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Just farted, office smells like an asshole.

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. ...
Vibrant ticket booth
  04/09/04
this had your markings written all over it
180 Rose Ape Main People
  04/09/04
now so do his tighty-whiteys
Well-lubricated principal's office azn
  12/02/05
have you pooped yet today?
Chartreuse razzle-dazzle home
  04/09/04
I don't know how he waits so long.
Glassy idea he suggested
  04/09/04
I never have to go until about 11.
Vibrant ticket booth
  04/09/04
I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and c...
Glassy idea he suggested
  04/09/04
It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bi...
Vibrant ticket booth
  04/09/04
i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're ext...
french son of senegal field
  04/09/04
I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling i...
Vibrant ticket booth
  04/09/04
true. especially when you know you can't do anything about i...
french son of senegal field
  04/09/04
Have you ever crapped your pants?
Glassy idea he suggested
  04/09/04
Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung o...
Vibrant ticket booth
  04/09/04
That's lucky. My last one happened at work.
Glassy idea he suggested
  04/09/04
Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take t...
Vibrant ticket booth
  04/09/04
Awful. The worst ever. I was sitting at my desk and fe...
Glassy idea he suggested
  04/09/04
I'm crying! Best story ever!
Vibrant ticket booth
  04/09/04
You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. ...
Glassy idea he suggested
  04/09/04
Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold...
Vibrant ticket booth
  04/09/04
It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your...
Glassy idea he suggested
  04/09/04
I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn p...
startled philosopher-king
  04/09/04
185.
startled philosopher-king
  04/09/04
absolutely exquisite.
cruel-hearted garrison party of the first part
  04/09/04
Why II? You can't get banned here can you?
Glassy idea he suggested
  04/09/04
so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your offi...
cracking whorehouse
  04/09/04
I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. ...
Glassy idea he suggested
  04/09/04
I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs ver...
cracking whorehouse
  04/09/04
I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.
Glassy idea he suggested
  04/09/04
A+
Vibrant ticket booth
  04/09/04
Weekends were fun.
Glassy idea he suggested
  02/23/05
Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?
big orchestra pit
  02/23/05
No. I couldn't care less about feet.
Glassy idea he suggested
  02/23/05
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked t...
Concupiscible scarlet spot cumskin
  06/21/05
excellent writing.
Motley Slate Temple Goyim
  04/25/04
excellent cunnilingus.
Motley Slate Temple Goyim
  04/25/04
I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate o...
Glassy idea he suggested
  04/09/04
i never understood that part of the morning after
adulterous fat ankles keepsake machete
  04/09/04
When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have ...
Glassy idea he suggested
  04/09/04
Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think ab...
Vibrant ticket booth
  04/09/04
yep, exactly.
french son of senegal field
  04/09/04
but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.
french son of senegal field
  04/09/04
Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and d...
Glassy idea he suggested
  04/09/04
No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past ...
Vibrant ticket booth
  04/09/04
yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my m...
Chartreuse razzle-dazzle home
  04/09/04
The two aren't necessarily related.
Glassy idea he suggested
  04/09/04
my mom and I are related.
Chartreuse razzle-dazzle home
  04/09/04
underappreciated
Twinkling Brethren Background Story
  12/02/05
Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can ki...
Glassy idea he suggested
  04/09/04
You have a way with words.
Vibrant ticket booth
  04/09/04
yes, definitely.
french son of senegal field
  04/09/04
...
cruel-hearted garrison party of the first part
  09/07/05
i think about this post on a regular basis. pretty much e...
Awkward clear hunting ground
  03/07/07
pfft
supple rusted love of her life
  12/29/06
bumped too soon
Vivacious deep institution masturbator
  12/29/06
Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my y...
Glassy idea he suggested
  04/09/04
...
Glassy idea he suggested
  05/09/04
bump
abusive irradiated electric furnace becky
  04/25/04
I loved this thread. Hi Euphronius!
Glassy idea he suggested
  06/07/04
this is truly hilarious
sienna wonderful abode
  06/07/04
for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been r...
brilliant exhilarant pistol pit
  06/07/04
i just laughed in class way to go, blue filtering &quo...
Bat Shit Crazy Kitty
  11/11/04
This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.
big orchestra pit
  02/23/05
tubgirl is outrageous.
Glassy idea he suggested
  02/23/05
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754 ...
big orchestra pit
  02/23/05
i'm afraid to.
cracking whorehouse
  02/23/05
It'll bring back memories.
big orchestra pit
  02/23/05
Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.
cracking whorehouse
  02/23/05
Bump
Indigo diverse cuckold goal in life
  05/26/05
...
charismatic half-breed range
  07/30/07
In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.
insanely creepy coldplay fan
  06/03/05
That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't b...
Bisexual Shaky Chapel
  06/03/05
bump
Vigorous useless new version rigor
  06/19/05
bumping funny blue threads hth
onyx comical box office
  06/29/05
Nice. I miss him a hole lot.
Glassy idea he suggested
  06/29/05
bump
marvelous offensive crotch
  10/20/05
babump
lascivious trailer park immigrant
  12/08/05
I just spread the love myself
Anal unhinged stag film old irish cottage
  12/21/05
...
Vivacious deep institution masturbator
  01/06/06
Coffee is a diharettic.
Purple dingle berry trust fund
  01/06/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&for...
cruel-hearted garrison party of the first part
  02/08/06
just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread
seedy black woman
  05/11/06
Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.
Transparent weed whacker queen of the night
  06/02/06
I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.
boyish den incel
  06/02/06
Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.
cruel-hearted garrison party of the first part
  06/18/06
bump
Peach Business Firm
  09/16/06
rebump
Awkward clear hunting ground
  01/15/07
...
charismatic half-breed range
  10/08/06
titcb
cruel-hearted garrison party of the first part
  10/08/06
Sweet. I remember this gem.
arousing primrose boiling water striped hyena
  10/08/06
This is my present situation.
Out-of-control therapy
  11/09/06
...
Vivacious deep institution masturbator
  12/24/06
Nice. This one never gets old. Whatever happened to blue...
arousing primrose boiling water striped hyena
  12/24/06
...
charcoal medicated indirect expression
  01/15/07
HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good jo...
mauve angry kitchen
  01/15/07
...
Underhanded Cocky Senate Stock Car
  03/07/07
...
Vivacious deep institution masturbator
  04/10/07
You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they...
brass hominid market
  07/07/07
i'll tell ya someting jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
stubborn turquoise personal credit line
  07/07/07
...
Splenetic trip space
  02/12/08
1st grade humor.
Soul-stirring crusty plaza mad cow disease
  02/12/08
titcr.
territorial hairraiser internal respiration windowlicker
  04/22/08
I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.
Appetizing university
  04/22/08
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frank rizzo
  11/03/26


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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM
Author: Vibrant ticket booth

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136241)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: 180 Rose Ape Main People

this had your markings written all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136248)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Well-lubricated principal's office azn

now so do his tighty-whiteys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439267)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Chartreuse razzle-dazzle home

have you pooped yet today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136249)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

I don't know how he waits so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136253)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Vibrant ticket booth

I never have to go until about 11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136260)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and could enjoy it more, like waiting right up to the point that you know it's going to feel best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136275)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: Vibrant ticket booth

It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bit too early and I'm on the metro or something. I start sweating, get dizzy... it's not fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136283)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:43 AM
Author: french son of senegal field

i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're extracting so much energy to hold it in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136298)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:44 AM
Author: Vibrant ticket booth

I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136309)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: french son of senegal field

true. especially when you know you can't do anything about it. you just gotta hold it in and pray. it's been awhile since i've shit my pants, but there's always a worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136318)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

Have you ever crapped your pants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136319)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Vibrant ticket booth

Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung over, driving my girlfriend home to her apartment, had to pull over because I thought I was going to vomit, instead had diarrhea all over myself. Fun morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136329)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

That's lucky. My last one happened at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136352)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:50 AM
Author: Vibrant ticket booth

Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take the train home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136359)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

Awful. The worst ever.

I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.

I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.

I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136570)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:18 AM
Author: Vibrant ticket booth

I'm crying! Best story ever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136587)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:20 AM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. It's cold. Terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136618)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:21 AM
Author: Vibrant ticket booth

Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold shit. I'm curious...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136629)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:31 AM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your pants and stand outside for a few minutes.

Especially if that older broad is coming. It'll test her mettle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136717)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:35 AM
Author: startled philosopher-king

I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn people before you drop bombs like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136772)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:24 AM
Author: startled philosopher-king

185.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136655)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 12:14 PM
Author: cruel-hearted garrison party of the first part

absolutely exquisite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137264)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

Why II? You can't get banned here can you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137913)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:29 PM
Author: cracking whorehouse

so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your office chair?

i would have wiped the chair down before leaving. i bet all your khakis smell like shit now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138820)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:31 PM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. I cleaned if off as well as I could with wet paper towels, but a faint stain remained.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138851)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:33 PM
Author: cracking whorehouse

I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs very carefully from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138865)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138876)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: Vibrant ticket booth

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138886)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

Weekends were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195428)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: big orchestra pit

Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195449)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

No. I couldn't care less about feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195775)



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Date: June 21st, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible scarlet spot cumskin

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked this up? Or, the post where you wipe the remaining scat off your chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3075099)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: Motley Slate Temple Goyim

excellent writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287049)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: Motley Slate Temple Goyim

excellent cunnilingus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287050)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate on. The same thing happens when I take a leak when I'm really hung over. I start to get cold sweats and have to lean against the wall with my right arm.

Edit: it's the same feeling, but for different reasons, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136315)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: adulterous fat ankles keepsake machete

i never understood that part of the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136320)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:48 AM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have peeled myself off the bed solely because I have to piss so bad I might die, it's like time slows down. A piss that would normally seem like 20 seconds feels like 20 minutes. Things blur and grog. Agony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136344)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: Vibrant ticket booth

Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think about it the worse it gets. But you can't not think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136321)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: french son of senegal field

yep, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136336)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: french son of senegal field

but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136334)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and dazed after you spent the night before drinking your tits off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136356)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Vibrant ticket booth

No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past my feces. Which is kind of cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136258)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Chartreuse razzle-dazzle home

yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my mother would always tel me to go poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136263)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

The two aren't necessarily related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136270)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: Chartreuse razzle-dazzle home

my mom and I are related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136281)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Twinkling Brethren Background Story

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439263)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can kind of feel the fart maneuver around the loaf before it comes out good and dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136267)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Vibrant ticket booth

You have a way with words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136274)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: french son of senegal field

yes, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136279)



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Date: September 7th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: cruel-hearted garrison party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3763558)



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Date: March 7th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: Awkward clear hunting ground

i think about this post on a regular basis.

pretty much every time i fart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720638)



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Date: December 29th, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: supple rusted love of her life

pfft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310224)



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Date: December 29th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: Vivacious deep institution masturbator

bumped too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310252)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:58 PM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my yammies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#143035)



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Date: May 9th, 2004 12:18 AM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#417645)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 6:04 AM
Author: abusive irradiated electric furnace becky

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287023)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 1:34 AM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

I loved this thread.

Hi Euphronius!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645614)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: sienna wonderful abode

this is truly hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645803)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 2:08 AM
Author: brilliant exhilarant pistol pit

for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been ripping arse constantly. the house smells like a mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645765)



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Date: November 11th, 2004 11:53 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Kitty

i just laughed in class

way to go, blue

filtering "fart" was an okay time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#1636548)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: big orchestra pit

This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195399)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

tubgirl is outrageous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195872)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: big orchestra pit

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754

Play the file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195919)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: cracking whorehouse

i'm afraid to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195937)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: big orchestra pit

It'll bring back memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195955)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM
Author: cracking whorehouse

Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2196187)



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Date: May 26th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Indigo diverse cuckold goal in life

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2862767)



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Date: July 30th, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: charismatic half-breed range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8450886)



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Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: insanely creepy coldplay fan

In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922072)



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Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: Bisexual Shaky Chapel

That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't be more distinct from the smell of my asshole. Yes, I've touched it and smelled my finger before. So sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922104)



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Date: June 19th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Vigorous useless new version rigor

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3055727)



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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: onyx comical box office

bumping funny blue threads hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146148)



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Date: June 29th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Glassy idea he suggested

Nice. I miss him a hole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146436)



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Date: October 20th, 2005 12:10 PM
Author: marvelous offensive crotch

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4091948)



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Date: December 8th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: lascivious trailer park immigrant

babump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4500486)



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Date: December 21st, 2005 5:44 PM
Author: Anal unhinged stag film old irish cottage

I just spread the love myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4632464)



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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:37 PM
Author: Vivacious deep institution masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750286)



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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Purple dingle berry trust fund

Coffee is a diharettic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750325)



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Date: February 8th, 2006 11:22 PM
Author: cruel-hearted garrison party of the first part

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582136

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5034469)



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Date: May 11th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: seedy black woman

just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5768272)



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Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:27 AM
Author: Transparent weed whacker queen of the night

Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892878)



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Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: boyish den incel

I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892884)



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Date: June 18th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: cruel-hearted garrison party of the first part

Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6014942)



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Date: September 16th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: Peach Business Firm

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6622983)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 5:56 AM
Author: Awkward clear hunting ground

rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422958)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:08 AM
Author: charismatic half-breed range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748359)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: cruel-hearted garrison party of the first part

titcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748366)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:11 AM
Author: arousing primrose boiling water striped hyena

Sweet. I remember this gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748378)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: Out-of-control therapy

This is my present situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6956256)



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Date: December 24th, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: Vivacious deep institution masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289244)



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Date: December 24th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: arousing primrose boiling water striped hyena

Nice. This one never gets old.

Whatever happened to blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289318)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: charcoal medicated indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422289)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: mauve angry kitchen

HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422331)



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Date: March 7th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Underhanded Cocky Senate Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720565)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: Vivacious deep institution masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7905145)



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Date: July 7th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: brass hominid market

You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350411)



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Date: July 7th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: stubborn turquoise personal credit line

i'll tell ya someting

jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaane she is clerk and both of them save their monies and when they come home from work. oooooooooooooooooooooh sitting down by the fire ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the radio does play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350430)



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Date: February 12th, 2008 8:53 AM
Author: Splenetic trip space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312556)



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Date: February 12th, 2008 9:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring crusty plaza mad cow disease

1st grade humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312581)



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Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:21 PM
Author: territorial hairraiser internal respiration windowlicker

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9666048)



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Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM
Author: Appetizing university

I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9665997)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#50226825)