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Just realized George Michael - Father Figure is about “grooming”

Somehow this flew under the radar… I will be your ...
Razzmatazz shrine stain
  11/22/23
was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine"...
Costumed swollen party of the first part step-uncle's house
  11/22/23
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Plum maniacal useless brakes piazza
  09/30/25
"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"
Godawful Hominid Wrinkle
  11/22/23
I will be your teacher, preacher Anything you had in mind
insecure quadroon
  11/22/23
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Razzmatazz shrine stain
  12/04/23
Holy fuck
medicated marvelous parlor community account
  11/22/23
it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was str...
Stirring Sick Dilemma Chad
  11/22/23
Bill Hicks knew https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmX...
Razzmatazz shrine stain
  11/22/23
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flushed vibrant national hissy fit
  08/09/26
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Supple seedy kitty
  11/23/23
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Supple seedy kitty
  04/28/24
Women are 180
Floppy poppy theatre
  12/15/24
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insecure quadroon
  08/09/26
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Very tactful boyish stead kitty cat
  12/15/24
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Razzmatazz shrine stain
  11/23/23
I will be the one who shitpoasts Till The End Of...
insecure quadroon
  11/23/23
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Razzmatazz shrine stain
  11/23/23
wrong. it's about pure love. "George Michael didn't ev...
nofapping slap-happy center
  11/23/23
"In the song, George is searching for something "s...
nofapping slap-happy center
  11/23/23
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nofapping slap-happy center
  11/26/23
I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody wa...
Fear-inspiring hall turdskin
  11/26/23
the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands
nofapping slap-happy center
  11/26/23
I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even im...
Fear-inspiring hall turdskin
  11/26/23
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Razzmatazz shrine stain
  11/29/23
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insecure quadroon
  12/15/24
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Godawful Hominid Wrinkle
  09/30/25
Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was b...
beady-eyed school
  04/28/24
180 song
metal cruise ship incel
  12/04/23
He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the...
Razzmatazz shrine stain
  12/04/23
is he not good at melody or something? he's got some grea...
metal cruise ship incel
  12/04/23
he was purely a producer driven act
Razzmatazz shrine stain
  12/04/23
WTF dude was talented as fuck
passionate big-titted nibblets milk
  12/15/24
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Razzmatazz shrine stain
  12/19/23


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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine stain

Somehow this flew under the radar…

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: Costumed swollen party of the first part step-uncle's house

was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine" when I blurted out, "WHat the what, your what in WHAAAA?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2�id.#47087159)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Plum maniacal useless brakes piazza



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: Godawful Hominid Wrinkle

"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: insecure quadroon

I will be your teacher, preacher

Anything you had in mind

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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine stain



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: medicated marvelous parlor community account

Holy fuck

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Stirring Sick Dilemma Chad

it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was straight for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2�id.#47087294)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine stain

Bill Hicks knew

https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmXn31qBbm5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2�id.#47087300)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: flushed vibrant national hissy fit



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Supple seedy kitty



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Supple seedy kitty



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Floppy poppy theatre

Women are 180

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Date: August 9th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: insecure quadroon



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Very tactful boyish stead kitty cat



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine stain



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: insecure quadroon

I will be the one who shitpoasts

Till

The

End

Of

Time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2�id.#47089535)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine stain



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: nofapping slap-happy center

wrong. it's about pure love.

"George Michael didn't ever specifically reveal what 'Father Figure' was about, but a lot can be gleaned from its lyrics. A love song, it features the narrator desperately wanting to be in a close and sexual relationship with someone they admire, and to also look after and be their 'father figure' of some kind."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2�id.#47089621)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: nofapping slap-happy center

"In the song, George is searching for something "sacred" in a sexual partner, and hopes that it will protect both of them.

He also mentions something illegal, either literally or in the minds of others, singing “I have had enough of crime and "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime.” This potentially alludes to the general feeling towards gay people back in the 1980s, plus gay relationships were still illegal in many parts of the world (and still is).

The line “Put your tiny hand in mine" is particularly controversial. George was only 24 at the time, but he had a masculine image that made him seem far more mature than he was.

Whoever he was singing to, he wants to play the father or "teacher" role and act out the figure that Princess Diana and other women, men and young fans wanted him to be. He wanted to be their protector."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2�id.#47089627)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: nofapping slap-happy center



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring hall turdskin

I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody was even really considering the possibility he was gay. It really was a simpler, better time. I assumed "put your tiny hand in mine" was because it was a girl with naturally smaller hands than his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2�id.#47102601)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: nofapping slap-happy center

the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2�id.#47102616)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring hall turdskin

I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even imagine it could be about a kid or a man. Simpler times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2�id.#47102621)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine stain



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: insecure quadroon



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Godawful Hominid Wrinkle



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed school

Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was basically screaming that he was gay in the 80s but everyone kept thinking "I bet he gets a ton of chicks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJHsmzTUug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2�id.#47616759)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: metal cruise ship incel

180 song

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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine stain

He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the melody. Some producer created that song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2�id.#47131312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: metal cruise ship incel

is he not good at melody or something?

he's got some great songs. One More try is another 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2�id.#47131320)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine stain

he was purely a producer driven act

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2�id.#47131380)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: passionate big-titted nibblets milk

WTF dude was talented as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2�id.#48452738)



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Date: December 19th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine stain



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