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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Irradiated stage ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944243) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: comical sadistic office son of senegal Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Bull headed factory reset button My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944245) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: glassy fiercely-loyal giraffe "You've reached the..."
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42887666) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Laughsome Fanboi Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950197) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: amber azn Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Laughsome Fanboi Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376409) |
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