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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: hairless market voyeur Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096867) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: hairless market voyeur Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097578) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Filthy Cyan Famous Landscape Painting I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099122) |
Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: hairless market voyeur Mother died today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096870) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native Camuuuuuuuus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096901) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: hairless market voyeur correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096907) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: cordovan disgusting double fault op predicted Mamdani would lose btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: Diverse garrison place of business Wtf embarrassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098941) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: hairless market voyeur Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096873) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: carnelian cruise ship portrait of the artist as a young man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096912) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: hairless market voyeur incorrect, but not outrageously far off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096916) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: arousing rigor business firm Ulysses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096968) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: hairless market voyeur ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096970) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: arousing rigor business firm Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096974) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: hairless market voyeur maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096975) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: greedy university i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099117) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: hairless market voyeur While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096885) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: hairless market voyeur Evelyn Waugh, Scoop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097581) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: hairless market voyeur 124 was spiteful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096887) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: hairless market voyeur Toni Morrison, Beloved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097586) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: hairless market voyeur At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096897) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: 180 effete site is this the swans book? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097517) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: hairless market voyeur yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097523) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: 180 effete site i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097544) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: hairless market voyeur The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097550) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: hairless market voyeur What’s it going to be then, eh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096900) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: arousing rigor business firm A clockwork orange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096969) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: hairless market voyeur ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096971) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: hairless market voyeur September 16, 1991. Today it finally began! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096905) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: hairless market voyeur William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097588) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native „Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096911) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: hairless market voyeur the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte* |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native Ty herr kommandant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096922) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: hairless market voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096925) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: hairless market voyeur In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096914) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native Catch-22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096928) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: hairless market voyeur edit ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096932) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native No I fucked it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096938) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: hairless market voyeur Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096944) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native I apologize for being so bad at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096947) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: hairless market voyeur lmao you're fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096954) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: hairless market voyeur Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: hairless market voyeur Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096923) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native Dickens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096929) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: hairless market voyeur ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096935) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: carnelian cruise ship anna karenina (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096934) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: hairless market voyeur ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096936) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: hairless market voyeur It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096927) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native The English Patient (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096931) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: hairless market voyeur ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096937) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: 180 effete site wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097548) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: arousing rigor business firm Catch 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096972) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: hairless market voyeur ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096973) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy anal twinkling uncleanness lay I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097600) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: hairless market voyeur I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096942) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native Orwell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096943) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: hairless market voyeur ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096946) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: hairless market voyeur Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097592) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: hairless market voyeur Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096951) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native 🧐🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096961) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: hairless market voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096963) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: Plum Trump Supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098022) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: elite cerebral address corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098527) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: greedy university the spaceporn story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099121) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: hairless market voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097505) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913
U can get this one! |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: hairless market voyeur I really can't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097510) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097511) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: hairless market voyeur yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097516) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native Triste! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097532) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: hairless market voyeur I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097515) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097530) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: hairless market voyeur see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097534) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097537) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: hairless market voyeur the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097541) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097556) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: hairless market voyeur https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097559) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: hairless market voyeur https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097564) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native «J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.» (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097569) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: hairless market voyeur I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097573) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097584) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: hairless market voyeur Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097598) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097624) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy anal twinkling uncleanness lay Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097545) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: hairless market voyeur don't know :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097595) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy anal twinkling uncleanness lay Sound and Fury (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097596) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: hairless market voyeur oh good one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097599) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Plum Trump Supporter Great thread. These were difficult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098024) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: Free-loading pale plaza idiot 3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098240) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native Mein Kampf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098285) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM Author: Free-loading pale plaza idiot No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098350) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: hairless market voyeur Dracula (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099113) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: ruby duck-like state Im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098300) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: nubile hall A Confederacy of Dunces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098333) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: elite cerebral address corn cake A Promised Land, Barack Obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098528) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: mind-boggling turdskin God Emperor of Dune (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: submissive cuckold In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099243) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM Author: nubile hall raisin in the sun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100039) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: vibrant feces church It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100064) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: Mustard Useless Native Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100077) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM Author: vibrant feces church https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50101306) |
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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> I'm cheating a little, but:
"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister." |
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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself. "That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now." |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50147796) |