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Claret house
  06/30/25
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know-it-all zippy toaster
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
titillating azure meetinghouse prole
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
opaque passionate cruise ship
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Claret house
  06/30/25
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Buff Racy Sex Offender
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
titillating azure meetinghouse prole
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
motley unhinged tanning salon halford
  07/02/25
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Dark Deranged Depressive
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Claret house
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
Sinister Ratface Death Wish
  07/02/25
tp.
Buff Racy Sex Offender
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Claret house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060010)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: know-it-all zippy toaster



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: titillating azure meetinghouse prole

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: opaque passionate cruise ship

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060095)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Claret house

have you considered being Tall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060100)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Buff Racy Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060114)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: titillating azure meetinghouse prole

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065736)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: motley unhinged tanning salon halford

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065751)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Dark Deranged Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065853)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Claret house

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Sinister Ratface Death Wish

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065910)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Buff Racy Sex Offender

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066134)