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ljl I've "made" $20,702 in Dividends this year, only spent $15,013

even though im totally retarded at investing and i cant beli...
At-the-ready self-centered pistol
  05/31/26
I spend about that much every month
Tripping bistre kitchen knife
  05/31/26
furking saudis in the ass is expensive, breh
At-the-ready self-centered pistol
  05/31/26
worth it though
Tripping bistre kitchen knife
  05/31/26
not really, syrians have kyooter butts cause werent able to ...
At-the-ready self-centered pistol
  05/31/26
i like big plump buttocks
Tripping bistre kitchen knife
  05/31/26
thats furking disgusting, those sand niggas eat KFC and Burg...
At-the-ready self-centered pistol
  05/31/26
You are living the life. I feel like I can’t go anywhe...
Passionate Locale
  05/31/26
u paid for .1% of a Israeli Arrow Missile that was used to s...
At-the-ready self-centered pistol
  05/31/26
Soo CR
Tripping bistre kitchen knife
  05/31/26
You should have put some of it in oil when it was disfavored...
Lemon out-of-control really tough guy
  05/31/26
if i buy oil it will go to $0
At-the-ready self-centered pistol
  06/01/26
I started typing out some investment ideas, but honestly, yo...
Lemon out-of-control really tough guy
  06/01/26
how the furk do i do this, remote work training AI models, f...
At-the-ready self-centered pistol
  06/01/26
I get messaged by these companies on LinkedIn. If you don't...
Lemon out-of-control really tough guy
  06/01/26
sounds like a jeet scam, contact them and find out
At-the-ready self-centered pistol
  06/01/26
How do you "do contract legal work"
chocolate ungodly crackhouse
  06/01/26
Barker Gilmore; MLA (Major Lindsey Africa); Robert Half; and...
Lemon out-of-control really tough guy
  06/01/26
those are usually in person roles, i tried that long ago. no...
At-the-ready self-centered pistol
  06/01/26
I've only done it once with a reputable company, so I'm not ...
Lemon out-of-control really tough guy
  06/01/26
ljl i still have like 200k in bond funds in my IRA i cld jus...
At-the-ready self-centered pistol
  06/01/26
Not interested in fucking Africa lol but I will check out th...
chocolate ungodly crackhouse
  06/01/26
Well-played by a guy with the fucking word "safari"...
Lemon out-of-control really tough guy
  06/01/26
this sounds like girl math.
Jade harsh school cafeteria
  05/31/26
...
Swollen main people
  06/01/26
*turd math
At-the-ready self-centered pistol
  06/01/26
wow ur getting good returns in the middle of an insane bull ...
azure excitant theater stage son of senegal
  05/31/26
this time it’s different
Twisted shivering plaza halford
  06/01/26
only thing true is its INSANE, this is a fraud bull market a...
At-the-ready self-centered pistol
  06/01/26
The whole thing is such fraud it’s ridiculous. I&rsquo...
arousing hot dog poop
  06/01/26
if u are a responsible high IQ individual such as myself its...
At-the-ready self-centered pistol
  06/01/26
...
Cracking personal credit line private investor
  06/01/26
its literally just inflation.
vengeful glassy field dingle berry
  06/01/26
It’s inflation plus tech bullshit, which is arguably w...
arousing hot dog poop
  06/01/26
He loves his stonks so much and the lifestyle they've afford...
green buck-toothed brunch
  06/01/26
trump's kike manipulators furked me but i will get to 1.5m b...
At-the-ready self-centered pistol
  06/01/26
so after real inflation and tax on interest income, what is ...
Galvanic gay queen of the night
  06/01/26
nigga i prob wont owe any taxes unless i take cap gains prof...
At-the-ready self-centered pistol
  06/01/26


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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: At-the-ready self-centered pistol

even though im totally retarded at investing and i cant believe i lost 150k in SOXS and bullshit puts its still totally retarded i can just sit around doing nothing, just traveling wherever i want, living reasonably nice and its all paid for cause my dividends are printing 4.5% and i have over 1m in it now. quite a nice feeling of security (similar to darnell erect)

and actually i spent way less cause im not counting my cash still on hand and then buying a phone, if subtract that ive only spent $13,176 for year in five months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909281)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Tripping bistre kitchen knife

I spend about that much every month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909291)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: At-the-ready self-centered pistol

furking saudis in the ass is expensive, breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909292)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: Tripping bistre kitchen knife

worth it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909310)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: At-the-ready self-centered pistol

not really, syrians have kyooter butts cause werent able to eat so much last 14years during civil war

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909314)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Tripping bistre kitchen knife

i like big plump buttocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909318)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: At-the-ready self-centered pistol

thats furking disgusting, those sand niggas eat KFC and Burger King all day, u are furking colonel sanders and a camel when u hit that

faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909323)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Passionate Locale

You are living the life. I feel like I can’t go anywhere and don’t really leave my house anymore. I spend tens of thousands of dollars each month and every day I am more sad than I was the day before. The emotional turmoil isn’t even turmoil anymore, it’s just an endless flat gray sea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909370)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: At-the-ready self-centered pistol

u paid for .1% of a Israeli Arrow Missile that was used to save a Jewish building from being possibly destroyed. Plz continue working, goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909387)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Tripping bistre kitchen knife

Soo CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909388)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: Lemon out-of-control really tough guy

You should have put some of it in oil when it was disfavored. My ~$900k in dividend investments is projected to yield $104k this year. I've already collected over $40k.

If my oil tranny doesn't get called, I'll accrue a $17.8k quarterly payment on it alone on June 12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909491)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: At-the-ready self-centered pistol

if i buy oil it will go to $0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909716)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Lemon out-of-control really tough guy

I started typing out some investment ideas, but honestly, you being safe and generating reliable cash that keeps pace with inflation is probably your best option right now

You should pull some remote work training AI models or doing some contract legal work for like 3 months and then use the cash to play with options

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909867)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: At-the-ready self-centered pistol

how the furk do i do this, remote work training AI models, furking fuckface

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909889)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Lemon out-of-control really tough guy

I get messaged by these companies on LinkedIn. If you don't have Linkedin, put it into a chat prompt with GPT and maybe search Indeed or something. The rates they've quoted are in the $90 - $120/hr range. I haven't done it, so not sure how it works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909911)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: At-the-ready self-centered pistol

sounds like a jeet scam, contact them and find out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909931)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: chocolate ungodly crackhouse

How do you "do contract legal work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909907)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: Lemon out-of-control really tough guy

Barker Gilmore; MLA (Major Lindsey Africa); Robert Half; and various other legal recruiters place these roles

A lot of companies want to hire someone on a contract basis, because they have a need (overflow work or someone on the team being on maternity leave or whatever) or want to try before they buy. Usually 3 - 6 month contracts for $100 - $150/hr. I briefly did a $150/hr contract with a major public company before taking a GC role, and it was pretty great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909918)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: At-the-ready self-centered pistol

those are usually in person roles, i tried that long ago. no way i wld ever do that shit again, those temp jerbs are humiliating BS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909941)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Lemon out-of-control really tough guy

I've only done it once with a reputable company, so I'm not an expert. But mine was fully remote and limited to 8 hours/day. Was honestly pretty fucking great with zero stress

I still get inquiries about fully remote contract roles occasionally, but I'm a generalist with a transactional background. No idea how it works for litmos

EDIT: But you're overlooking the point. You could do this for 1 month to gross over 20k. Use that for three $5k options plays that could self-fund more options plays to get you back to $1.5 million or more. Seems to be win-win if the only cost is not wandering around ebola land for a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909986)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: At-the-ready self-centered pistol

ljl i still have like 200k in bond funds in my IRA i cld just dump that into options and make it back. SOOOO EASY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909995)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: chocolate ungodly crackhouse

Not interested in fucking Africa lol but I will check out the other 2 maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49910170)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Lemon out-of-control really tough guy

Well-played by a guy with the fucking word "safari" in his email line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49910184)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: Jade harsh school cafeteria

this sounds like girl math.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909496)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Swollen main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909798)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: At-the-ready self-centered pistol

*turd math

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909803)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: azure excitant theater stage son of senegal

wow ur getting good returns in the middle of an insane bull market? that's so interesting. i'm sure it'll continue like this forever without changing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909548)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 1:15 AM
Author: Twisted shivering plaza halford

this time it’s different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909636)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 AM
Author: At-the-ready self-centered pistol

only thing true is its INSANE, this is a fraud bull market and even if i had kept more money in i wld have sold long ago cuas ethis shit is crazy fraud kike BS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909718)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: arousing hot dog poop

The whole thing is such fraud it’s ridiculous. I’ve been able to FIRE for several years now cause of the same phenomenon…my investments have grown faster than what I’ve spent. But it makes no sense. The tariffs and the wars etc. and the market still boomed. And I’m not even a particularly good investor (not as bad as TT though). It just doesn’t add up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909792)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: At-the-ready self-centered pistol

if u are a responsible high IQ individual such as myself its easy, and its completely retarded to live in a high cost shithole like the US. i even think increasingly ppl will move to niggalands like nairobi or harare, u can have the same shit in most big cities in the world now, its crazy. even wifi is fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909795)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Cracking personal credit line private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909807)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: vengeful glassy field dingle berry

its literally just inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909824)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: arousing hot dog poop

It’s inflation plus tech bullshit, which is arguably worse.

I pride myself of being a cheapmo but there’s still no way I should be getting away with spending less than my gains.

Something strange is afoot at the Circle K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49910304)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: green buck-toothed brunch

He loves his stonks so much and the lifestyle they've afforded him that he keeps shorting them over and over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909809)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: At-the-ready self-centered pistol

trump's kike manipulators furked me but i will get to 1.5m by 2045, benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909814)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Galvanic gay queen of the night

so after real inflation and tax on interest income, what is your net gain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49910112)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: At-the-ready self-centered pistol

nigga i prob wont owe any taxes unless i take cap gains profits stupidly like last year, and besides i have turd privilege, since u trumpkins say im not a real amerikkkan wtf wld i pay tax?

and inflation nigga? plz nigga im gonna go under budget this year, last year went over and spent like 36k this year i shld be under 35k inshallah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49910182)