestick maker

it's less about scale than taste. but we live in a nouveau riche society where an overabundance of cheap chink shit has killed new money's last line of defense against its own poor taste: the bespoke tailor, the interior designer, etc., to whom uncultured petty merchants like cslg once outsourced aesthetic judgment.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction

Check out Michael Eisner's Malibu estate. More thought has been put into that than the cumulative lifetime brainpower of thousands of people. Execs used to have real taste and try and outdo each other. It's a masterpiece.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: mentally impaired heaven candlestick maker

impressive. some people have so much money that serious design teams can't help but be engaged for the scale of the project involved, but even they often manage to fuck it up because we as a culture have lost so much will to taste. but for every michael eisner there are thousands of shitlaw kings and regional mcdonalds franchise emperors with enough money to ball out but without the first idea of how to do so, and that plus DTC everything has completely overwhelmed the taste industry.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction

I think people really overestimate how smart and creative and passionate rich people are. Most rich people were really good at one simple thing. A hundred years ago you could get insanely rich just by flipping burgers with maximal intensity and drive. There were countless huge burger chains started by people who didn't know how to read and didn't even understand business they were just colossally hard working and could do 1 thing really well. That's how a lot of businesses are.

Like gun to the head who makes more money the Ferrari dealership or the Honda one? No one creative is passionate about Hondas. I met a rich as fuck immigrant family who came here in the 80s to work in nursing homes and wipe old people's asses. They now own a nursing home empire. This is the typical rags to riches story. People with mettle and grind and hyperfocus on their business. You're right Eisner's case is rare. He oversaw the company during a classic period of immense creative and financial success. These people are insanely rare.

Most people who have taste and vision and are capable of great beauty have no ambition, drive, or practical sense. And most people who are rich enough to design the Taj Mahal live in ugly shitboxes and would never notice the difference.

But you're right about one thing. The elites of yore tried to emulate old money and buy class. They hired artisans. Today? Not so much. It's Queen of Versailles shit. Upjumped proles who think luxury is you can buy anything at Wal-Mart. There does seem to be a cultural shift where no one is embarrassed about being tacky. No one is competing with the House of Windsor. Really does seem like everything has changed. Age of social media and too many immigrants. The cultural decline of WASPs. Lots of explanations but it does seem like we're headed headlong into Idiocracy. Just remember that the rich don't typically ascend on artistic or creative merit. It's usually some asshole who pounded a single successful idea into oblivion.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 1:15 AM
Author: mentally impaired heaven candlestick maker

all cr. but cheap DTC economics and the corporate-academic takeover of design were serious nails in the coffin. if you got rich in 1950 you didn’t have a choice but to go to a real tailor for your wardrobe even if you cheaped out. and the 1960-70s california new rich were still getting mid-century modern villas with eames chairs and shit. now the petty rich buy everything for themselves without guidance, and even where there is design consulting available there is nobody around doing interesting yet appealing modern design because the taste-makers are professors who design for the sake of theory and academic status, and global architectural outfits doing boring design by committee to get multi-billion dollar deals done. there's no more aspiration to emulate old money but there's not even a coherent and interesting modern design movement for people like clsg to glom onto. just prefab mcmansion designs with the same mass produced parts from china.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction

You can always look to the Past for inspiration.

It's funny my father who is a wealthy boomer with a lifelong net zero interest in materialism whatsoever the one thing he judges people hard on is their suits. He owns one dress watch, he has never bought a sportscar. But he is ruthless about tacky suits. He can look at a suit in the blink of an eye tell you what's wrong with it. He keeps a mental list of whose suits are Right and Wrong. Wrong suits are basically a crime against humanity. They are Rules goddamnit. He says people who don't have the right suit he can't take seriously and aren't worth listening to. It's funny that's how I feel about people who believe in trans kids. A full write off. That's how he is about suits. If someone is on TV with an ill fitting suit he has to leave the room. Call me when they have a good suit.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired heaven candlestick maker

it's funny the same thing is happening in audio which i mention above. not too long ago if you wanted decent in-home audio at all you had to work with your local hifi stereo store or electronics store to plan out a full system with separate components and they would advise you on what to buy and how to set it up. now cookie-cutter powered speakers are so ubiquitous and cheap that rich people forget that high-end audio is a thing and most people just end up with the same sonos speakers and soundbars, or in clsg’s case a busted $200 turntable from amazon. whereas for $3000-5000 he could get an above entry level hifi system that would sound legitimately good and wouldn't ruin his vinyl. meanwhile everyone who has held on to traditional hifi is extremely judgey in the same way that you describe your dad with suits.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction

Mfcr

Rich people don't even know or care about hi-fi. They can't even tell the difference. A lot of them that I know are drunks and they care about cars and travel and booze. Part of the problem is there's no one to impress. Having a gorgeous pad impresses no one. Knowing a bunch of influencers and being on vacation all time is the currency. Richmos love to tell you about famous people they know. Never once heard about a hi fi setup.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: vengeful anal meetinghouse mood

The view is nice.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: salmon market

Genuinely an ugly place. You should spend $100k and get a decorator to furnish the place. You do not possess the skills to do it

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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: nubile trailer park codepig

You're big on this interior decoration thing, I could definitely never get around to that mentally.

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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Honey-headed offensive pit

A good decorator and lighting specialist would serve him really well.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Diverse milky main people house

Really ugly. Hard to believe those are post-renovation pictures

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Date: July 4th, 2026 3:17 AM
Author: titillating institution

How does someone at your wealth level end up in this kind of place and neighborhood? Can’t you just move to a nicer area? And why buy cookie cutter stuff when you could afford something with character.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:12 AM
Author: Opaque stirring prole

Would look bad in the divorce, brother.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Talented sapphire degenerate

Does this kike not realize that he’s finished as a poster?

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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: ivory deep filthpig

Lol Im a legend brother. I could post a picture of my turds and it would get 100 responses :)

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Date: July 4th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Sickened Pearl Famous Landscape Painting

A pic of chandler wiping your ass would likely break 1,000. No poaster has crossed that frontier. I've come close, though.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Talented sapphire degenerate

Your ugly wife left you and you abandoned your kids like you dad threw you in the trash. Everyone hates you on this board.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring abusive menage corn cake

I can only imagine the emptiness one must feel in order to share with XO to this degree.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Disrespectful aromatic home really tough guy

*picks up morning paper, waves to Chandler sitting on the toilet in his bathroom*

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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: clear whorehouse personal credit line

this place is a million dollar shitbox but after sleeping on it i realized that cslg could live wherever he wanted but he's placing a huge value on being close to his family and bestie, which is pretty admirable. i'd move to beverely hills and do blow with sluts.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored Deer Antler Casino



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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Galvanic twisted genital piercing

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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Sable Histrionic Halford

This looks nice but seems like a typical suburban home that a biglaw mid level in LA could afford.

Isn’t CSLG worth like $100 million?

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Date: July 4th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Talented sapphire degenerate

More like $10 now

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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed offensive pit



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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Heady Sexy Kitty

180, looks similar to some of the Airbnbs I stay in Africa. Hearty Congrats 👏

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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Hot Hospital

Starter home shitbox that looks identical to your other starter home shitbox.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: fragrant dark spot nowag

Disco Fries texted me he was buying this house weeks before CSLG bought it

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Date: July 4th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: erotic electric indian lodge

Is it really the same one?

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Date: July 4th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: fragrant dark spot nowag

Yes

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Date: July 4th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: cracking plum community account dingle berry

Sad, pathetic McMansion. You have terrible taste, brother. Your upgraded finishes/surfaces are all incredibly tacky and will look dated in 3-5 years.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Splenetic station love of her life

Is that a saltwater fish tank? Edit: just read your op. Are you still cycling the tank? Have you put anything in yet?

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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: passionate gas station

Congrats. Does the tank have any inhabitants yet?

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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: bearded base faggot firefighter

LJL at all the h8ters. almost all of you have worse houses than this just based on sq footage and prime loc alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49979353)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: ivory deep filthpig

CR. I have a 4k sq foot house with a sick view in a prime location in the SAN FERNANDO VALLEY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982064)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: ivory deep filthpig

Damn, I still got it. About to hit 100 motha fucking comments!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982063)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: clear whorehouse personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982069)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: erotic electric indian lodge

Congrats, brother! 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982083)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Talented sapphire degenerate

still got what? Not a viable marriage or custody of your kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982118)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: ivory deep filthpig

I have custody of my kids, brother. And I have a girlfriend who just turned 25. Life is beautiful. My firm is killing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982213)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Honey-headed offensive pit

https://imgbox.com/g/RfKMCVnE2L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982266)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: ivory deep filthpig

So what did you think!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982272)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: Honey-headed offensive pit

It's fine. I'd like to live there. But those are some things that I'd fix ASAP.

And why don't you get a built-in aquarium if that's one of your hobbies? I think you'd enjoy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982276)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: ivory deep filthpig

Its the difference between spending 15K and 100K. And I don't care that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982286)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction

Low IQ prole: my home is a reflection of my character, I will spend every weekend fixing it up personally until it's perfect

100 IQ Redditor: idgaf, no one will ever notice. Only idiots notice minor details

High IQ billionaire savant: if the inside of the cabinet no one will ever see isn't perfect, then why would anyone buy iPhone Pro Max from my company *pays Johnny Ives millions to fix it* meanwhile family forced to sit on the floor due to nofurniture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982294)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed offensive pit

Those numbers are too high.

In any case, I assumed it was at least a semi-serious hobby. If not, no big deal.

Many wealthy people don't spend too much; they spend too little on the right things. They mistakenly keep optimizing for more wealth, security, and optionality long after money has stopped being the real constraint. It becomes irrational frugality: passing up spending on time, ease, health, relationships, experiences, or meaningful projects that would do more for their well-being than another dollar saved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982328)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Diverse milky main people house

he doesn't have hobbies or interests other than defrauding and fucking young puss. everything else is a facade to seem interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982369)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction

109 countries...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982373)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Splenetic station love of her life

what brand is that tank? it does look pretty cheap. mine is 255 gallons and it cost like $15k. hopefully you didn't pay 2-3 grand for that thing or else it'll break and leak water all over at some point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49990360)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction

Wait what's wrong with white vents? What color are they supposed to be?

*sweats profusely*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982288)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: misunderstood mediation

Teal. Duh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982329)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed offensive pit

Those generic vents with no architectural value should be wall colored.

Even better would be either hidden vents or vents with intentional character.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982330)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction

Kirbymo, I am a huge fan of you and in an ideal world I would hire you to do my home. But as a retarded faggot I can honestly say I didn't even know my vents were white until today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982371)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed offensive pit

There are worse sins, friend. But if you're going to remodel a multi-million dollar house, vents are an easy thing to deal with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982408)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Irradiated masturbator yarmulke

these criticisms are absolutely ridiculous lol

the wire's not straight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49990859)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Impressive Dashing Cruise Ship Preventive Strike

why would you buy this with the kind of money you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982346)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: Honey-headed offensive pit

It seems he's heavily prioritizing location, which could make sense given his family situation. But there's a lot of room for meaningful improvement in that house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982361)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Diverse milky main people house

yeah and that area is full of mcmansions. finding something architecturally interesting is very difficult and often requires a major premium. so i don't fault him for living in a mcmansion.

but he just renovated it. and it looks like he used the cheapest, lowest quality finishes around. everyone with any taste in southern california (who either outgrew or can't afford nice architecture and is relegated to a mcmansion) puts a lot of effort into finishes and decor that make their place personal and beautiful. but when you're an empty fraudster inside, you don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982382)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Impressive Dashing Cruise Ship Preventive Strike

This guy is worth many tens of millions. I refuse to believe that he can't find a good house under $5M that doesn't look like it's waiting for someone to come back from HomeGoods with the decor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982405)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction

In California the land is worth 4.8 million. The house, 200 thou...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982409)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Impressive Dashing Cruise Ship Preventive Strike

IDK where he lives but let's say Encino. He should have gotten something like this for himself:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17319-Magnolia-Blvd-Encino-CA-91316/19978662_zpid/

Still fucking stupid and soulless, but at least has the benefit of having finishes that don't automatically read as cheap, and has the kind of stuff he would like like a theater and a pool.

What's crazy is that he would appear not to live like a miser, exactly, but rather he has the tastes of an actual child, who would never invest in creating a beautiful space but instead fill it with toys.

He should buy a Charger with a scat pack and wrap it in neon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982424)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Yellow indecent therapy

even if i had the money, i wouldn't want to live in that house, personally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982430)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Impressive Dashing Cruise Ship Preventive Strike

Me neither. I'm trying to find an 'elevated' version of CSLG's taste, like putting a little panko on the mac and cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982449)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction

You're looking for high prole/ascended scumbag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982526)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction

He could also find a gf that was bigger than an A cup and wasn't covered in horrific, ugly tattoos. But he's Jewish, my man. He makes the world an uglier place every day. In all things, and all ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982448)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Impressive Dashing Cruise Ship Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982451)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Diverse milky main people house

hate the farmhouse style. especially in southern california

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49990814)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: avocado house-broken locale karate

no taste. its the same reason why he works with 80 IQers and goes on carnival cruises, his taste is bottom level prole. in prior eras he would feel ashamed when his betters mocked him and hire interior decorators, but he doesnt have to do that in this era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982379)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Tripping Ticket Booth Dysfunction

-tasteless

-nouveau riche

-Jewish

-scam artist/fraudster

-horrible husband/father

-serial liar for personal gain in all aspects of life

And then, for no reason at all...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982389)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Impressive Dashing Cruise Ship Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49982407)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: fragrant dark spot nowag

He grew up in this neighborhood and has a nostalgic attachment to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49983144)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:13 AM
Author: irate wonderful shrine

i was preparing to call perfectly executed flame until i saw cslg in the bathroom mirror.

i can never not laugh about how, on top of everything else, his pictures are so reliably terrible. like he just doesn't try whatsoever even when phone cameras make it so easy to take perfect pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49990196)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Irradiated masturbator yarmulke

extremely weird thread. 99% of poster itt don't have as nice a house as that. its a perfectly decent nice house. looks great imo. views are terrific.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49990734)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: clear whorehouse personal credit line

99% of poasters don't have $20+ million. this place is basic af.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49990748)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Irradiated masturbator yarmulke

Its a very nice home. You don't need anything more than that. I would love to live in a home like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49990803)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Diverse milky main people house

he just renovated it and the finishes look like the cheapest home depot finishes you'd see in flip selling for 500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49990818)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Irradiated masturbator yarmulke

It just needs a paint job because there is too much white. But all these houses are built the same. Its the same as the one next door. Who cares if they aren't real hardwood floor. He has little kids (at least 50% of the time) and they would get marked up anyway.

Its got a lot of space. That's the key thing. Its a great home for a single dad. I'm actually surprised you can get one of those Calabasas for $1.7 mil or whatever it was.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49990823)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: ivory deep filthpig

Damn, over 150 now! The king has returned!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49996444)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Adventurous charcoal hunting ground



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: erotic electric indian lodge



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: clear whorehouse personal credit line

OH WHAT A CASTLE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2�id.#49996557)