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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
jade seedy scourge upon the earth point
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
dead stag film patrolman
  04/18/25
Cr.
snowy vivacious hospital background story
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Spectacular indian lodge
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
glassy prole
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
cheese-eating buck-toothed den pocket flask
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Abusive new version
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Cowardly location
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Cowardly location
  04/18/25
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Adulterous Histrionic Gas Station Useless Brakes
  04/18/25
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Razzmatazz partner jew
  08/17/26
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Burgundy blood rage
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
180 rusted brunch weed whacker
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Thriller Idiotic Hall Trump Supporter
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Thriller Idiotic Hall Trump Supporter
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Adulterous Histrionic Gas Station Useless Brakes
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Thriller Idiotic Hall Trump Supporter
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Thriller Idiotic Hall Trump Supporter
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Vigorous trailer park water buffalo
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Thriller Idiotic Hall Trump Supporter
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Adulterous Histrionic Gas Station Useless Brakes
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
laughsome orchestra pit
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Adulterous Histrionic Gas Station Useless Brakes
  04/18/25
Ty friend
laughsome orchestra pit
  04/18/25
...
Frisky navy crackhouse bbw
  08/17/26
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Frisky navy crackhouse bbw
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
adventurous address
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
adventurous address
  04/18/25
...
Exhilarant dark piazza
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Thriller Idiotic Hall Trump Supporter
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
...
Burgundy blood rage
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Buff cerebral really tough guy
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
laughsome orchestra pit
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
dead stag film patrolman
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  08/17/26
...
Frisky navy crackhouse bbw
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Cowardly location
  08/17/26
ur dumb
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Cowardly location
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Cowardly location
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
soul-stirring fluffy menage
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
soul-stirring fluffy menage
  08/17/26
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naked odious community account main people
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
adventurous address
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
adventurous address
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Spectacular indian lodge
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
emerald round eye haunted graveyard
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: jade seedy scourge upon the earth point

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: dead stag film patrolman

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: snowy vivacious hospital background story

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Spectacular indian lodge

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: glassy prole

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: cheese-eating buck-toothed den pocket flask

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Abusive new version

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Cowardly location

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Cowardly location

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Adulterous Histrionic Gas Station Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Razzmatazz partner jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Burgundy blood rage



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: 180 rusted brunch weed whacker

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Thriller Idiotic Hall Trump Supporter

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Thriller Idiotic Hall Trump Supporter

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Adulterous Histrionic Gas Station Useless Brakes

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Thriller Idiotic Hall Trump Supporter

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Thriller Idiotic Hall Trump Supporter

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Vigorous trailer park water buffalo

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Thriller Idiotic Hall Trump Supporter

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Adulterous Histrionic Gas Station Useless Brakes

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: laughsome orchestra pit

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Adulterous Histrionic Gas Station Useless Brakes

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: laughsome orchestra pit

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Frisky navy crackhouse bbw



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Frisky navy crackhouse bbw



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: adventurous address

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: adventurous address

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant dark piazza



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Thriller Idiotic Hall Trump Supporter

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Burgundy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Buff cerebral really tough guy

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: laughsome orchestra pit

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: dead stag film patrolman

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Frisky navy crackhouse bbw



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Cowardly location

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Cowardly location

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Cowardly location

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring fluffy menage

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: soul-stirring fluffy menage

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: naked odious community account main people



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: adventurous address

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: adventurous address

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Spectacular indian lodge

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: emerald round eye haunted graveyard

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�id.#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



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