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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Pea-brained Brunch
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
vigorous insanely creepy business firm
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
tantric gaped range
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Exhilarant state personal credit line
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
mind-boggling sanctuary
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
crawly aromatic volcanic crater lay
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
kink-friendly blood rage university
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
yellow mischievous ticket booth
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Boyish Abusive Turdskin
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
electric flickering jew
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
silver hot keepsake machete
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
very tactful filthpig
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
alcoholic brilliant locale legend
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
slippery base
  06/30/25
cr
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Boyish Abusive Turdskin
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
lilac stead knife
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
very tactful filthpig
  06/30/25
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ungodly hall windowlicker
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
silver hot keepsake machete
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
slippery base
  06/30/25
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spectacular sexy juggernaut friendly grandma
  07/01/25
*bussy
beady-eyed rebellious plaza
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
crawly aromatic volcanic crater lay
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Magical church building
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
milky spot incel
  06/30/25
fuck
silver hot keepsake machete
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Magical church building
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Pea-brained Brunch
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
silver hot keepsake machete
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
lilac stead knife
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
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Fragrant Lake Messiness
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
emerald jet-lagged mental disorder abode
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
orange national wagecucks
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Provocative massive parlour fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
orange national wagecucks
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
ungodly hall windowlicker
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
orange national wagecucks
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
At-the-ready main people dopamine
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
sadistic lemon factory reset button piazza
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Rusted Pontificating House French Chef
  06/30/25
tcr
ungodly hall windowlicker
  07/01/25
just jump
nighttime queen of the night
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
...
Internet-worthy boltzmann
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
ruby fear-inspiring newt jap
  06/30/25
wow
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Odious native
  06/30/25
JFC man
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
yellow mischievous ticket booth
  06/30/25
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nighttime queen of the night
  06/30/25
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silver hot keepsake machete
  06/30/25
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very tactful filthpig
  06/30/25
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Aphrodisiac institution azn
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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sadistic lemon factory reset button piazza
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Rusted Pontificating House French Chef
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
emerald jet-lagged mental disorder abode
  06/30/25
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orchid dog poop
  07/01/25
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spectacular sexy juggernaut friendly grandma
  07/01/25
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passionate theater brethren
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
primrose box office prole
  07/01/25
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Canary exciting background story chapel
  07/01/25
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tantric gaped range
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
mind-boggling sanctuary
  06/30/25
bro
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
...
Rusted Pontificating House French Chef
  06/30/25
lol
ungodly hall windowlicker
  07/01/25
...
Titillating love of her life
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Fiercely-loyal vivacious police squad
  06/30/25
jfc
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Boyish Abusive Turdskin
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Aphrodisiac institution azn
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Diverse brindle tanning salon nibblets
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
ungodly hall windowlicker
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Fiercely-loyal vivacious police squad
  07/01/25
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Provocative massive parlour fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
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Diverse brindle tanning salon nibblets
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Canary exciting background story chapel
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Outnumbered razzmatazz dilemma
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
lilac stead knife
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
silver hot keepsake machete
  06/30/25
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soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
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indecent swashbuckling crackhouse
  07/01/25
lol
ungodly hall windowlicker
  07/01/25
...
nighttime queen of the night
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Thriller sable theater stage legal warrant
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
lascivious hairy legs
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Soggy Roommate Site
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Trip Flirting Travel Guidebook Antidepressant Drug
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
godawful arousing faggot firefighter telephone
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
indecent swashbuckling crackhouse
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Mint Medicated Toilet Seat Location
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
ungodly hall windowlicker
  07/01/25
...
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
spectacular sexy juggernaut friendly grandma
  07/01/25
😟
hairraiser potus
  07/01/25
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Irradiated Thirsty Fat Ankles Marketing Idea
  07/01/25
holy shit
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
indecent swashbuckling crackhouse
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
plum hell puppy
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Canary exciting background story chapel
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
crawly aromatic volcanic crater lay
  07/01/25
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soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Canary exciting background story chapel
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Canary exciting background story chapel
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
ruby fear-inspiring newt jap
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
crawly aromatic volcanic crater lay
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Heady frozen school cafeteria foreskin
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
spectacular sexy juggernaut friendly grandma
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Crimson Field Kitty Cat
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
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ruby fear-inspiring newt jap
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Drab Cracking Pit
  07/06/25
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Diverse brindle tanning salon nibblets
  07/06/25
lol
ungodly hall windowlicker
  07/07/25
wow
soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Pea-brained Brunch

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy business firm

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: tantric gaped range

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant state personal credit line

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling sanctuary

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: crawly aromatic volcanic crater lay

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage university

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: yellow mischievous ticket booth

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Boyish Abusive Turdskin

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: electric flickering jew

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: silver hot keepsake machete

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: very tactful filthpig

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: alcoholic brilliant locale legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: slippery base

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Boyish Abusive Turdskin

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: lilac stead knife

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: very tactful filthpig

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: ungodly hall windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: silver hot keepsake machete

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: slippery base

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: spectacular sexy juggernaut friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed rebellious plaza

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: crawly aromatic volcanic crater lay

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Magical church building

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: milky spot incel

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: silver hot keepsake machete

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Magical church building

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Pea-brained Brunch

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: silver hot keepsake machete

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: lilac stead knife

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Fragrant Lake Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: emerald jet-lagged mental disorder abode

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: orange national wagecucks

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Provocative massive parlour fortuitous meteor

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: orange national wagecucks

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: ungodly hall windowlicker

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: orange national wagecucks

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: At-the-ready main people dopamine

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: sadistic lemon factory reset button piazza

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Rusted Pontificating House French Chef

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: ungodly hall windowlicker

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: nighttime queen of the night

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Internet-worthy boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: ruby fear-inspiring newt jap

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Odious native

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: yellow mischievous ticket booth

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: nighttime queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: silver hot keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: very tactful filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac institution azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Diverse brindle tanning salon nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: sadistic lemon factory reset button piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Rusted Pontificating House French Chef

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: emerald jet-lagged mental disorder abode

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: orchid dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: spectacular sexy juggernaut friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: passionate theater brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: primrose box office prole

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Canary exciting background story chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: tantric gaped range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling sanctuary

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Rusted Pontificating House French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: ungodly hall windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Titillating love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal vivacious police squad

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Boyish Abusive Turdskin

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac institution azn

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Diverse brindle tanning salon nibblets

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: ungodly hall windowlicker

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal vivacious police squad

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Provocative massive parlour fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Diverse brindle tanning salon nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Canary exciting background story chapel

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Outnumbered razzmatazz dilemma

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: lilac stead knife

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: silver hot keepsake machete

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: indecent swashbuckling crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: ungodly hall windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: nighttime queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Thriller sable theater stage legal warrant

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: lascivious hairy legs

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Soggy Roommate Site

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Trip Flirting Travel Guidebook Antidepressant Drug

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: godawful arousing faggot firefighter telephone

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: indecent swashbuckling crackhouse

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Mint Medicated Toilet Seat Location

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: ungodly hall windowlicker

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: spectacular sexy juggernaut friendly grandma

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: hairraiser potus

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Irradiated Thirsty Fat Ankles Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: indecent swashbuckling crackhouse

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: plum hell puppy

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Canary exciting background story chapel

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: crawly aromatic volcanic crater lay

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Canary exciting background story chapel

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Canary exciting background story chapel

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: ruby fear-inspiring newt jap

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: crawly aromatic volcanic crater lay

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Heady frozen school cafeteria foreskin

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: spectacular sexy juggernaut friendly grandma

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Crimson Field Kitty Cat

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: ruby fear-inspiring newt jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Drab Cracking Pit

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Diverse brindle tanning salon nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: ungodly hall windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy genital piercing sweet tailpipe

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)