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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
mint messiness
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
mint messiness
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
mint messiness
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
mint messiness
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
mint messiness
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
mint messiness
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
mint messiness
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
mint messiness
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
mint messiness
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
slippery shivering associate piazza
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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  05/22/26
Colt
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stubborn adventurous mediation
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Startled Multi-colored Mental Disorder
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Sepia Domesticated Shrine New Version
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
razzle buff center
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I thought this was America
Sepia Domesticated Shrine New Version
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Fragrant Affirmative Action Wrinkle
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Talented Mentally Impaired Chapel Antidepressant Drug
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Vermilion bat-shit-crazy den
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Silver soul-stirring business firm organic girlfriend
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Silver soul-stirring business firm organic girlfriend
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Startled Multi-colored Mental Disorder
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
Floppy Hell Cumskin
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
  05/22/26
lol
slippery shivering associate piazza
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
fantasy-prone wagecucks
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Concupiscible indigo hunting ground
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Concupiscible indigo hunting ground
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Link?
Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Concupiscible indigo hunting ground
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Vengeful rehab
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They have a pretty sick IG
Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Concupiscible indigo hunting ground
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
thriller faggot firefighter trump supporter
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke
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AI
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: mint messiness

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: mint messiness

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: mint messiness

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: mint messiness

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: mint messiness

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: mint messiness

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: mint messiness

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: mint messiness

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: mint messiness

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: mint messiness



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: mint messiness



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: mint messiness



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: mint messiness



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: mint messiness



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: mint messiness



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: mint messiness



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: mint messiness



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: mint messiness



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: mint messiness



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: mint messiness



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: mint messiness



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: mint messiness



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: slippery shivering associate piazza

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

Shipley the dog tp

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: razzle buff center



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Sepia Domesticated Shrine New Version



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: slap-happy histrionic stage persian



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Silver soul-stirring business firm organic girlfriend



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: stubborn adventurous mediation



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: bistre tanning salon

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Startled Multi-colored Mental Disorder

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Sepia Domesticated Shrine New Version

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: vivacious crawly garrison internal respiration



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Sepia Domesticated Shrine New Version

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: razzle buff center

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Sepia Domesticated Shrine New Version

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Fragrant Affirmative Action Wrinkle

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Talented Mentally Impaired Chapel Antidepressant Drug

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Vermilion bat-shit-crazy den

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Silver soul-stirring business firm organic girlfriend

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: bistre tanning salon

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: black hairraiser french chef pistol

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Silver soul-stirring business firm organic girlfriend

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Startled Multi-colored Mental Disorder

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: slippery shivering associate piazza

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: fantasy-prone wagecucks

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�id.#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: demanding gaping fortuitous meteor

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: razzle buff center

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: cracking resort water buffalo

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: deep jade locale

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Floppy Hell Cumskin

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: deep jade locale

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Floppy Hell Cumskin

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: aromatic cowardly famous landscape painting

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: deep jade locale

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Drunken flirting dilemma

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: slippery shivering associate piazza

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: fantasy-prone wagecucks

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible indigo hunting ground

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible indigo hunting ground

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible indigo hunting ground

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Brilliant Abnormal Alpha

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Vengeful rehab

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible indigo hunting ground

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Tantric abode

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: thriller faggot firefighter trump supporter

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: sable international law enforcement agency

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Topaz self-absorbed university yarmulke

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: bistre tanning salon

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: razzle buff center

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: tan federal pocket flask

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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