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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Costumed Arousing Hall
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
doobsian market sandwich
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
big-titted translucent tattoo gas station
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Magical range keepsake machete
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
slate national
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
cracking sapphire hospital
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Curious garrison
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Bonkers meetinghouse knife
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
disgusting stead laser beams
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
chocolate low-t address
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
poppy becky
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
at-the-ready vigorous stag film roommate
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
aquamarine parlor
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Mind-boggling duck-like stage
  06/30/25
cr
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
disgusting stead laser beams
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
cyan crackhouse queen of the night
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
at-the-ready vigorous stag film roommate
  06/30/25
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avocado depressive sex offender
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
poppy becky
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Mind-boggling duck-like stage
  06/30/25
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Trip blue windowlicker
  07/01/25
*bussy
Flushed submissive really tough guy chapel
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
cracking sapphire hospital
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
adventurous sanctuary hairy legs
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
electric mentally impaired crotch
  06/30/25
fuck
poppy becky
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
adventurous sanctuary hairy legs
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Costumed Arousing Hall
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
poppy becky
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
cyan crackhouse queen of the night
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  06/30/25
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unhinged aromatic base legend
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Yapping cuckold
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
aggressive hell toaster
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
harsh insane university
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
aggressive hell toaster
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
avocado depressive sex offender
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
aggressive hell toaster
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Nudist Free-loading Party Of The First Part
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Honey-headed turdskin associate
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Purple nursing home
  06/30/25
tcr
avocado depressive sex offender
  07/01/25
just jump
fear-inspiring sickened cuck
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  06/30/25
...
titillating self-absorbed hominid point
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
magenta motley background story
  06/30/25
wow
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Hyperventilating Weed Whacker
  06/30/25
JFC man
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Bonkers meetinghouse knife
  06/30/25
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fear-inspiring sickened cuck
  06/30/25
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poppy becky
  06/30/25
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at-the-ready vigorous stag film roommate
  06/30/25
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gaped onyx kitchen genital piercing
  06/30/25
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Ruby bat shit crazy heaven
  06/30/25
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Honey-headed turdskin associate
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Purple nursing home
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Yapping cuckold
  06/30/25
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razzle nofapping digit ratio
  07/01/25
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Trip blue windowlicker
  07/01/25
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Vivacious fighting dilemma
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
impertinent potus station
  07/01/25
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cerebral snowy plaza elastic band
  07/01/25
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big-titted translucent tattoo gas station
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
slate national
  06/30/25
bro
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  06/30/25
...
Purple nursing home
  06/30/25
lol
avocado depressive sex offender
  07/01/25
...
Vermilion Skinny Woman
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
brass rough-skinned state pistol
  06/30/25
jfc
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
disgusting stead laser beams
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
gaped onyx kitchen genital piercing
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Ruby bat shit crazy heaven
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
avocado depressive sex offender
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
brass rough-skinned state pistol
  07/01/25
...
harsh insane university
  07/01/25
...
Ruby bat shit crazy heaven
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
cerebral snowy plaza elastic band
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
infuriating judgmental nibblets
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
cyan crackhouse queen of the night
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
poppy becky
  06/30/25
...
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  07/01/25
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Stimulating Milk Church
  07/01/25
lol
avocado depressive sex offender
  07/01/25
...
fear-inspiring sickened cuck
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Supple wild community account
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
hot bearded macaca
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
learning disabled appetizing idea he suggested location
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
aqua school
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
ivory wonderful travel guidebook
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Stimulating Milk Church
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Olive charismatic institution
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
avocado depressive sex offender
  07/01/25
...
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Trip blue windowlicker
  07/01/25
😟
big opaque blood rage
  07/01/25
...
soul-stirring topaz national security agency
  07/01/25
holy shit
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Stimulating Milk Church
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Dead faggot firefighter set
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
cerebral snowy plaza elastic band
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
cracking sapphire hospital
  07/01/25
...
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
cerebral snowy plaza elastic band
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
cerebral snowy plaza elastic band
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
magenta motley background story
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
cracking sapphire hospital
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Spectacular sooty abode
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Trip blue windowlicker
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Red Area Dragon
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  07/06/25
...
magenta motley background story
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Chartreuse nubile organic girlfriend
  07/06/25
...
Ruby bat shit crazy heaven
  07/06/25
lol
avocado depressive sex offender
  07/07/25
wow
Drunken concupiscible deer antler
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Costumed Arousing Hall

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: doobsian market sandwich

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: big-titted translucent tattoo gas station

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Magical range keepsake machete

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: slate national

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: cracking sapphire hospital

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Curious garrison

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Bonkers meetinghouse knife

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: disgusting stead laser beams

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: chocolate low-t address

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: poppy becky

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: at-the-ready vigorous stag film roommate

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: aquamarine parlor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling duck-like stage

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: disgusting stead laser beams

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: cyan crackhouse queen of the night

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: at-the-ready vigorous stag film roommate

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: avocado depressive sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: poppy becky

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling duck-like stage

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Trip blue windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Flushed submissive really tough guy chapel

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: cracking sapphire hospital

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: adventurous sanctuary hairy legs

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: electric mentally impaired crotch

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: poppy becky

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: adventurous sanctuary hairy legs

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Costumed Arousing Hall

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: poppy becky

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: cyan crackhouse queen of the night

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: unhinged aromatic base legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Yapping cuckold

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: aggressive hell toaster

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: harsh insane university

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: aggressive hell toaster

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: avocado depressive sex offender

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: aggressive hell toaster

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Nudist Free-loading Party Of The First Part

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed turdskin associate

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Purple nursing home

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: avocado depressive sex offender

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: fear-inspiring sickened cuck

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: titillating self-absorbed hominid point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: magenta motley background story

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Weed Whacker

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Bonkers meetinghouse knife

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: fear-inspiring sickened cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: poppy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready vigorous stag film roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: gaped onyx kitchen genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Ruby bat shit crazy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed turdskin associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Purple nursing home

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Yapping cuckold

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: razzle nofapping digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Trip blue windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Vivacious fighting dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: impertinent potus station

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: cerebral snowy plaza elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: big-titted translucent tattoo gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: slate national

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Purple nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: avocado depressive sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Vermilion Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned state pistol

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: disgusting stead laser beams

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: gaped onyx kitchen genital piercing

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Ruby bat shit crazy heaven

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: avocado depressive sex offender

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: brass rough-skinned state pistol

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: harsh insane university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Ruby bat shit crazy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: cerebral snowy plaza elastic band

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: infuriating judgmental nibblets

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: cyan crackhouse queen of the night

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: poppy becky

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Stimulating Milk Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: avocado depressive sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring sickened cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Supple wild community account

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: hot bearded macaca

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: learning disabled appetizing idea he suggested location

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: aqua school

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: ivory wonderful travel guidebook

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Stimulating Milk Church

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Olive charismatic institution

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: avocado depressive sex offender

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Trip blue windowlicker

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: big opaque blood rage

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring topaz national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Stimulating Milk Church

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Dead faggot firefighter set

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: cerebral snowy plaza elastic band

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: cracking sapphire hospital

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: cerebral snowy plaza elastic band

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: cerebral snowy plaza elastic band

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: magenta motley background story

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: cracking sapphire hospital

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Spectacular sooty abode

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Trip blue windowlicker

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Red Area Dragon

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: magenta motley background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Chartreuse nubile organic girlfriend

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Ruby bat shit crazy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: avocado depressive sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Drunken concupiscible deer antler

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)