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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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excitant gunner
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
cerebral obsidian theater stage sound barrier
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Metal cracking school
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
electric azure fat ankles stead
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Trip keepsake machete
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Irate Marvelous Resort Cuck
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
buck-toothed insanely creepy step-uncle's house prole
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Cowardly adulterous office
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
mind-boggling mad cow disease
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
excitant gunner
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Stubborn plum liquid oxygen background story
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
aquamarine appetizing love of her life son of senegal
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
dashing faggotry
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
excitant gunner
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Sapphire Gas Station
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
irradiated seedy set
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
apoplectic multi-colored travel guidebook corn cake
  06/30/25
cr
excitant gunner
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Stubborn plum liquid oxygen background story
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
hairraiser ticket booth people who are hurt
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Sapphire Gas Station
  06/30/25
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snowy submissive center volcanic crater
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
dashing faggotry
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
apoplectic multi-colored travel guidebook corn cake
  06/30/25
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Flushed Overrated Mood Mexican
  07/01/25
*bussy
galvanic institution marketing idea
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
buck-toothed insanely creepy step-uncle's house prole
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
emerald athletic conference
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Alcoholic Fluffy Church Brethren
  06/30/25
fuck
dashing faggotry
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
emerald athletic conference
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
cerebral obsidian theater stage sound barrier
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
dashing faggotry
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
hairraiser ticket booth people who are hurt
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
excitant gunner
  06/30/25
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thriller rough-skinned kitty cat kitchen
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
underhanded big idiot
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
autistic shrine
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
puce spot
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
excitant gunner
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
autistic shrine
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
snowy submissive center volcanic crater
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
autistic shrine
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Massive Insecure Area Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
excitant gunner
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
vigorous field sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Charismatic Lilac Space Nibblets
  06/30/25
tcr
snowy submissive center volcanic crater
  07/01/25
just jump
frum heady market jap
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
excitant gunner
  06/30/25
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Curious Cream Den
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Arousing dragon famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
wow
excitant gunner
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Charcoal flickering headpube
  06/30/25
JFC man
excitant gunner
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
mind-boggling mad cow disease
  06/30/25
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frum heady market jap
  06/30/25
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dashing faggotry
  06/30/25
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Sapphire Gas Station
  06/30/25
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supple windowlicker forum
  06/30/25
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lake razzle-dazzle cumskin mother
  06/30/25
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vigorous field sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Charismatic Lilac Space Nibblets
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
underhanded big idiot
  06/30/25
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spectacular indian lodge laser beams
  07/01/25
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Flushed Overrated Mood Mexican
  07/01/25
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Primrose Native
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
canary pit fanboi
  07/01/25
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odious red patrolman site
  07/01/25
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electric azure fat ankles stead
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Irate Marvelous Resort Cuck
  06/30/25
bro
excitant gunner
  06/30/25
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Charismatic Lilac Space Nibblets
  06/30/25
lol
snowy submissive center volcanic crater
  07/01/25
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silver racy police squad
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
flirting digit ratio jew
  06/30/25
jfc
excitant gunner
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Stubborn plum liquid oxygen background story
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
supple windowlicker forum
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
lake razzle-dazzle cumskin mother
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
snowy submissive center volcanic crater
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
flirting digit ratio jew
  07/01/25
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puce spot
  07/01/25
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lake razzle-dazzle cumskin mother
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
odious red patrolman site
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
territorial hospital roommate
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
hairraiser ticket booth people who are hurt
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
excitant gunner
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
dashing faggotry
  06/30/25
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excitant gunner
  07/01/25
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topaz locus
  07/01/25
lol
snowy submissive center volcanic crater
  07/01/25
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frum heady market jap
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
glittery internal respiration point
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
grizzly misunderstood principal's office
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Chest-beating boistinker
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Chrome meetinghouse
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Sickened messiness death wish
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
topaz locus
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Mint Multi-billionaire Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
excitant gunner
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
snowy submissive center volcanic crater
  07/01/25
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excitant gunner
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Flushed Overrated Mood Mexican
  07/01/25
😟
Harsh tattoo
  07/01/25
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buff alpha
  07/01/25
holy shit
excitant gunner
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
topaz locus
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
honey-headed fragrant regret abode
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
odious red patrolman site
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
buck-toothed insanely creepy step-uncle's house prole
  07/01/25
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excitant gunner
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
odious red patrolman site
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
odious red patrolman site
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Arousing dragon famous landscape painting
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
buck-toothed insanely creepy step-uncle's house prole
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
excitant gunner
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Sick cordovan church building
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Flushed Overrated Mood Mexican
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
fiercely-loyal rehab
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
excitant gunner
  07/06/25
...
Arousing dragon famous landscape painting
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
vibrant ceo locale
  07/06/25
...
lake razzle-dazzle cumskin mother
  07/06/25
lol
snowy submissive center volcanic crater
  07/07/25
wow
excitant gunner
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: excitant gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: cerebral obsidian theater stage sound barrier

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Metal cracking school

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: electric azure fat ankles stead

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Trip keepsake machete

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Irate Marvelous Resort Cuck

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: buck-toothed insanely creepy step-uncle's house prole

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Cowardly adulterous office

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling mad cow disease

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: excitant gunner

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Stubborn plum liquid oxygen background story

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: aquamarine appetizing love of her life son of senegal

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: dashing faggotry

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: excitant gunner

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Sapphire Gas Station

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: irradiated seedy set

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: apoplectic multi-colored travel guidebook corn cake

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: excitant gunner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Stubborn plum liquid oxygen background story

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: hairraiser ticket booth people who are hurt

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Sapphire Gas Station

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: snowy submissive center volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: dashing faggotry

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: apoplectic multi-colored travel guidebook corn cake

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Flushed Overrated Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: galvanic institution marketing idea

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: buck-toothed insanely creepy step-uncle's house prole

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: emerald athletic conference

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Alcoholic Fluffy Church Brethren

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: dashing faggotry

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: emerald athletic conference

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: cerebral obsidian theater stage sound barrier

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: dashing faggotry

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: hairraiser ticket booth people who are hurt

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: excitant gunner

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: thriller rough-skinned kitty cat kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: underhanded big idiot

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: autistic shrine

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: puce spot

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: excitant gunner

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: autistic shrine

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: snowy submissive center volcanic crater

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: autistic shrine

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Massive Insecure Area Twinkling Uncleanness

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: excitant gunner

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: vigorous field sweet tailpipe

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Charismatic Lilac Space Nibblets

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: snowy submissive center volcanic crater

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: frum heady market jap

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: excitant gunner

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Curious Cream Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Arousing dragon famous landscape painting

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: excitant gunner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Charcoal flickering headpube

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: excitant gunner

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling mad cow disease

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: frum heady market jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: dashing faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Sapphire Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: supple windowlicker forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: lake razzle-dazzle cumskin mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: vigorous field sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Charismatic Lilac Space Nibblets

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: underhanded big idiot

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: spectacular indian lodge laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Flushed Overrated Mood Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Primrose Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: canary pit fanboi

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: odious red patrolman site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: electric azure fat ankles stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Irate Marvelous Resort Cuck

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: excitant gunner

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Charismatic Lilac Space Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: snowy submissive center volcanic crater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: silver racy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: flirting digit ratio jew

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: excitant gunner

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Stubborn plum liquid oxygen background story

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: supple windowlicker forum

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: lake razzle-dazzle cumskin mother

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: snowy submissive center volcanic crater

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: flirting digit ratio jew

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: puce spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: lake razzle-dazzle cumskin mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: odious red patrolman site

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: territorial hospital roommate

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: hairraiser ticket booth people who are hurt

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: excitant gunner

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: dashing faggotry

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: excitant gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: topaz locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: snowy submissive center volcanic crater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: frum heady market jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: glittery internal respiration point

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: grizzly misunderstood principal's office

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Chest-beating boistinker

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Chrome meetinghouse

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Sickened messiness death wish

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: topaz locus

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Mint Multi-billionaire Queen Of The Night

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: excitant gunner

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: snowy submissive center volcanic crater

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: excitant gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Flushed Overrated Mood Mexican

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Harsh tattoo

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: buff alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: excitant gunner

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: topaz locus

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: honey-headed fragrant regret abode

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: odious red patrolman site

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: buck-toothed insanely creepy step-uncle's house prole

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: excitant gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: odious red patrolman site

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: odious red patrolman site

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Arousing dragon famous landscape painting

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: buck-toothed insanely creepy step-uncle's house prole

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: excitant gunner

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Sick cordovan church building

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Flushed Overrated Mood Mexican

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal rehab

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: excitant gunner

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Arousing dragon famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: vibrant ceo locale

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: lake razzle-dazzle cumskin mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: snowy submissive center volcanic crater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: excitant gunner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)