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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Exhilarant temple
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Razzle Place Of Business Business Firm
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Crawly gaming laptop fat ankles
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Navy trip church
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Laughsome Theatre
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Khaki Jew Rigpig
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
passionate turdskin
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Internet-worthy Office Roommate
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
canary whorehouse multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Exhilarant temple
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Topaz bull headed ticket booth karate
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
mauve federal round eye boiling water
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Ivory Talented Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Exhilarant temple
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Stirring aquamarine factory reset button garrison
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
frum pale trailer park faggotry
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
flickering crotch menage
  06/30/25
cr
Exhilarant temple
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Topaz bull headed ticket booth karate
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
hairless racy messiness background story
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Stirring aquamarine factory reset button garrison
  06/30/25
...
unholy excitant rehab
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Ivory Talented Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
flickering crotch menage
  06/30/25
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Embarrassed To The Bone Abusive Resort Athletic Conference
  07/01/25
*bussy
snowy self-centered rigor
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
passionate turdskin
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Pearl reading party
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
vivacious azure school antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
fuck
Ivory Talented Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Pearl reading party
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Razzle Place Of Business Business Firm
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Ivory Talented Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
hairless racy messiness background story
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Exhilarant temple
  06/30/25
...
vigorous hyperventilating masturbator idiot
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Spectacular silver orchestra pit
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
stubborn blathering market
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
cerise police squad therapy
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Exhilarant temple
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
stubborn blathering market
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
unholy excitant rehab
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
stubborn blathering market
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
naked at-the-ready water buffalo space
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Exhilarant temple
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Yellow wild hell mediation
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Rusted Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
tcr
unholy excitant rehab
  07/01/25
just jump
filthy house affirmative action
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Exhilarant temple
  06/30/25
...
thriller violet pit
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
nighttime razzle-dazzle dilemma
  06/30/25
wow
Exhilarant temple
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Marvelous Chestnut Sandwich Friendly Grandma
  06/30/25
JFC man
Exhilarant temple
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
canary whorehouse multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
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filthy house affirmative action
  06/30/25
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Ivory Talented Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
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Stirring aquamarine factory reset button garrison
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Bateful Dysfunction
  06/30/25
...
Yellow wild hell mediation
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Rusted Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Spectacular silver orchestra pit
  06/30/25
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Impressive Hospital
  07/01/25
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Embarrassed To The Bone Abusive Resort Athletic Conference
  07/01/25
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Lake Sickened Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Jade Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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Navy trip church
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Khaki Jew Rigpig
  06/30/25
bro
Exhilarant temple
  06/30/25
...
Rusted Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
lol
unholy excitant rehab
  07/01/25
...
Hyperactive Pontificating Location
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Cracking greedy spot ratface
  06/30/25
jfc
Exhilarant temple
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Topaz bull headed ticket booth karate
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
stimulating hilarious pistol
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Bateful Dysfunction
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
unholy excitant rehab
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Cracking greedy spot ratface
  07/01/25
...
cerise police squad therapy
  07/01/25
...
Bateful Dysfunction
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
wonderful painfully honest gay wizard hairy legs
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
ruby motley base
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
hairless racy messiness background story
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Exhilarant temple
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Ivory Talented Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
...
Exhilarant temple
  07/01/25
...
Cordovan crackhouse
  07/01/25
lol
unholy excitant rehab
  07/01/25
...
filthy house affirmative action
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Copper Arousing Boistinker
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
disgusting international law enforcement agency den
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
low-t vibrant parlour
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Fighting theater stage
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
adventurous infuriating parlor love of her life
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Cordovan crackhouse
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
galvanic yarmulke
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Exhilarant temple
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
unholy excitant rehab
  07/01/25
...
Exhilarant temple
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Embarrassed To The Bone Abusive Resort Athletic Conference
  07/01/25
😟
Crystalline Elastic Band Cruise Ship
  07/01/25
...
razzmatazz stage
  07/01/25
holy shit
Exhilarant temple
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Cordovan crackhouse
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
bespoke judgmental telephone dingle berry
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
wonderful painfully honest gay wizard hairy legs
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
passionate turdskin
  07/01/25
...
Exhilarant temple
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
wonderful painfully honest gay wizard hairy legs
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
wonderful painfully honest gay wizard hairy legs
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
nighttime razzle-dazzle dilemma
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
passionate turdskin
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Exhilarant temple
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Jet really tough guy people who are hurt
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Embarrassed To The Bone Abusive Resort Athletic Conference
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
bipolar university
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Exhilarant temple
  07/06/25
...
nighttime razzle-dazzle dilemma
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
deranged theater
  07/06/25
...
Bateful Dysfunction
  07/06/25
lol
unholy excitant rehab
  07/07/25
wow
Exhilarant temple
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Razzle Place Of Business Business Firm

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Crawly gaming laptop fat ankles

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Navy trip church

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Laughsome Theatre

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Khaki Jew Rigpig

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: passionate turdskin

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Office Roommate

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: canary whorehouse multi-billionaire

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Topaz bull headed ticket booth karate

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: mauve federal round eye boiling water

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Ivory Talented Electric Furnace

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Stirring aquamarine factory reset button garrison

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: frum pale trailer park faggotry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: flickering crotch menage

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Topaz bull headed ticket booth karate

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: hairless racy messiness background story

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Stirring aquamarine factory reset button garrison

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: unholy excitant rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Ivory Talented Electric Furnace

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: flickering crotch menage

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Abusive Resort Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: snowy self-centered rigor

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: passionate turdskin

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Pearl reading party

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: vivacious azure school antidepressant drug

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Ivory Talented Electric Furnace

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Pearl reading party

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Razzle Place Of Business Business Firm

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Ivory Talented Electric Furnace

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: hairless racy messiness background story

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating masturbator idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Spectacular silver orchestra pit

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: stubborn blathering market

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: cerise police squad therapy

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: stubborn blathering market

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: unholy excitant rehab

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: stubborn blathering market

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: naked at-the-ready water buffalo space

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Yellow wild hell mediation

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Rusted Scourge Upon The Earth

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: unholy excitant rehab

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: filthy house affirmative action

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: thriller violet pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: nighttime razzle-dazzle dilemma

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Marvelous Chestnut Sandwich Friendly Grandma

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: canary whorehouse multi-billionaire

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: filthy house affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Ivory Talented Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Stirring aquamarine factory reset button garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: stimulating hilarious pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Bateful Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Yellow wild hell mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Rusted Scourge Upon The Earth

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Spectacular silver orchestra pit

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Impressive Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Abusive Resort Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Lake Sickened Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Jade Bawdyhouse

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: wonderful painfully honest gay wizard hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Navy trip church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Khaki Jew Rigpig

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Rusted Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: unholy excitant rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Hyperactive Pontificating Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Cracking greedy spot ratface

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Topaz bull headed ticket booth karate

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: stimulating hilarious pistol

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Bateful Dysfunction

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: unholy excitant rehab

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Cracking greedy spot ratface

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: cerise police squad therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Bateful Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: wonderful painfully honest gay wizard hairy legs

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: ruby motley base

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: hairless racy messiness background story

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Ivory Talented Electric Furnace

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Cordovan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: unholy excitant rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: filthy house affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Copper Arousing Boistinker

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: disgusting international law enforcement agency den

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: low-t vibrant parlour

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Fighting theater stage

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: adventurous infuriating parlor love of her life

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Cordovan crackhouse

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: galvanic yarmulke

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Exhilarant temple

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: unholy excitant rehab

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Abusive Resort Athletic Conference

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Crystalline Elastic Band Cruise Ship

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Cordovan crackhouse

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: bespoke judgmental telephone dingle berry

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: wonderful painfully honest gay wizard hairy legs

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: passionate turdskin

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: wonderful painfully honest gay wizard hairy legs

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: wonderful painfully honest gay wizard hairy legs

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: nighttime razzle-dazzle dilemma

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: passionate turdskin

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Jet really tough guy people who are hurt

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Abusive Resort Athletic Conference

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: bipolar university

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: nighttime razzle-dazzle dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: deranged theater

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Bateful Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: unholy excitant rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)