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Stock Futures open down HUGELY, Black Friday incoming! 04.17.26
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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:10 AM Author: swollen infuriating plaza LJL of course not! The market can never go down again.
QQQ up .18%, SPY up .27% SOXL up furking 1.70% |
Date: April 17th, 2026 7:12 AM Author: mind-boggling milky nowag Imagine your mental health AND total returns if you just dollar cost averaged into index funds? Both would be sky high. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49822989) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:26 AM Author: swollen infuriating plaza dats too unretarded, saar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823012) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:36 AM Author: multi-colored mildly autistic university puppy That would unravel him. He needs this to give his life purpose and zest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823017) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:42 AM Author: swollen infuriating plaza what i shld have done is put 98% of whatever i have in equities in VTI or VOO and then keep the 2% as "furk arnd" money to do options and 3x stupid shit but instead im a furking god damn retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823020) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:51 AM Author: Metal medicated turdskin kitty He spends $30k per year living in third world fleabag motels and blows $100k per year in lost profits making the dumbest trades and investing decisions I've ever seen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823028) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:58 AM Author: Contagious slate hominid preventive strike You: wagecuck, poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823030) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 9:09 AM Author: Metal medicated turdskin kitty I'm worth ten million now dummy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823082) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:10 AM Author: swollen infuriating plaza yeah, basically
just bought some more SOXS |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 9:09 AM Author: Talented citrine stead ceo brownoid turdskin bet against Trump and lost, many such cases! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823084) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:16 AM Author: swollen infuriating plaza trump made me like 400k cause of his tariff shit last year, i will still MAEK back this loss its actually only like 4-5% of my NW, its not HUGE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823158) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 9:34 AM Author: multi-colored mildly autistic university puppy Stocks to Tommy: *ding, fag!* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823120) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:16 AM Author: swollen infuriating plaza next week will be a blood bath, i bought more QQQ PUTS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823159) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:18 AM Author: Thriller olive spot This makes me tempted to get a home equity loan and put it all on QQQ calls.
Seems like the market should be maxed out but you are never not completely wrong |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:24 AM Author: swollen infuriating plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823171) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: appetizing hissy fit 5 pt rally was worth getting some sleep over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823167) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Thriller olive spot Dow about to be up 1,000 points (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823184) |