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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
hairraiser tanning salon
  06/30/25
100%
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
hairraiser tanning salon
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
exhilarant parlour
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
cr
charismatic flatulent roommate milk
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
Maize orchestra pit
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
startling patrolman friendly grandma
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
Saffron medicated stage famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
...
startling patrolman friendly grandma
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
Citrine stirring roast beef psychic
  06/30/25
?
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
LMAO
charismatic flatulent roommate milk
  06/30/25
🧐
Irradiated indian lodge selfie
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
flushed turdskin
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
vivacious twinkling mood
  06/30/25
link?
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
flushed turdskin
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
charismatic flatulent roommate milk
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
flesh lettuce
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
Crystalline Alcoholic Elastic Band Office
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
Crystalline Alcoholic Elastic Band Office
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
Crystalline Alcoholic Elastic Band Office
  06/30/25
yes
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
Crystalline Alcoholic Elastic Band Office
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
flesh lettuce
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
Saffron medicated stage famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
Saffron medicated stage famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
B46*
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
Saffron medicated stage famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
boyish gay wizard death wish
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
Saffron medicated stage famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
boyish gay wizard death wish
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
boyish gay wizard death wish
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
flesh lettuce
  06/30/25
tcr
hairraiser tanning salon
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
startling patrolman friendly grandma
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
hairraiser tanning salon
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
charcoal spectacular doctorate public bath
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
Saffron medicated stage famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
Irradiated indian lodge selfie
  06/30/25
😏
flesh lettuce
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
hairraiser tanning salon
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
Odious internet-worthy cruise ship
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: exhilarant parlour

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: charismatic flatulent roommate milk

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Maize orchestra pit

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: startling patrolman friendly grandma

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Saffron medicated stage famous landscape painting

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: startling patrolman friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Citrine stirring roast beef psychic

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: charismatic flatulent roommate milk

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Irradiated indian lodge selfie

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: flushed turdskin

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: vivacious twinkling mood

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: flushed turdskin

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: charismatic flatulent roommate milk

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: flesh lettuce

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Crystalline Alcoholic Elastic Band Office

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Crystalline Alcoholic Elastic Band Office

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Crystalline Alcoholic Elastic Band Office

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Crystalline Alcoholic Elastic Band Office

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: flesh lettuce

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Saffron medicated stage famous landscape painting

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Saffron medicated stage famous landscape painting

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Saffron medicated stage famous landscape painting

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: boyish gay wizard death wish

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Saffron medicated stage famous landscape painting

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: boyish gay wizard death wish

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: boyish gay wizard death wish

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Copper Kitchen Dingle Berry

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: flesh lettuce

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: startling patrolman friendly grandma

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: charcoal spectacular doctorate public bath

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Saffron medicated stage famous landscape painting

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Irradiated indian lodge selfie

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: flesh lettuce

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Odious internet-worthy cruise ship

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061936)