Women are like goalies, they decide who, how, when, and under what conditions they provide hole access. But they don’t want anyone to know when a goal is scored, and they don’t want to tell people how to even score, and it’s not clear if they even know. They change the rules of the game halfway through, and sometimes they regret providing hole access at all and demand the referee throw the shooter out of the game. I demand greater league intervention to provide me greater hole access. Thank you”