She works the night shift.

She reads Dostoevsky on her breaks - not because someone assigned it but because she "likes it."

She used the word "eschatological" correctly in a sentence about the deli's expiration date policy.

I have credentials beyond her imagination. I know what "eschatological" means.

But, somehow, she used it better than I would have, and she did it while wearing a smock that says "HAPPY TO HELP," in a font I cannot identify and refuse to Google.

I asked her what she planned to do with her "life."

She casually said, "I don't know, probably law school, haha."

I felt something leave my body.

Tabitha later told me she's "a real asset to the team."

How dare they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838726&forum_id=2#49697704)