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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
violent twinkling jap den
  06/30/25
wow lol
Apoplectic Mahogany Plaza
  06/30/25
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hyperactive flesh senate mediation
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Apoplectic Mahogany Plaza
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
violent twinkling jap den
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
bonkers goal in life twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
violent twinkling jap den
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
frum yellow national internal respiration
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
carmine swashbuckling piazza community account
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Apoplectic Mahogany Plaza
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Drunken Elastic Band Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
violent twinkling jap den
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
carmine swashbuckling piazza community account
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Aquamarine spot gaming laptop
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Apoplectic Mahogany Plaza
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
violent twinkling jap den
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Galvanic dull church building mental disorder
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Underhanded Henna Philosopher-king Rehab
  06/30/25
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self-absorbed metal athletic conference temple
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
electric orchid orchestra pit
  06/30/25
...
violent twinkling jap den
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Buff trip theatre people who are hurt
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Provocative Locale Bbw
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
razzle-dazzle water buffalo business firm
  06/30/25
...
Drunken Elastic Band Faggot Firefighter
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Aquamarine spot gaming laptop
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Bistre heady library
  07/01/25
...
Provocative Locale Bbw
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Unhinged international law enforcement agency
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Disrespectful address
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Very tactful liquid oxygen field
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Appetizing jewess crackhouse
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Racy milk cruise ship
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
slippery lay crotch
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: violent twinkling jap den

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Apoplectic Mahogany Plaza

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: hyperactive flesh senate mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Apoplectic Mahogany Plaza

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: violent twinkling jap den

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: bonkers goal in life twinkling uncleanness

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: violent twinkling jap den

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: frum yellow national internal respiration

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: carmine swashbuckling piazza community account

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Apoplectic Mahogany Plaza

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Drunken Elastic Band Faggot Firefighter

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: violent twinkling jap den

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: carmine swashbuckling piazza community account

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Aquamarine spot gaming laptop

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Apoplectic Mahogany Plaza

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: violent twinkling jap den

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Galvanic dull church building mental disorder

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Underhanded Henna Philosopher-king Rehab

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: self-absorbed metal athletic conference temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: electric orchid orchestra pit

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: violent twinkling jap den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Buff trip theatre people who are hurt

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Provocative Locale Bbw

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle water buffalo business firm

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Drunken Elastic Band Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Aquamarine spot gaming laptop

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Bistre heady library

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Provocative Locale Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Unhinged international law enforcement agency

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Disrespectful address

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Very tactful liquid oxygen field

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Appetizing jewess crackhouse

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Racy milk cruise ship

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: slippery lay crotch

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)