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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Concupiscible locale
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
infuriating metal gaping
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
abnormal business firm headpube
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
cracking black woman
  08/30/25
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Exhilarant rigor ticket booth
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Hot meetinghouse
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
drab lettuce juggernaut
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Concupiscible locale
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
drab lettuce juggernaut
  08/31/25
...
irradiated sanctuary
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  08/31/25
delusional take
irradiated sanctuary
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
curious school
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Hyperactive hilarious step-uncle's house
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Concupiscible locale
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Concupiscible locale
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Hyperactive hilarious step-uncle's house
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Hyperactive hilarious step-uncle's house
  09/05/25
...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
electric flesh range
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Hyperactive hilarious step-uncle's house
  09/05/25
...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Hyperactive hilarious step-uncle's house
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Concupiscible locale
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
laughsome silver theater
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
laughsome silver theater
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  09/05/25
Kenny
Hyperactive hilarious step-uncle's house
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Concupiscible locale
  09/06/25
...
Rambunctious Onyx Nursing Home Affirmative Action
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  09/06/25
...
Rambunctious Onyx Nursing Home Affirmative Action
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Concupiscible locale
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Saffron razzle-dazzle wagecucks
  09/07/25
Explain
Concupiscible locale
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
iridescent elastic band
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Concupiscible locale
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Concupiscible locale
  09/07/25
...
curious school
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Hyperactive hilarious step-uncle's house
  01/18/26
...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Arousing navy field
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Concupiscible locale
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Concupiscible locale
  02/01/26
🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Crystalline Floppy Senate
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Hyperactive hilarious step-uncle's house
  05/28/26
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startled heady love of her life cruise ship
  05/28/26
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Concupiscible locale
  06/07/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible locale

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: infuriating metal gaping

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: abnormal business firm headpube

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: cracking black woman

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant rigor ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Hot meetinghouse

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: drab lettuce juggernaut

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible locale

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: drab lettuce juggernaut

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: irradiated sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: irradiated sanctuary

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: curious school

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Hyperactive hilarious step-uncle's house

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible locale

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible locale

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Hyperactive hilarious step-uncle's house

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Hyperactive hilarious step-uncle's house

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: electric flesh range

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Hyperactive hilarious step-uncle's house

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Hyperactive hilarious step-uncle's house

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible locale

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: laughsome silver theater

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: laughsome silver theater

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Hyperactive hilarious step-uncle's house

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible locale

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Rambunctious Onyx Nursing Home Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Rambunctious Onyx Nursing Home Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible locale

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Saffron razzle-dazzle wagecucks

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Concupiscible locale

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: iridescent elastic band

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Concupiscible locale

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible locale

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: curious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Hyperactive hilarious step-uncle's house

Bump for AO and healthy meals

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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Arousing navy field

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

wow i called this one re tien

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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible locale

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible locale

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last 𝟏𝟖 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 in which both were in the draw

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑀𝑎𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑑 2024, 𝑤𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑦 𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑦 𝑅𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑣

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Crystalline Floppy Senate

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2�id.#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Hyperactive hilarious step-uncle's house

ran here. kenny vindicated again

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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: startled heady love of her life cruise ship



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Concupiscible locale



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