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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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fragrant scarlet foreskin
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Jfc
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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  04/09/23
sure bud
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Aquamarine area
  04/08/23
This is so fucked up.
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jet motley tanning salon reading party
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Self-absorbed Tantric Persian
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
Magical field
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
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  04/09/23
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Pontificating electric furnace
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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pearl useless station telephone
  03/10/24
TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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ungodly university roommate
  04/08/23
Big if true
Snowy mother
  04/08/23
So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
pearl useless station telephone
  04/08/23
The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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jet motley tanning salon reading party
  04/09/23
Tick tock spaceporn
bright cerebral corner
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
razzmatazz step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
bright cerebral corner
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I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
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Pontificating electric furnace
  04/09/23
Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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infuriating ticket booth
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flatulent cocky party of the first part background story
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
Fantasy-prone fanboi
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
razzmatazz step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
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Histrionic Crusty Stead
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
silver shaky house
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
razzmatazz step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
Histrionic Crusty Stead
  05/10/23
throwaway?
silver shaky house
  05/10/23
I can't say more.
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
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new poaster, first day?
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like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
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This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
cordovan frum messiness
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
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this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone fanboi

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: slippery rehab ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: fragrant scarlet foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: diverse red office stock car

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: bateful therapy

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Pontificating electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: rusted alcoholic feces

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: fragrant scarlet foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy twisted parlor mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Pontificating electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cream senate wrinkle

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Aquamarine area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Crusty Stead

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: jet motley tanning salon reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Tantric Persian

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Magical field

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Iridescent rough-skinned native

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Pontificating electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: mint hot potus main people

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: pearl useless station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: flatulent cocky party of the first part background story

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: ungodly university roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Snowy mother

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: pearl useless station telephone

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone fanboi

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: jet motley tanning salon reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: bright cerebral corner

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: bright cerebral corner

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Pontificating electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: big dark cruise ship

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Cowardly laughsome space

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: infuriating ticket booth



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: flatulent cocky party of the first part background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone fanboi

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone fanboi

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Histrionic Crusty Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac at-the-ready forum

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Sooty address factory reset button

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: fragrant scarlet foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: silver shaky house

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: razzmatazz step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Histrionic Crusty Stead

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: silver shaky house

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Histrionic Crusty Stead

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: silver shaky house

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Histrionic Crusty Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac at-the-ready forum

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: diverse red office stock car

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac at-the-ready forum

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: cordovan frum messiness

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Magical field

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: silver shaky house

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: cordovan frum messiness

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: infuriating ticket booth

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: floppy theater filthpig



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: infuriating ticket booth



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Impressive Mauve Orchestra Pit Police Squad

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling lay puppy



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: silver shaky house



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: sickened chestnut business firm



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Magical field

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: floppy theater filthpig



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Adventurous Meetinghouse



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Aquamarine area



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Frisky national security agency

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2�id.#47689636)



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