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#1 retard/prole tell at work

When you ask someone for some information or clarity and the...
dashing liquid oxygen
  07/15/26
This lamentation is credited
Tan fortuitous meteor
  07/15/26
That's not my job.
citrine greedy hospital sound barrier
  07/15/26
fair, but can you at least describe and help get some sort o...
dashing liquid oxygen
  07/15/26
What I do here is I read, enjoy, and interact with Cowgod, T...
citrine greedy hospital sound barrier
  07/15/26
Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergenc...
Vigorous circlehead center
  07/15/26
99% of the time im asking the person with the infomation, th...
dashing liquid oxygen
  07/15/26
Ordering anything other than chicken tenders
Tan fortuitous meteor
  07/15/26
...
Grizzly internal respiration roommate
  07/15/26
i fucking hate lawyers you all need to die i guarantee...
confused vibrant generalized bond stage
  07/15/26
You get credit for the first two statements You will get ...
Tan fortuitous meteor
  07/15/26
i would need an example of the questions op is asking and t...
confused vibrant generalized bond stage
  07/15/26
Asking someone who deals with managing inventory "he...
dashing liquid oxygen
  07/15/26
oh ur just a beta. that's fine. my apologies
confused vibrant generalized bond stage
  07/15/26
oh yes. My bad for asking a question to the people who have ...
dashing liquid oxygen
  07/15/26
Lol, this. So much this
blathering fear-inspiring chad place of business
  07/15/26
(guy who interacts with normals at work)
dashing liquid oxygen
  07/16/26
Good job dodging a question intended to be illustrative of y...
Tan fortuitous meteor
  07/15/26
im not a lawyer.
dashing liquid oxygen
  07/15/26
Not quitting tomorrow
marvelous canary casino
  07/15/26
this reminds me of the interactions I've had with cops insid...
haunting balding coldplay fan
  07/15/26
explain are you representing criminal?
slap-happy halford
  07/15/26
no I've just had plenty of experiences with cops in and out ...
haunting balding coldplay fan
  07/15/26
i have this guy who i avoid asking questions any time i h...
Spectacular stain athletic conference
  07/15/26
He’s the smart one in this situation, hth
marvelous canary casino
  07/15/26
why? everytime i want him to shut the fuck up i ask him a qu...
Spectacular stain athletic conference
  07/15/26
If you're a software developer, the #1 Prole Tell is people ...
Mewling Base
  07/15/26
sounds like u work with an unfortunate number of jeets wh...
confused vibrant generalized bond stage
  07/15/26
🎯
Mewling Base
  07/15/26
Birdbrains do this too. “Hi there!” “Good...
Low-t self-absorbed den
  07/15/26
I hate it too but I have heard the explanation of: they don'...
haunting balding coldplay fan
  07/15/26
What kind of retard shares their whole screen? I only share...
internet-worthy range faggotry
  07/15/26
hmm at the time I had this discussion I don't remember wheth...
haunting balding coldplay fan
  07/15/26
that's why you never ever work on your actual computer, u re...
confused vibrant generalized bond stage
  07/15/26
If you do that with legal shit, people ask you to "zoom...
Tan fortuitous meteor
  07/15/26
all the time. You got 2-3 screens. Just keep 1 screen with w...
dashing liquid oxygen
  07/15/26
Why would you do that when it's no harder to just share the ...
Tan fortuitous meteor
  07/15/26
if you want to show multiple applications. e.g. terminal, we...
haunting balding coldplay fan
  07/15/26
Yeah, I just remembered above there are plenty of non-lawyer...
Tan fortuitous meteor
  07/15/26
yeah this subthread started out about software engs so some ...
haunting balding coldplay fan
  07/15/26
like the person below said, are u gonna switch the app windo...
dashing liquid oxygen
  07/15/26
omg i see this every day
Spectacular stain athletic conference
  07/15/26
indians. specifically fob indians. often with names like ven...
Glittery Blood Rage Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/15/26
Its ur fault for being in a position where you rely on prole...
Bat Shit Crazy House-broken Sanctuary Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/15/26
Kinda hard to improve the operations of a business without i...
dashing liquid oxygen
  07/15/26
I eat the fish
carmine impertinent menage
  07/15/26
What language is OP written in? I have no clue what he&rsquo...
Bearded stag film filthpig
  07/15/26
cr OP is a retard/prole
hairraiser church building
  07/17/26
"When you ask someone for some information or clarity a...
dashing liquid oxygen
  07/17/26
Aren't you some guy who works in Thailand?
Sapphire deep brunch windowlicker
  07/15/26
that was 2010s my friend. havent lived in thailand is almost...
dashing liquid oxygen
  07/16/26
Wow, almost half a decade.
Sapphire deep brunch windowlicker
  07/16/26
ya. So been in North America last 4 years... so no I dont li...
dashing liquid oxygen
  07/16/26
happened again today. different person
dashing liquid oxygen
  07/17/26


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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: dashing liquid oxygen

When you ask someone for some information or clarity and they respond by telling you what they do.

This is the single biggest difference between those making under $100k and more making $100k+. They are unable to think about what info, data, etc they have and try to answer questions/get clarity on something, but rather they can only describe their work inputs and outputs and the process they do between and hope that answers your questions.

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002171)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Tan fortuitous meteor

This lamentation is credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002174)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: citrine greedy hospital sound barrier

That's not my job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002181)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: dashing liquid oxygen

fair, but can you at least describe and help get some sort of understanding of whats going on involving your work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002189)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: citrine greedy hospital sound barrier

What I do here is I read, enjoy, and interact with Cowgod, TT, and Cock of Michael Obama poasts. That's my job. Ok??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002207)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Vigorous circlehead center

Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002221)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: dashing liquid oxygen

99% of the time im asking the person with the infomation, they just dont know it and only process things and dont even understand/know what info they have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002225)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Tan fortuitous meteor

Ordering anything other than chicken tenders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002172)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Grizzly internal respiration roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002671)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: confused vibrant generalized bond stage

i fucking hate lawyers

you all need to die

i guarantee you just ask shit like an aspie retard lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002173)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Tan fortuitous meteor

You get credit for the first two statements

You will get credit for the third if you can properly elaborate on it ITT, such as by creating an illustrative hypothetical conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002175)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: confused vibrant generalized bond stage

i would need an example of the questions op is asking and to whom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002191)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: dashing liquid oxygen

Asking someone who deals with managing inventory

"hey, for location A, can I get the estimated $ amount of inventory there and a list detailing it? whatever is the most recent thanks"

And I get 3 emails, multiple files, none of it answering my question, and walked through a process where the location people send them X data, she puts in it folder Y, she puts the values in file Z, etc. And I have to stop and be like... can I get the inventory at location A?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002196)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: confused vibrant generalized bond stage

oh ur just a beta. that's fine. my apologies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002210)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: dashing liquid oxygen

oh yes. My bad for asking a question to the people who have the information to ask it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002222)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: blathering fear-inspiring chad place of business

Lol, this. So much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002640)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: dashing liquid oxygen

(guy who interacts with normals at work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50003733)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Tan fortuitous meteor

Good job dodging a question intended to be illustrative of your third point, or to at least bring you down to our level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002281)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: dashing liquid oxygen

im not a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002190)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: marvelous canary casino

Not quitting tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002197)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: haunting balding coldplay fan

this reminds me of the interactions I've had with cops inside police stations. they can't answer questions or evaluate situations on an individual basis. they can just recite and execute procedure and they short-circuit if the current situation doesn't fit into the exact scenarios they're used to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002201)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: slap-happy halford

explain are you representing criminal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002203)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: haunting balding coldplay fan

no I've just had plenty of experiences with cops in and out of stations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002206)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: Spectacular stain athletic conference

i have this guy who i avoid asking questions

any time i have to ask a question of him it will be a 30 min long monologue and 90% of the time it doesnt answer my question at all

ive even just said all i need is a yes or no and he is incapable of doing so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002202)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: marvelous canary casino

He’s the smart one in this situation, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002205)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Spectacular stain athletic conference

why? everytime i want him to shut the fuck up i ask him a question and watch him drone on as i listen to a podcast on my headbud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002633)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: Mewling Base

If you're a software developer, the #1 Prole Tell is people who message you with "Hello Juan"

and then wait for you to respond hello back before detailing what their question is

https://nohello.net/en/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002209)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: confused vibrant generalized bond stage

sounds like u work with an unfortunate number of jeets

when i had to they all did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002214)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: Mewling Base

🎯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002215)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Low-t self-absorbed den

Birdbrains do this too. “Hi there!” “Good morning!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002691)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: haunting balding coldplay fan

I hate it too but I have heard the explanation of: they don't know if you're screen sharing, and sending an initial message allows the recipient to quickly turn off notifs so nothing pops up for any unintended audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002226)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:54 PM
Author: internet-worthy range faggotry

What kind of retard shares their whole screen? I only share individual applications. Or if I need to switch between multiple applications, I only share a carefully chosen part of my screen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002247)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: haunting balding coldplay fan

hmm at the time I had this discussion I don't remember whether they would've meant screen sharing via conferencing software or projecting their screen to an IRL room of people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002250)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: confused vibrant generalized bond stage

that's why you never ever work on your actual computer, u remote in to the work laptop and share that screen instead. or at least a VM

sharing the entire screen is often pretty useful. i side by side windows quite frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002255)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Tan fortuitous meteor

If you do that with legal shit, people ask you to "zoom in more" or complain they can't see anything before quickly giving up and losing hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002292)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: dashing liquid oxygen

all the time. You got 2-3 screens. Just keep 1 screen with whatever you want to share. How retarded are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002267)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Tan fortuitous meteor

Why would you do that when it's no harder to just share the particular window you want to share? What the fuck is going on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002289)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: haunting balding coldplay fan

if you want to show multiple applications. e.g. terminal, web browser, IDE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002291)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Tan fortuitous meteor

Yeah, I just remembered above there are plenty of non-lawyers on this site. We need to stay zoomed in to have any hope of getting through a meaningful discussion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002296)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: haunting balding coldplay fan

yeah this subthread started out about software engs so some of us are coming at it from that perspective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002301)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: dashing liquid oxygen

like the person below said, are u gonna switch the app window back and forth? do you only use 1 app for work for something? its 1000x easier just to share a window

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002320)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Spectacular stain athletic conference

omg i see this every day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002622)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Glittery Blood Rage Twinkling Uncleanness

indians. specifically fob indians. often with names like venkat, srini, or gurpreet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002653)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy House-broken Sanctuary Mad-dog Skullcap

Its ur fault for being in a position where you rely on proles/retards for jerb stuff. Only time I see emails from them is when they inadvertently send some prole retard email to a listhost of 10,000k employees and we all get to see their clownish font, formatting, and email sigs.

In the rare instance where I have to interact with a prole retard for work, I make sure not to overwhelm or overstimulate them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002714)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: dashing liquid oxygen

Kinda hard to improve the operations of a business without interacting with the people who run the tasks of the business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002724)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: carmine impertinent menage

I eat the fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002719)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: Bearded stag film filthpig

What language is OP written in? I have no clue what he’s saying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50002725)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: hairraiser church building

cr

OP is a retard/prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50006245)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: dashing liquid oxygen

"When you ask someone for some information or clarity and they respond by telling you what they do. "

you dont understand that? you might be my retarded coworker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50006252)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Sapphire deep brunch windowlicker

Aren't you some guy who works in Thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50003013)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: dashing liquid oxygen

that was 2010s my friend. havent lived in thailand is almost half a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50003730)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Sapphire deep brunch windowlicker

Wow, almost half a decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50003979)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: dashing liquid oxygen

ya. So been in North America last 4 years... so no I dont live in Asia and havent for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50003982)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: dashing liquid oxygen

happened again today. different person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2�id.#50006227)