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Stock Futures open down HUGELY, Black Friday incoming! 04.17.26

LJL of course not! The market can never go down again. Q...
Exhilarant Death Wish
  04/17/26
Imagine your mental health AND total returns if you just dol...
Flatulent tantric school
  04/17/26
dats too unretarded, saar
Exhilarant Death Wish
  04/17/26
That would unravel him. He needs this to give his life purpo...
umber haunting friendly grandma cumskin
  04/17/26
what i shld have done is put 98% of whatever i have in equit...
Exhilarant Death Wish
  04/17/26
He spends $30k per year living in third world fleabag motels...
Spectacular tanning salon
  04/17/26
You: wagecuck, poast
Pink talking home halford
  04/17/26
I'm worth ten million now dummy
Spectacular tanning salon
  04/17/26
yeah, basically just bought some more SOXS
Exhilarant Death Wish
  04/17/26
brownoid turdskin bet against Trump and lost, many such case...
Boyish chocolate nibblets theatre
  04/17/26
trump made me like 400k cause of his tariff shit last year, ...
Exhilarant Death Wish
  04/17/26
Stocks to Tommy: *ding, fag!*
umber haunting friendly grandma cumskin
  04/17/26
next week will be a blood bath, i bought more QQQ PUTS
Exhilarant Death Wish
  04/17/26
This makes me tempted to get a home equity loan and put it a...
Adventurous Narrow-minded Station
  04/17/26
...
Exhilarant Death Wish
  04/17/26
5 pt rally was worth getting some sleep over
multi-colored nubile weed whacker
  04/17/26
Dow about to be up 1,000 points
Adventurous Narrow-minded Station
  04/17/26


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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Exhilarant Death Wish

LJL of course not! The market can never go down again.

QQQ up .18%, SPY up .27% SOXL up furking 1.70%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49822987)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:12 AM
Author: Flatulent tantric school

Imagine your mental health AND total returns if you just dollar cost averaged into index funds? Both would be sky high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49822989)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant Death Wish

dats too unretarded, saar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823012)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:36 AM
Author: umber haunting friendly grandma cumskin

That would unravel him. He needs this to give his life purpose and zest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823017)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: Exhilarant Death Wish

what i shld have done is put 98% of whatever i have in equities in VTI or VOO and then keep the 2% as "furk arnd" money to do options and 3x stupid shit but instead im a furking god damn retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823020)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:51 AM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon

He spends $30k per year living in third world fleabag motels and blows $100k per year in lost profits making the dumbest trades and investing decisions I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823028)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Pink talking home halford

You: wagecuck, poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823030)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon

I'm worth ten million now dummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823082)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Exhilarant Death Wish

yeah, basically

just bought some more SOXS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823040)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Boyish chocolate nibblets theatre

brownoid turdskin bet against Trump and lost, many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823084)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Exhilarant Death Wish

trump made me like 400k cause of his tariff shit last year, i will still MAEK back this loss its actually only like 4-5% of my NW, its not HUGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823158)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: umber haunting friendly grandma cumskin

Stocks to Tommy: *ding, fag!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823120)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Exhilarant Death Wish

next week will be a blood bath, i bought more QQQ PUTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823159)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: Adventurous Narrow-minded Station

This makes me tempted to get a home equity loan and put it all on QQQ calls.

Seems like the market should be maxed out but you are never not completely wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823164)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823171)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: multi-colored nubile weed whacker

5 pt rally was worth getting some sleep over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823167)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Adventurous Narrow-minded Station

Dow about to be up 1,000 points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823184)