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Emilio how much money did you lose on your JAP ex?

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glittery crackhouse
  08/20/26
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f...
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/23/26
We were in high school at the time so $0 - one weird trick f...
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/20/26
That IS One Weird Trick. And she wasn't so orthodox that she...
glittery crackhouse
  08/20/26
Liberal art hoe (always worked in the arts or art-adjacent f...
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/20/26
You're still in love with her
glittery crackhouse
  08/20/26
Thankfully no because my other serious high school gf (white...
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/20/26
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pink institution
  08/20/26
literal females on a (mostly) friendly jury in your golden (...
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glittery crackhouse
  08/20/26
The Journey Home of Diving Bells and Butterflies... 🪽
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/20/26
So, to be clear, no more art hos?
glittery crackhouse
  08/20/26
To be clear: I really, really like women (and men, but mostl...
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/20/26
I'm almost solely attracted to pale brunettes with no tattoo...
glittery crackhouse
  08/20/26
>and appreciate zozo or zozo adjacent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/20/26
Gothlite girls next door tp 🥰
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/20/26
I can fix her.
glittery crackhouse
  08/20/26
(Prestige Trophy Wives) ☺️
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/20/26
When I make a mil a year I'm gonna cop LI gothlite JAP gf
glittery crackhouse
  08/20/26
987654323456789876543234567898765432345678987
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/20/26
180
Orchid floppy library prole
  08/20/26
The JAP-themed anecdote-appreciator 🥰
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/20/26
Not flame last weekend I was driving to a wedding and right ...
Orchid floppy library prole
  08/20/26
1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/20/26
One of my favorite random slice of life childhood memories i...
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/20/26
Holy shit my boomer dad is the same way. He doesn't think an...
glittery crackhouse
  08/20/26
Boomers are 180, in all senses of the expression 😋
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/20/26
speaking of weddings and natalie imbruglia, she was once mar...
topaz partner
  08/20/26
Is it true that he "wasn't ready to settle down" f...
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/20/26
it's hard to know what the truth is when it's in print. i c...
topaz partner
  08/20/26
I thoroughly enjoyed everything about this poast from beginn...
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/21/26
After all these poasts Forget about all the troubled (1)s.....
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pink institution
  08/21/26
aryan marvel diorama tp
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/21/26
I'm watching you poast below me And I've got the greatest r...
topaz partner
  08/21/26
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/21/26
I can actually hear this melody + lyrics combo clearly in my...
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/21/26
Great thread
Curious Casino
  08/21/26
Took the words right out of my mouth my dear gibberish 🐶
Supple water buffalo chapel
  08/21/26


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Date: August 20th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: glittery crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50080538)



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Date: August 23rd, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50087138)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

We were in high school at the time so $0 - one weird trick for pleasantly nostalgic memories as it turns out 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50080801)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: glittery crackhouse

That IS One Weird Trick. And she wasn't so orthodox that she was willing to date a goy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081033)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

Liberal art hoe (always worked in the arts or art-adjacent fields where pay doesn't matter because parents are rich and supportive, still looks great in her early 30s other than a few bizarre tattoo choices obviously, no interest in non-fur baby kids it also goes without saying given her demographic) with a white dad and JAP mom = 100% golden retriever-ish, somehow 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081499)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: glittery crackhouse

You're still in love with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081551)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

Thankfully no because my other serious high school gf (white Los Feliz art hoe) was even more 180 in all the nostalgic senses and followed a similar life trajectory minus the tattoos, but I'll always have a soft spot for discussing my gorgeous (semi? demi? hemi?)JAP next door in particular here at ZoZo.com for obvious reasons, lmao

(it's also funny looking back that I found the art hoe outlook so endearing in my teens but then lost all interest in that lifestyle after high school even though I genuinely like my exes from those years, genuinely sweet people who were always gracious and composed - far more than I was at that age - no matter what crazy situations came our way... and yes I'm gay in case all my previous poasting didn't make that obvious) 😝

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081573)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: pink institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081584)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

literal females on a (mostly) friendly jury in your golden (retriever) age memory palace... 🐾

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081594)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: glittery crackhouse



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

The Journey Home of Diving Bells and Butterflies... 🪽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081635)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: glittery crackhouse

So, to be clear, no more art hos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081637)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

To be clear: I really, really like women (and men, but mostly online these days!) though for better or worse not any more experiences re: that ethereal poast-modern demographic, and not even any temptation in that direction thankfully. What about you? Do you have a certain type at this point you gravitate to or just certain undefinable individuals you like, or both?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081641)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: glittery crackhouse

I'm almost solely attracted to pale brunettes with no tattoos. I would say most of my gfs fall into similar patterns. I wouldn't say there's a mold but definitely a genre. All my exes came from intact families and had a good relationship with their fathers. Aside from that not sure if artho or not artho. I think as long as they're educated and appreciate zozo or zozo adjacent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081646)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

>and appreciate zozo or zozo adjacent

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081654)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

Gothlite girls next door tp 🥰

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081655)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: glittery crackhouse

I can fix her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081659)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

(Prestige Trophy Wives) ☺️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081663)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: glittery crackhouse

When I make a mil a year I'm gonna cop LI gothlite JAP gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081669)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081680)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Orchid floppy library prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081555)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:07 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

The JAP-themed anecdote-appreciator 🥰

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081578)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Orchid floppy library prole

Not flame last weekend I was driving to a wedding and right before I arrived Torn came on perfectly queued to end the moment it was time to park, and I exited my car thinking of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081591)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081603)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

One of my favorite random slice of life childhood memories is how my dad loved when Torn came on either on the Y2K era radio or my older sister's CD, and you could tell he was otherwise indifferent to most of the current thing culturally (he was one of those lovable 1950s-born and raised SoCal boomers who thought Beach Boys and CCR were basically the only pop music worth listening to, and it's hard to argue because I love so many things from so many eras and centuries but could still be okay with those 2 only if need be) 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081611)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: glittery crackhouse

Holy shit my boomer dad is the same way. He doesn't think any music exists after 1989. He is almost 70 and has never heard of Nirvana.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081701)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

Boomers are 180, in all senses of the expression 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081723)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: topaz partner

speaking of weddings and natalie imbruglia, she was once married to daniel johns of silverchair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081674)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

Is it true that he "wasn't ready to settle down" for real and fumbled starting a family with her relatively young together? Unironic musical genius but it broke my heart to read that in what seemed like a credible discussion (but obviously I'm an outsider to their life so who the Eff really knows)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081686)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: topaz partner

it's hard to know what the truth is when it's in print. i can say that he's always seemed very unserious and cloaked in sarcasm and doublespeak. very cobain-esque in the way he derided fame while simultaneously seeking attention and being outlandish.

their bassist had his restaurant burn up and battled cancer and daniel didn't even reach out. that's pretty cold.

i guess what i'm getting at is that his one true love, other than himself, is men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50081856)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

I thoroughly enjoyed everything about this poast from beginning to end, tyvmft - reads like the experience of listening to a classic Silverchair song come to think of it 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50082090)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

After all these poasts

Forget about all the troubled (1)s...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50082093)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: pink institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50082097)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

aryan marvel diorama tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50082101)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: topaz partner

I'm watching you poast below me

And I've got the greatest reply of all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50083104)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50083385)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

I can actually hear this melody + lyrics combo clearly in my head, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50083421)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Curious Casino

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50083453)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: Supple water buffalo chapel

Took the words right out of my mouth my dear gibberish 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895257&forum_id=2�id.#50084073)