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Hey CRYPTOTARDS - any updates?
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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:22 PM Author: Submissive jade heaven laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909418) |
Date: May 31st, 2026 10:22 PM Author: bearded sticky turdskin sell everything
its over
*this is not financial advice |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:34 PM Author: Orange tripping property Uh it has replaced "fiat" and we're all using it for everything irl and online (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909438) |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:35 PM Author: bearded sticky turdskin basement nerds are now Captains of Industry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909439) |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:23 PM Author: Buck-toothed partner parlour It's my untouched fourth tranche of retirement funding.
1. Dividends 2. Growth 3. 401k 4. Crypto to liquidate on serious upside 5. Around 1.5 years of expenses in cash to soften sequence of returns risk or to extend the compounding of my growth tranche for an extra year or two |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:24 PM Author: bearded sticky turdskin this sounds like a lot of fucking work
lmao at doing any of this |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:30 PM Author: Buck-toothed partner parlour Are you a NEET or something? Which part of this sounds like hard work?
You know you can use the tubes of the internet to trade equities nowadays, right? |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:30 PM Author: bearded sticky turdskin NW --> BITCOIN & forget about it my guy
*this is not financial advise |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:39 PM Author: Buck-toothed partner parlour Interpreting this favorably to you, I assume you're saying it would be less work to just be a BTC maximalist. Hence your earlier post
I don't think that's the worst idea out there, but I want to retire in ~2.5 - 3 years. I won't be able to generate sufficient passive income for a residency visa in my chosen retirement destination that way, so it doesn't work for me
I already have all my tranches complete except my growth tranche. That should be done in 2.5 - 3 years. End of this year if I liquidated crypto, but I want to stay in it for the moonshot tranche |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:41 PM Author: bearded sticky turdskin >words
what you want is blackout curtains & a comfy bed + access to good food. "Turn on, tune in, drop out" |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:26 PM Author: effete red fanboi 6. Social Security (it’s YOUR money after all) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909509) |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:29 PM Author: Buck-toothed partner parlour You're right. I should write a stern letter to MY government demanding they stop spending MY money on things other than ME
In the meantime, I'm embarrassed to say I don't factor it in to any retirement plans
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 12:41 AM Author: Submissive jade heaven laser beams fucking bitch bois (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49910838) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:02 PM Author: Soul-stirring chapel police squad Tell me you don’t know anything about XRP and market cap without telling me you don’t know anything about XRP and market cap.
*23 year old Wendy’s worker with $1200 in XRP* |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:24 PM Author: Deep bawdyhouse Wtf why is BTC crashing? And don't tell me there was a "bad earnings report" again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49911962) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:00 PM Author: Pontificating curious degenerate It actually was a bad earnings report this time, in a way. Microstrategy is running out of cash and sold BTC for the first time ever to fund a dividend payment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912032) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 PM Author: Soul-stirring chapel police squad Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912071) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Costumed Business Firm Jewess ask nyuug. he's the expert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912066) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:48 PM Author: Buck-toothed partner parlour I'm riding my bag to 0 or millions. Nothing in between (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912084) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:53 PM Author: Costumed Business Firm Jewess alpha af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912095) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:54 PM Author: Soul-stirring chapel police squad Have you ever tasted the film of another man’s genitals on the girl your fucking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912099) |