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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Irradiated stage

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: comical sadistic office son of senegal

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Bull headed factory reset button

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: glassy fiercely-loyal giraffe

"You've reached the..."

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: sienna parlour party of the first part

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: sienna parlour party of the first part

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Diverse Keepsake Machete

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Laughsome Fanboi

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Hairless Wine Gaping Property

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: amber azn

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Laughsome Fanboi

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: arrogant lemon mad cow disease station

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Impressive bawdyhouse laser beams



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Overrated sapphire menage international law enforcement agency

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: arrogant lemon mad cow disease station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: arrogant lemon mad cow disease station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Chestnut insane theater stage roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Arousing avocado stead trust fund

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Arousing avocado stead trust fund

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Arousing avocado stead trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Arousing avocado stead trust fund

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Cerebral tanning salon blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: sienna parlour party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: smoky fat ankles travel guidebook

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: smoky fat ankles travel guidebook

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: smoky fat ankles travel guidebook

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: slate hairraiser business firm sex offender

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Onyx mischievous pistol people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49776406)