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Cobalt Cheese-eating Resort Ratface
  06/30/25
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Fragrant frum genital piercing gaping
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
very tactful messiness theater stage
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
razzle principal's office
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Cobalt Cheese-eating Resort Ratface
  06/30/25
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Maize Shrine Potus
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
very tactful messiness theater stage
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
Aphrodisiac Plaza Dysfunction
  07/02/25
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Multi-colored azure hall
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Cobalt Cheese-eating Resort Ratface
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
ungodly regret space
  07/02/25
tp.
Maize Shrine Potus
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Cobalt Cheese-eating Resort Ratface



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Fragrant frum genital piercing gaping



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: very tactful messiness theater stage

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: razzle principal's office

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060095)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Cobalt Cheese-eating Resort Ratface

have you considered being Tall?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Maize Shrine Potus



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: very tactful messiness theater stage

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Plaza Dysfunction

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Multi-colored azure hall



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Cobalt Cheese-eating Resort Ratface

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: ungodly regret space

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Maize Shrine Potus

tp.

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