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I got a lymphatic drainage massage and my diseased toenail fell off
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:45 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin true story, it was 180. I got a fungus infection on my toenail in college and it was never the same after that; it was thick and gross and yellow. it started to get loose early this year, and I got a lymphatic drainage massage in March and it fell off an hour later. it's half grown back now. soon I can have sexy feet, I think. not really sure what that entails actually, maybe there's some other issue that I never noticed because of the rotten toenail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995239) |
Date: July 12th, 2026 8:46 PM Author: Drab charismatic ladyboy roast beef Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995244) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:50 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin hot, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995268) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:05 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin I'm 5'5 and the masseuse was my height. my income is currently $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995442) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:06 PM Author: Bright Learning Disabled Church Building Explain yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995444) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:07 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin female, Between Jobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995446) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:08 PM Author: Bright Learning Disabled Church Building Husband's income? Cans/panties? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995448) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:11 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin bf's income: higher than $0 but definitely less than half of mine when I was employed, not sure exactly
big T&A but currently (temporarily) chubby. but when I'm not chubby I still have substantial T&A. I am a textbook hourglass. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:28 PM Author: Bright Learning Disabled Church Building If flame, I call flame.
If not, I can host. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:33 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin you mean me and my bf right? you in the corner? let's gooo
we're wgwag btw not flame |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: alcoholic turdskin 1am poasts tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49996215) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: high-end godawful pit weed whacker At the risk of sounding like a yuge fag, nothing beats our indomitable psycho-sexual connection imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49996243) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:27 AM Author: high-end godawful pit weed whacker Really? You're 5'5"? I unironically thought you were shorter. I thought you were like 5'3" lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995750) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: alcoholic turdskin lol maybe because you always see how much shorter I get when I take off my shoes/boots? I'm just under 5'5 but I'm like 5'8 in most of the shoes I wear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49996213) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: high-end godawful pit weed whacker 😮 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49996235) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:16 AM Author: garnet state This isn’t Johnsmeyer, jfc you’re dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49996306) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:52 PM Author: razzmatazz cobalt parlour pisswyrm coincidence or do you think there's some connection?
i wonder if you could monetize with a subset of footmos also into disease and disfigurement?
toenails are 120. i nailed my big toe with a ball and jacked it up. it won't grow out because it just continues to work back towards the cuticle. oh well. i'll never be a foot model now. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:59 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin so, I left out part of the story. both of my big toenails were fucky, and right after I lost the first one and before I lost my health insurance, I went to a podiatrist to get the second removed. I told him about the massage and he said that's almost certainly what did it. he said that he had a different patient that he'd been trying to convince to get a lymphatic drainage massage and that he'd tell him my story as inspiration.
too late to monetize because they're beautiful now! but not too late for you!
but also could be worth consulting with a doctor to get the fucked up one dug out if he thinks it might grow in normal. I have medium pain tolerance afaict and it wasn't bad at all. the injections hurt a bit and then there were two times when he started DIGGING and I was like "MOAR anesthetic please." and it was enough of a Legit Procedure to have an excuse to take the day off work and just rest and keep it elevated. would do again. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:05 PM Author: Federal magical market pervert how can you live ur life like this and not try to get a specialist or some shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995530) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:06 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin they were just yellow man it wasn't affecting my life. I just wore polish if I was wearing shoes that showed my toes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995534) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:59 PM Author: Federal magical market pervert ur feet are one of the most important parts of your body surely it hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995650) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:13 AM Author: alcoholic turdskin causality is backwards imo. I'm very much a "beauty is pain" person when it comes to my feet... I always squeeze em in heels and platforms. doing that consistently caused trauma such that the nails never healed even when the fungus was long gone (which took like two weeks of meds). but the fucked up nails didn't make them hurt more or anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995662) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:17 AM Author: Federal magical market pervert just realized this is a bird brain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995670) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:17 AM Author: alcoholic turdskin either way, the weird nails wouldn't hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995671) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:00 PM Author: 180 khaki home Lymph generally doesnt move but since you had it pumped around and moved it may have been all you need to remove your old injury. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995517) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:01 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin exactly, it was on its way out. I also have poor circulation to my extremities in general (low BP) so the massage was a bigger boost than it might have been for some. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995522) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:17 PM Author: 180 khaki home Nice. My wife is a therapist and clients may get really amazing results from lymph drainage. Literally walking out without their complaints and problems. Another one is cranial sacral. There are others too... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995561) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:18 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin cranial sacral massage sounds soooo nice omg
I'm a pretty low-stress person in general but my body carries tension for sure |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:44 PM Author: razzmatazz cobalt parlour pisswyrm https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754533&mc=7&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995621) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:56 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995641) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:00 AM Author: 180 khaki home Yeah it's pretty nuts. I'd definitely try it even if you aren't a stressed out bro. It leaves you in quite a relaxed and what I imagine is a zen state. I'm not really hoodoo guru but it feels like I'd imagine zen feels like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49995724) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:46 AM Author: alcoholic turdskin when I get a job I'm gonna reward myself with one. or if I can find a cheap Groupon. it's relaxing even just watching YouTube videos of them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49996228) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Dark Immigrant Was expecting a disco fries thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49996245) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: alcoholic turdskin 180 tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49996250) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Sickened Elastic Band He would have eaten the toenail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49996269) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: alcoholic turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49996291) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:17 AM Author: garnet state I thought this would be scholarship tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49996309) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:06 AM Author: glittery fishy theater stage sneaky criminal STFU Doobs
Seriously though, this schtick has legs, let it walk |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:57 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin cr, legs and sexy feet (when the nails finish growing back) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2�id.#49997203) |